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Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
11-30-2011, 10:10 PM
Microwaves are for lazy sluts. Christian women slaughter the animals their husbands killed and roast them on a fire of wood chopped by their children. Obama is killing America with these microwaves. Are the rumors that aluminium hats protect against them true?
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Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
12-07-2011, 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist
What are you on about? Computers obviously exist as does plastic. As do demons. Why do you atheists demand proof of everything in your precious books? Just because God doesn't get a look in in all your textbooks and so on!
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Brother Percy said that 'I have searched my Bible KJV1611 thoroughly, and NOT ONCE did I find ANY reference to a Microwave Oven, or even to the term 'Microwave', so it's obvious these things are bad.'
I merely pointed out the problems with that arguement
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Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
12-08-2011, 03:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Frigid North
Brother Percy said that 'I have searched my Bible KJV1611 thoroughly, and NOT ONCE did I find ANY reference to a Microwave Oven, or even to the term 'Microwave', so it's obvious these things are bad.'
I merely pointed out the problems with that arguement
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Did he claim that the Bible mentions microwave ovens?
There are many things that the Bible doesn't mention, you fruitcake. The Bible doesn't mention Porterhouse Steaks, but I had one for breakfast this morning!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
12-08-2011, 05:00 AM
I would never use a microwave.
1) Pastor Zeke would "correct" me for being a "lazy whore"
2) Microwaves send out electronic beams that attract and invite lazy demons into your home! Can you imagine a lazy teenager becoming even lazier because the lazy whore Mom invited a demon into their house with a microwave!?! She was probably heating up a frozen dinner
Lazy Demons
p/s frozen foods and drinks are what whores eat and drink.
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Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
12-09-2011, 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Did he claim that the Bible mentions microwave ovens?
There are many things that the Bible doesn't mention, you fruitcake. The Bible doesn't mention Porterhouse Steaks, but I had one for breakfast this morning!
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Which is what i said. I said that the bible does not mention everything we have now. like computers and such. However, Brother Percy said that the bible made no mention of it(which I can understand), but he then goes on to say that it must be evil because it is not mentioned in bible. I said that just because it isn't mentioned doesn't mean its evil.
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Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
12-09-2011, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Frigid North
Which is what i said. I said that the bible does not mention everything we have now. like computers and such. However, Brother Percy said that the bible made no mention of it(which I can understand), but he then goes on to say that it must be evil because it is not mentioned in bible. I said that just because it isn't mentioned doesn't mean its evil.
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It just means you are an ignorant harlot. Clearly microwave ovens were invited for easy abortions. The Bible doesn't mention them by name because it's so obvious they are evil the Bible doesn't need to.
What are you some kind of religious fanatic you can't see something this obvious?
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Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
12-09-2011, 08:49 PM
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I have found proof that the microwave is of the devil. I will pray for those who own such a device that can only work with the use of devil magic.
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thats four sixes not three.
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Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
12-09-2011, 09:48 PM
Dear Friend,
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thats four sixes not three.
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So if Satan pranced around holding out another Satan 1/3 his size, he wouldn't be Satan?
THINK ABOUT IT!
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Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
12-09-2011, 11:06 PM
lolololololololololololololololol hahahahahahahahahahaha seriously a toster oven hahaha. Hold on a second imma go make some tost to go with my toaster waffles!!!!!
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Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
12-09-2011, 11:35 PM
so i guess cars computers palnes ETC are evil to. I use all this stuff all the time
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
12-09-2011, 11:37 PM
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so i guess cars computers palnes ETC are evil to. I use all this stuff all the time
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What do they have to with microwave ovens?
Do you cook with your car?
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Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
12-11-2011, 12:12 AM
thats not wat i meant. What are you gunna call evil next. Thats what was the point.
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Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
12-12-2011, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by agoodpedestrian
thats not wat i meant. What are you gunna call evil next. Thats what was the point.
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We call evil when we see evil. Why is that unreasonable? Do you want us to open our doors to Union Members so they can rape our daughters for their satanic rituals? Sane people draw lines between what is good and what is bad all the time.
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Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
01-07-2012, 07:28 PM
but seriously theirs nothing evil about a micro wave. Its not but its just. Im trying to be calm some things you think are evil I just dont think are. Whats wrong with me having my opinon. I mean i play call of duty MW3 And blackops. is their something wrong with that?
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Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
01-07-2012, 08:19 PM
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Whats wrong with me having my opinon?
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There is NOTHING wrong with that, friend. As long as you remember that is ALL it is - An OPINION.
However, the rest of us here like to deal in FACTS, NOT opinions.
It is a FACT that many people have put small animals inside Microwave Ovens, just to watch them die. It is a FACT that some have even put human babies inside them, to inflict pain and death upon innocents.
I could go on with 100s of cases of why these machines are pure evil, and from the Devil, but what FACTS have YOU given us to show they arent? NONE! Because, as you just admitted, you ONLY deal in OPINIONS, buddy.
Case and point. END. OF. DEBATE.
Enjoy Hell, mo ron.
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Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
01-08-2012, 06:09 AM
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Originally Posted by agoodpedestrian
I mean i play call of duty MW3 And blackops. is their something wrong with that?
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Yes. Those a jap-designed video games that are designed to turn you queer.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
01-13-2012, 07:54 AM
I've always considered them evil for their promotion of laziness in women. Sit around all day eating candy and watching soaps and slap something into the microwave when she hears her husbands vehicle pull into the driveway? How much lazier can you get?
I didn't realize they were THIS evil though. Thank you for the heads up!
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Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
01-31-2012, 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother_Percy
There is NOTHING wrong with that, friend. As long as you remember that is ALL it is - An OPINION.
However, the rest of us here like to deal in FACTS, NOT opinions.
It is a FACT that many people have put small animals inside Microwave Ovens, just to watch them die. It is a FACT that some have even put human babies inside them, to inflict pain and death upon innocents.
I could go on with 100s of cases of why these machines are pure evil, and from the Devil, but what FACTS have YOU given us to show they arent? NONE! Because, as you just admitted, you ONLY deal in OPINIONS, buddy.
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Brother Percy,
This may just be one man's opinion, but I would like to put in my two cents...
While I do know of some atrocious stories posted online, of people putting animals and infants in microwaves for the sole point of suffering, does this mean that the machine, an inanimate object, is the culprit?
It is just my opinion to say no. It is an object, not alive and unbreathing. The people who have done so, on the other hand, are thinking individuals that actually have DONE these things, using a tool (the microwave).
Should we not turn our attention to those utilizing these tools in a hurtful and hateful manner?
Regards,
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Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
02-05-2012, 02:15 AM
so that makes the person evil a microwave has no mind it cant say dont do that
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Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
02-05-2012, 02:23 AM
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so that makes the person evil a microwave has no mind it cant say dont do that
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Where did anyone claim that a microwave oven can think?
Go troll the papists. They're dumb enough to bite.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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