[Muhammad Farooqi]

Greetings fellow worshipers! I am proud to be with you today, I am a good worshiper. Together we can vanquish sin from this Earth. Amen.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Muhammad Farooqi

Greetings fellow worshipers! I am proud to be with you today, I am a good worshiper. Together we can vanquish sin from this Earth. Amen.

Hello, dear, and to our forum!

So, what church do you go to, what is your favorite Bible verse, and how did you find Jesus?

[Muhammad Farooqi]

My name is Muhammad Farooqi and I am from Nigeria. When I was a small boy I have seen many sins in my village. It was bad times. I ran away on fishing boat where I came to America. Here white people take care of me and I learned the true meaning of faith. No more did I kill sheep and goat. I now pray to one true God, for him all praise is given.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Muhammad Farooqi

My name is Muhammad Farooqi and I am from Nigeria. When I was a small boy I have seen many sins in my village. It was bad times. I ran away on fishing boat where I came to America. Here white people take care of me and I learned the true meaning of faith. No more did I kill sheep and goat. I now pray to one true God, for him all praise is given.

I see now that you are a foreigner so I will try to make my previous question easier to understand for you:

So, what church do you go to, what is your favorite Bible verse, and how did you find Jesus?

[Muhammad Farooqi]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

I see now that you are a foreigner so I will try to make my previous question easier to understand for you:

So, what church do you go to, what is your favorite Bible verse, and how did you find Jesus?

Thank you kind lady. Sadly I do not go to church. I pray and worship in my room. As fir favorite bible verse I like Exidus 22:25. I like how it teaches to care for poor. I also found Jesus after I left Nigeria.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Muhammad Farooqi

Thank you kind lady. Sadly I do not go to church. I pray and worship in my room.

That is nice but you should have at least one more person with you in order for Jesus to show up:

Matthew 18:20 For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them.

As fir favorite bible verse I like Exidus 22:25. I like how it teaches to care for poor.

Exodus 22 is a fine book choice indeed. My personal favorites in this chapter are the following:

It allows a man to stand his ground:

Exodus 22:2 If a thief be found breaking up, and be smitten that he die, there shall no blood be shed for him.

It allows a man to rape a girl into marriage:

Exodus 22:16 And if a man entice a maid that is not betrothed, and lie with her, he shall surely endow her to be his wife.

It calls for killing of witches - which, as far as I understand, is still being enthusiastically practiced in some areas in Africa:

Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

It condemns bestiality:

Exodus 22:19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.

It vividly describes God's Holy Wrath:

Exodus 22:24 And my wrath shall wax hot, and I will kill you with the sword; and your wives shall be widows, and your children fatherless.

Oh yes, Exodus 22 is a fine choice of a favorite chapter of the Bible, indeed!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Muhammad Farooqi

Thank you kind lady. Sadly I do not go to church. I pray and worship in my room. As fir favorite bible verse I like Exidus 22:25. I like how it teaches to care for poor. I also found Jesus after I left Nigeria.

Ex:22:25: If thou lend money to any of my people that is poor by thee, thou shalt not be to him as an usurer, neither shalt thou lay upon him usury.

How brilliant is that verse, Sambo! I have received interest-free loans of over $2 million form the church. Did you read anything else in Exodus?

Ex:18:20: And thou shalt teach them ordinances and laws, and shalt shew them the way wherein they must walk, and the work that they must do.

Which seems to speak about not being an illegal entrant, to behave properly, i.e. none of your Nigerian scams - and to find a job.

The Bible helps us all to find meaning, doesn't it? And, after all what is money?

M't:6:19: Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal:
M't:6:20: But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:

[Jim C. Lombardo]

They have internet in Nigeria?? I thought the only one with working wifi is your Nigerian Prince, whose sent me yet another email. He makes a very convincing argument, I'm wondering if I should jump for it and make a bundle. I missed out on bitcoin, so what do I have to lose?

[Bubba Buck]

I seem to recall some country our great leader and President mentioned. So there really is a country called Niggeria? <snicker> I'm surprised and impressed you can speak a little American with where you come from. Welcome to the forums. I mean no disrespect, however, Moosehamhead Fardooki (idk if that's how your name is pronounced. I don't really understand non-white names) but if we meet up would you kindly let me bring a metal detector along? Can never be too careful in this country. What with all the terrorism going around and the border wall being blocked by libtards. Anywho, I'm interested to hear about your past and what your life was like before you found Jesus. What was your family like growing up? Did you used to be a faggot like me before I found Jesus and welcomed him into my life? I used to be a faggot and hit a low point in my life when I was about 50. My teeth have been worse for wear due to the Lord punishing me for my sins. Ever since I found the Bible my life has turned around completely and I know in my heart I will be saved some day if I continue following the teachings of Christ literally written as in The KJV Bible.

I would avoid saying that salami phrase from now on by the way. Wouldn't want you to be mistaken for a sinnin towelhead from the Middle East and ruin your chances at a good life.

