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Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! -
03-29-2010, 11:53 PM
Every time I get a chocolate easter bunny it's always dark brown. Never swarthy, never freckled, never tanned, or asian, let alone pink and perfect. This lack of racial diversity offends me as a European-American.
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Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! -
03-30-2010, 01:20 AM
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story points up yet another revolting aspect of the pagan Easter Bunny; Blatant Racism!
See, that's not what Christianity is about. We True Christians™ abhor and condemn racism unequivocally. The (insert ignorant racial slur here) has it's place, as God lays it out in His Holy Word.
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a trait you all seem to share! maybe you should be friends after all!
i just find it funny how you just contradicted your self in one sentence!
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Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! -
03-30-2010, 01:29 AM
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a trait you all seem to share! maybe you should be friends after all!
i just find it funny how you just contradicted your self in one sentence!
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Jellobarf, is it OK for me to call you Jellobarf? Cool
We do not tolerate racism of any sort. If you insist on showing your racist colors things will not go well for you.
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Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! -
03-30-2010, 05:28 AM
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a trait you all seem to share! maybe you should be friends after all!
i just find it funny how you just contradicted your self in one sentence!
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Listen here, jellybarf: we don't need your racism here, you can please leave now kthksbai.
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Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! -
03-30-2010, 11:18 PM
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a trait you all seem to share! maybe you should be friends after all!
i just find it funny how you just contradicted your self in one sentence!
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Jellobarf, is it OK for me to call you Jellobarf? Cool
We do not tolerate racism of any sort. If you insist on showing your racist colors things will not go well for you.
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Listen here, jellybarf: we don't need your racism here, you can please leave now kthksbai.
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could the two of you fine gentleman please elaborate on what exactly it was that i typed that would be considered racist?
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Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! -
03-31-2010, 02:18 AM
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could the two of you fine gentleman please elaborate on what exactly it was that i typed that would be considered racist?
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Obviously you hate True Godly Whites™, otherwise you wouldn't have persecuted Pastor Zeke for telling the truth. As you might say, "dat racis'!"
And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren. (Genesis 9:22-25)
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Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! -
03-31-2010, 04:46 AM
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a trait you all seem to share! maybe you should be friends after all!
i just find it funny how you just contradicted your self in one sentence!
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"You all"?
I suppose you mean all of us God-fearing whiteys, right?
You should be ashamed of yourself, sir.
James 3:8 (King James) - "But the tongue can no man tame; it is an unruly evil, full of deadly poison."
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Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! -
03-31-2010, 06:07 PM
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Obviously you hate True Godly White Trash™, otherwise you wouldn't have persecuted Pastor Zeke for telling the truth. As you might say, "dat racis'!"
And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren. (Genesis 9:22-25)
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First of all I'm not some illiterate African, i am a perfectly well (if not better) educated Junior Scholar with my blood divided at: 3/4 white and 1/4 Chinese.
Its not nice to stereotype people like that especially if you dont know who your talking too.
White people are just as ignorant, just as ghetto, and smoke as much crack as your stereotypic ideology of a Black man. They main difference is they watch more NASCAR, and drink more Budweiser.
i know this because the trailer park is just a short walk away from me.
Unlike you im not generalizing and saying ALL white people are like this.
Some are greedy corporate fat cat tycoons, boy molesting priests, or an average honest man working as a bank accountant.
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Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! -
03-31-2010, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by JelloBiafra4Pres.
First of all I'm not some illiterate African, i am a perfectly well (if not better) educated Junior Scholar with my blood divided at: 3/4 white and 1/4 Chinese.
Its not nice to stereotype people like that especially if you dont know who your talking too.
White people are just as ignorant, just as ghetto, and smoke as much crack as your stereotypic ideology of a Black man. They main difference is they watch more NASCAR, and drink more Budweiser.
i know this because the trailer park is just a short walk away from me.
Unlike you im not generalizing and saying ALL white people are like this.
