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Arrow Women: keep your hands by your side and not in your pockets - 02-22-2009, 01:38 AM

I've read several things on this site reguarding men masturbating, but you have nothing about women masturbating. Is there a reason for that? Women do masturbate you know.
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Default Re: Women Masturbating - 02-22-2009, 01:43 AM

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I've read several things on this site reguarding men masturbating, but you have nothing about women masturbating. Is there a reason for that? Women do masturbate you know.
What for? It's a sin and everyone knows the female orgasm is just a myth.
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Default Re: Women Masturbating - 02-22-2009, 01:47 AM

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What for? It's a sin and everyone knows the female orgasm is just a myth.
You're just saying that because you've never had one.
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Default Re: Women Masturbating - 02-22-2009, 02:07 AM

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Ezekiel 16:17 Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them,
There's what the Bible has to say about sex toys.


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You're just saying that because you've never had one.
Mr. Ratched is a considerate Christian husband who blesses me with chloroform before attempting to beget a little Christian soldier upon me.
You only wish such a man would even look your sinful way.
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Default Re: Women Masturbating - 02-22-2009, 02:18 AM

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There's what the Bible has to say about sex toys.




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You only wish such a man would even look your sinful way.
I don't use sex toys, I use my finger.
I am not sinful. Masturbation is a natural part of life. Many many people do it.
Masturbation vs pre marital sex. Which would you rather I do?
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Default Re: Women Masturbating - 02-22-2009, 02:24 AM

Neither. Try marriage.
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Default Re: Women Masturbating - 02-22-2009, 02:53 AM

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You're just saying that because you've never had one.
Nice
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Default Re: Women Masturbating - 02-22-2009, 02:56 AM

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Someone needs to educate these people of the wonders of the female orgasm.
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Default Re: Women Masturbating - 02-22-2009, 02:59 AM

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Thanks.
Someone needs to educate these people of the wonders of the female orgasm.
Well, I was just saying nice cause you got her good but yeah
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Default Re: Women Masturbating - 02-22-2009, 07:46 PM

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What for? It's a sin and everyone knows the female orgasm is just a myth.
Is it in the bible that it doesn't existe? can't find anything about it :s
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Default Re: Women Masturbating - 02-22-2009, 08:13 PM

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Is it in the bible that it doesn't existe? can't find anything about it :s
The so called female orgasm is simply a form of demonic or satanic posession. I have done extensive research into various forms of sexual deviancy, most recently in the debauchery of female masturbation. I have witnessed vile acts and the results of those acts. The only worthy form of sexual behavior is procreation.

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Default Re: Women Masturbating - 02-24-2009, 02:55 AM

First off, I really do not want to offend anyone here. So if I do, I deeply apologize. People are entitled to their own opinons and I have some of my own on this topic. Come on guys, whats so bad about masturbation? People have wants and needs, Its just something to get them by until they are ready for marraige, or to have sex with someone they truly love.
I personally do not believe the Lord would be so strick with woman who masturbate. If guys are allowed to, then when aren't girls? To me all sexes are equal. If it makes you happy then do it. Whats so wrong about that?
You guys are being childish and immature. Anyone who voices their own opinions, you just taunt them by calling them retards. What would Jesus think of that? Sorry to tell you, but over 80% of woman masturbate. Hardly anyone agrees with you people on this topic. Whether you'd like to admit it or not, woman masturbation is natural. Why else would God have given you a clitorous? Open your eyes, broaden your horizon. Don't be so narrow minded.
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Default Re: Women Masturbating - 02-24-2009, 02:59 AM

How come you can't get a real man?


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Default Re: Women Masturbating - 02-24-2009, 03:05 AM

I can see that you're just a hopeless sex addict.


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Default Re: Women Masturbating - 02-24-2009, 06:04 AM

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Why else would God have given you a clitorous?
If your father was any sort of God fearing man he would chop that nefarious nub right off you. What is it with you and your short bus friends? There are millions of sex boards where you could brag about your cooter craze. Why come to a Christian forum to spout filth?
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Default Re: Women Masturbating - 02-24-2009, 09:46 PM

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Whether you'd like to admit it or not, woman masturbation is natural. Why else would God have given you a clitorous?
Any answers on that one? Because that is a good question. If the female orgasm "is a myth" then why do we have a clitorous?
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What for? It's a sin and everyone knows the female orgasm is just a myth.
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