[Nahkriin]

I bid thee a cautious welcome, Muhammad.

[Muhammad Farooqi]

Originally Posted by Bubba Buck

I seem to recall some country our great leader and President mentioned. So there really is a country called Niggeria? <snicker> I'm surprised and impressed you can speak a little American with where you come from. Welcome to the forums. I mean no disrespect, however, Moosehamhead Fardooki (idk if that's how your name is pronounced. I don't really understand non-white names) but if we meet up would you kindly let me bring a metal detector along? Can never be too careful in this country. What with all the terrorism going around and the border wall being blocked by libtards. Anywho, I'm interested to hear about your past and what your life was like before you found Jesus. What was your family like growing up? Did you used to be a faggot like me before I found Jesus and welcomed him into my life? I used to be a faggot and hit a low point in my life when I was about 50. My teeth have been worse for wear due to the Lord punishing me for my sins. Ever since I found the Bible my life has turned around completely and I know in my heart I will be saved some day if I continue following the teachings of Christ literally written as in The KJV Bible.

I would avoid saying that salami phrase from now on by the way. Wouldn't want you to be mistaken for a sinnin towelhead from the Middle East and ruin your chances at a good life.

Thank you sir. My family life was bad. Mom was a witch doctor, she did many curses. As for dad I don't know who he is, I hear he was beheaded by the local, how you say, militia. I found Jesus after I ran away from my sinner village. I came to America, where I find God.

Back in Nigeria, I was a scrap boy. I would collect scraps to sell for food. Usually I get one cup of rice for a hard days work. It was a godless land. My mom put a cure on all the village men, she made all the men crave butt. This is when I chose to ran away. Here in America there is no curses. Here is safe. Not only do Militia have guns but all people. Here I feel save and loved. One day I will be adopted by white family.

[Bubba Buck]

So you're one of them Nigras born in Africa who fled to the Godly US or safe passage and freedom? May I see your papers? Are you one o them DACA boys? I'm interested in learning how a lowly scrapboy made it to the US. I'm sure Trump is too. I'm sure you'll be fine though if you're truly a Christian though. I don't know, talk to one of the people with True Christian titleship in order to have proper guidance. I'm not the man for you.

[Muhammad Farooqi]

Originally Posted by Bubba Buck

So you're one of them Nigras born in Africa who fled to the Godly US or safe passage and freedom? May I see your papers? Are you one o them DACA boys? I'm interested in learning how a lowly scrapboy made it to the US. I'm sure Trump is too. I'm sure you'll be fine though if you're truly a Christian though. I don't know, talk to one of the people with True Christian titleship in order to have proper guidance. I'm not the man for you.

Now I am no longer scrap boy, but a mighty gas station attendant. I thank Mr.Trump for giving me a life worth living.

And thank you for accepting me. I will be sure to talk to the True Christians for my path.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Muhammad Farooqi

My name is Muhammad Farooqi and I am from Nigeria. When I was a small boy I have seen many sins in my village. It was bad times. I ran away on fishing boat where I came to America. Here white people take care of me and I learned the true meaning of faith. No more did I kill sheep and goat. I now pray to one true God, for him all praise is given.

Proof that only in a Christian country can a man learn to be civilized, mannerly, moral. Welcome to the forums, dear. When will you change your name from that heathen ugga-bugga to something Biblical, like John?

[MitzaLizalor]

With a name adjusted from the foreign spelling there could be positions available to you that would be less forthcoming otherwise as Mary has intimated.

Christmas trees can be difficult to balance and for the taller gentleman getting it to stand up would be much easier than what we've managed ourselves with hooks and wires loosely strung so far.

I'm planning the festive season now and working out some menus so any new recipes will be of interest but probably not involving ostrich.

. .Welcome to the forum and it is encouraging to greet someone who's actually read The Bible.

[Muhammad Farooqi]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Proof that only in a Christian country can a man learn to be civilized, mannerly, moral. Welcome to the forums, dear. When will you change your name from that heathen ugga-bugga to something Biblical, like John?

Thank you, I will be happy to change name to biblical and proper. If there is a way to find my proper name. I am sure to prove myself to be favorable with you all.

[Faith_Machine]

Hi friend, I'm not sure why you stopped killing sheep and goat. As long as you own those animals, and didn't steal them, I can find no scriptural reason not to kill and eat them.

Just don't sacrifice them to your queer African deities, and you should be fine.

[Bubba Buck]

Let's see...names that may fit you. Good ones that come to mind are Donald, Roy, Mitch, Eric. Those are nice American names! But it may be more beneficial to have your name inspired by the Bible as well. If you are a big strong strapping black man who is normally really sweaty and muscular, Samson may be more fitting.

But alas you are from the lands where flinging dung is commonplace so Malachi sounds to be best. Here's my verse supporting it. Happy to see a nigra trying to better his life for once.

Malachi 2:3
Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it.