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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
02-03-2007, 01:43 PM
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mister A.H. is right you are sick in your mind
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And you can spit on Jesus and persecute me all you like. Jesus foretold that demons like you would attack us. Praise God, go on about your business.
Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
02-03-2007, 01:46 PM
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And you can spit on Jesus and persecute me all you like. Jesus foretold that demons like you would attack us (you're the one who attacked me). Praise God, go on about your business.
Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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I'm no demon
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
02-03-2007, 01:52 PM
And I'm no demon either. I'm a regular boy who isn't sodomite at all. I don't say that you can't believe what you believe. My point is that you can't say that everyone who doesn't is a sodomite demon.
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
02-03-2007, 05:06 PM
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you're the one who attacked me.
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Friend, who came to whose forum?
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I don't say that you can't believe what you believe. My point is that you can't say that everyone who doesn't is a sodomite demon.
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So we can believe whatever we want, as long as we don't believe that sodomite demons are sodomite demons?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
02-03-2007, 05:25 PM
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So we can believe whatever we want, as long as we don't believe that sodomite demons are sodomite demons?
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You should stop offending others
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
02-03-2007, 05:30 PM
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You should stop offending others
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It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
Ecclesiastes 7:5
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
02-03-2007, 06:45 PM
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So we can believe whatever we want, as long as we don't believe that sodomite demons are sodomite demons?
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If we (me and mister A.H.) would be sodomite demons you would be one too.
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
02-03-2007, 07:20 PM
My point is that a religion shouldn't tell that some people are better than other. It is proven that we all evolved from the same ancester, so we're equal. You should try to respect other people. You realy don't have to believe them, you don't have to like them either, just show some respect.
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
02-03-2007, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by mister A.H.
My point is that a religion shouldn't tell that some people are better than other. It is proven that we all evolved from the same ancester, so we're equal. You should try to respect other people. You realy don't have to believe them, you don't have to like them either, just show some respect.
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You two little foreign faggots are beginning to irritate me. YOU show US some respect. I didn't come to your luzer country and try to tell you what to think, you came here. Start by making a generous tithe to pay for the bandwidth you are wasting with your heathen nonsense before I ban the both of you.
Damn all frenchies anyhow.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
02-03-2007, 07:35 PM
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You two little foreign faggots are beginning to irritate me. YOU show US some respect. I didn't come to your luzer country and try to tell you what to think, you came here. Start by making a generous tithe to pay for the bandwidth you are wasting with your heathen nonsense before I ban the both of you.
Damn all frenchies anyhow.
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Firts of all, we aren't french. The people in France are french.
But you're rigth, we came here and we should show you more respect.
I don't realy know why the dud came here, but I did because I believe in something else than God. I believe in world peace. I wish that someday the wordl will live in peace and with you people living that can never be true. I know that I can't forbid you anything. That's why I am trying to show you that some things of your belief isn't right and I hope that some people who read my comments agree with me.
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
02-03-2007, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by mister A.H.
Firts of all, we aren't french. The people in France are french.
But you're rigth, we came here and we should show you more respect.
I don't realy know why the dud came here, but I did because I believe in something else than God. I believe in world peace. I wish that someday the wordl will live in peace and with you people living that can never be true. I know that I can't forbid you anything. That's why I am trying to show you that some things of your belief isn't right and I hope that some people who read my comments agree with me.
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Of course we believe in world peace, and we want every righteous person to go to Heaven. Since Jesus tells us that most people will burn in hell, there is no reason to waste the resources of earth on them, so it is much better if they accept their destiny and die. If they don't, it is our responsibility to help them. We hope to kill three billion people within the next few years in God's mercy.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
02-03-2007, 07:52 PM
I can't believe it. You mentioned world peace AND kill three billion people in one answer. You can't get world peace by killing everyone, but by respecting everyone en listen to them.
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
02-03-2007, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by mister A.H.
That's why I am trying to show you that some things of your belief isn't right and I hope that some people who read my comments agree with me.
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I must say, you do appear to be one of the finest minds your generation, or any generation, has produced, and your eloquent arguments are starting to sway me. You appear to have proven centuries of scholarship and learning wrong! How could I have been so blind?!?!?!!? Why, I'm going to remove my chastity belt right now and go fornicate with the first Nigra I see!
So how old are you, 14? Go away, child. There are grown-ups talking here.
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
02-03-2007, 08:43 PM
I am sixteen and I appear to be more grow up than any of you. If anyone of you say something without offensive words, I read it, I try to understand it, I respect it and I make a descent response. I've never seen you do that.
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
02-03-2007, 08:45 PM
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I am sixteen and I appear to be more grow up than any of you. If anyone of you say something without offensive words, I read it, I try to understand it, I respect it and I make a descent response. I've never seen you do that.
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If you're 16, then you are a filthy liar because you have to be 18 or over to join this Godly forum.
Now go away and try to learn how to properly use the American language instead of being a disruptive child when adults are trying to talk. A good place to start is to pick up a dictionary and look up the word "descent".
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
02-03-2007, 08:47 PM
Do you know 1 word in any other language? I am 16 and I speak Dutch, Egnlish, French and German.
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
02-03-2007, 08:53 PM
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Do you know 1 word in any other language? I am 16 and I speak Dutch, Egnlish, French and German.
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I don't need to speak any others, because there is only one Godly language. Besides, it's better to learn to speak one language well and sound intelligent than learn four not so well and sound like an idiot.
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
02-03-2007, 08:59 PM
I don't sound like an idiot in Dutch. And to everyone I know all you people sound like morrons, with your president like the biggest idiot. But i am like the only one who even tries to understand why you believe what you believe. You say that I am an idiot, because I speak pretty good English at a very young age, that's pretty stupid, isn't it?
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
02-03-2007, 09:02 PM
You're Dutch? That explains everything! Sorry, I didn't know you were beyond saving!
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
02-03-2007, 09:05 PM
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You're Dutch? That explains everything! Sorry, I didn't know you were beyond saving!
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I am beyond saving, yeah rigth. Let us wait to the end of times and see who ends up in hell and who doesn't. Lmao
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