Some are greedy corporate fat cat tycoons, boy molesting priests, or an average honest man working as a bank accountant.
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Friend,
There is no room for racism here at Landover.
I am outraged at you disgusting attacks upon people of no color. You should hang your head in shame for the pain and suffering your mindless bigotry has caused. Maybe your conduct is acceptable in 1/4 Asian land but there is no room for it here.
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Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! -
03-31-2010, 07:37 PM
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Friend,
There is no room for racism here at Landover.
I am outraged at you disgusting attacks upon people of no color. You should hang your head in shame for the pain and suffering your mindless bigotry has caused. Maybe your conduct is acceptable in 1/4 Asian land but there is no room for it here.
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oh NOW i get it! its only okay to bad mouth people with skin pigment and NOT okay to bad mouth people without skin pigment. that dosent seem supremest or anything.
okay thanks i got figured out now
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Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! -
03-31-2010, 09:40 PM
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Brother, to show the comparison, do you have any photos of ex-negros?
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Well, there was Tiger Woods, but he's clearly fallen so far off the wagon . . .
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First of all^, I'm not some illiterate African^. i am a perfectly well (if not better) educated Junior Scholar with my blood divided at: 3/4 white and 1/4 Chinese.
It^'s not nice to stereotype people like that^, especially if you don^'t know who you^'r ^e talking too.
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I thought Asians were supposed to be intelligent. Looks like that Asian blood has mucked up your English!
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Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! -
04-01-2010, 08:33 PM
Okay, so hes not an English professor. so what?
He sounds more intelligent and makes more sense than the rest of you do.
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Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! -
04-01-2010, 09:33 PM
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hes not an English professor
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He is also not the Easter bunny. Do you have anything useful to say or are you just here to repeat things the smart people said?
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Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! -
04-01-2010, 10:47 PM
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He is also not the Easter bunny. Do you have anything useful to say or are you just here to repeat things the smart people said?
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what did i repeat?
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Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! -
04-01-2010, 11:48 PM
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Okay, so hes not an English professor. so what?
He sounds more intelligent and makes more sense than the rest of you do.
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When one makes a point of one's "superior education", it's a good idea to be able to demonstrate an understanding of basic grammar and spelling.
He clearly demonstrated the quality of his education.
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Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! -
04-02-2010, 12:45 AM
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Well, there was Tiger Woods, but he's clearly fallen so far off the wagon . . .
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I thought Asians were supposed to be intelligent. Looks like that Asian blood has mucked up your English!
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Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! -
04-02-2010, 01:10 AM
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When one makes a point of one's "superior education", it's a good idea to be able to demonstrate an understanding of basic grammar and spelling.
He clearly demonstrated the quality of his education.
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Just because he's too lazy to type an apostrophe and hold on to the shift key dosen't make him stupid.
He can at least SPELL unlike alot of people on here.
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Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! -
03-14-2011, 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
THIS story points up yet another revolting aspect of the pagan Easter Bunny; Blatant Racism!
See, that's not what Christianity is about. We True Christians™ abhor and condemn racism unequivocally. The nigra has it's place, as God lays it out in His Holy Word.
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You are appalled by racism? Funny. I would think anyone who supports slavery is extroardinarily racist.
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Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! -
03-14-2011, 09:30 PM
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You are appalled by racism? Funny. I would think anyone who supports slavery is extroardinarily racist.
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Leviticus 25:44-46:
Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids.
Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession.
And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children after you, to inherit them for a possession; they shall be your bondmen for ever: but over your brethren the children of Israel, ye shall not rule one over another with rigour.
Are you calling God a racist?
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
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Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! -
03-15-2011, 12:37 AM
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You are appalled by racism? Funny. I would think anyone who supports slavery is extroardinarily racist.
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I do not care what ethniticuty a slave it, be it a nigra, joo, messica, gook, spic, wop, mick, injun. They are all the same in Gods and my eyes.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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