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Default Re: Latest Goth Nonsense: Crying Clubs - 02-22-2009, 10:20 PM

Sam



What he's eating:
Milk and cookies




What he's crying about:
He broke up with his girlfriend


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Maybe she broke up with him because he was crying all the time. What's wrong with those emo-kids :s

There is a song about them:


Lyrics to Emo Kid :
Dear Diary

Mood: Apathetic

My life is spiraling downward
I couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert
It sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs like "Stab my heart because I love you" and "Rip apart my soul" and of course "Stabby rip stab stab" And It doesn’t help that I couldn’t get my hair to do that flippy thing either… like that guy from that band can do… some days...

I’m an emo kid, non-conforming as can be
You’d be non-conforming too if you look just like me
I have paint on my nails and makeup on my face
I’m almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
Cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression, most just call me a fag
'Cause our dudes look like chicks and chicks look like dykes
Cause emo is one step below transvestite

Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo

I don’t jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo

I’m dark and sensitive with low self esteem
The way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween
I have no real problems but I like to make believe
I stole my sister’s mascara now I’m grounded for a week
Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
I can’t get through a hawthorne heights album without sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me, it’s never any fun
They say they already have a pussy, they don’t need another one

Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo

I don’t jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo

Dye in my hair and polish on my toes
I must be emo

I play guitar and write suicide notes
I must be emo

my life is just a black abyss... ya know..it’s so dark. And it’s suffocating me, grabbing a hold of me and tightening its grip, tighter than a pair of my little sisters jeans...which look great on me by the way.

When I get depressed I cut my wrist in every direction
Hearing songs about getting dumped gives me an erection
I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses
I tell my friends I bleed black and cry during classes
I’m just a bad, cheap imitation of goth
You can read me “Catcher in the Rye” and watch me jack off
I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
If I said that I like girls I’d only be half right

I look like I’m dead and dress like a homo
I must be emo

Screw xbox I play old school Nintendo
I must be emo

I like to whine and hate my parentals
I must be emo

Me and my friends all look like clones
I must be emo

My parents don’t get me ya know
They think I’m gay just because they saw me kiss a guy… well, a couple guys …but still, I mean it’s the 2000’s, can’t two…or 4 dudes make out with each other without being gay
I mean, chicks dig that kinda thing anyways
I don’t know diary, sometimes I think you are the only one that gets me…you’re my best friend
I feel like tacos
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Default Re: Latest Goth Nonsense: Crying Clubs - 02-22-2009, 10:23 PM

Please don't post more of your stupid lyrics.


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Default Re: Latest Goth Nonsense: Crying Clubs - 02-22-2009, 11:07 PM

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Please don't post more of your stupid lyrics.

If they want something to cry about, they should contemplate the pain and agony of Jesus dieing on the cross for their sins.


Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Default Re: Latest Goth Nonsense: Crying Clubs - 02-23-2009, 12:49 AM

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Okay, things have gotten even worse. The latest fag emo goth obsession is "crying while eating."

What could be more unnatural.
Watching Pastor Al cry.

Why's he crying?

Stupidly clicked on ANOTHER of your links.


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Default Re: Latest Goth Nonsense: Crying Clubs - 02-24-2009, 11:25 PM

BTW: the site isn't Goth, it's Emo, you can see the difference in their hair. But still .... they are mental :s
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Default Re: Latest Goth Nonsense: Crying Clubs - 02-24-2009, 11:30 PM

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BTW: the site isn't Goth, it's Emo, you can see the difference in their hair. But still .... they are mental :s
There is no fundamental difference between goth scum and emo scum. While the two sub-cultures may despise each other, they all worship satan together, and both groups are made up of limp-wristed queer boys and bloated, pasty fag hags.

And of course, both groups are as hellbound as you can get. Jesus is disgusted by them.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Latest Goth Nonsense: Crying Clubs - 02-24-2009, 11:51 PM

I just had a warning because of the lyric. It wasn't my intention to place a poam here.

In the lyric is everything that is freaky about emo's.

I just wanted to show you what kind of freaky things they do.

I'm sorry if I wasn't clear about that.
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Default Re: Latest Goth Nonsense: Crying Clubs - 02-25-2009, 12:41 AM

Sinful Goths.
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Default Re: Latest Goth Nonsense: Crying Clubs - 02-25-2009, 12:49 AM

Can you write in complete sentences?


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Default Re: Latest Goth Nonsense: Crying Clubs - 02-25-2009, 01:01 AM

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Sorry for that last post... I shall now write in complete sentences. I pray to Christ that He will not burn me in Hell for the failure to write in complete sentences.
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Sorry for that last post... I shall now write in complete sentences. I pray to Christ that He will not burn me in Hell for the failure to write in complete sentences.
Don't be a smart aleck. Jesus cares deeply about grammar. Read the Bible!

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Are you another dope-smoking goth fag? Have you made a thread in the "introductions" section yet?


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Latest Goth Nonsense: Crying Clubs - 02-25-2009, 01:22 AM

Thank you for reminding me of my sin, Pastor Ezekiel. I must repent now...
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Default Re: Latest Goth Nonsense: Crying Clubs - 02-26-2009, 02:02 AM

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The gothtards will have enough to cry about in hell. They won't even need chopped onions.

i love dicks as much as the next guy but jesus christ how could someone wearing all black not be a satanist? i'm not really sure but i believe it's some of that "free" thinking you guys are so afraid of
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Default Re: Latest Goth Nonsense: Crying Clubs - 02-26-2009, 07:35 PM

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Watching Pastor Al cry.

Why's he crying?

Stupidly clicked on ANOTHER of your links.
Just be glad that JesOS's Godly filtering software prevents me from linking to the latest British craze. It also involves crying while doing something else, and...well, suffice to say that it's commonly known as "cranking". Jesus weeps. BUT NOT LIKE THAT!
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There is no fundamental difference between goth scum and emo scum. While the two sub-cultures may despise each other, they all worship satan together, and both groups are made up of limp-wristed queer boys and bloated, pasty fag hags.

And of course, both groups are as hellbound as you can get. Jesus is disgusted by them.
Praise Jesus! Goths and emos are just like Sunnis and Shias in God's eyes. The only difference being that when towelheads make a "cry for help" because "nobody understands", they tend to take out an entire bus with them.


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


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