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Default I feel stupid after reading your forums - 06-14-2009, 04:15 PM

Hello everyone!
May the Lord bless you and keep you, may the Lord make his face shine upon you, may the Lord be gracious to you, and may He lift his countenance upon you.

I'm Vincent, from the pagan pits formally called The Netherlands.
Your messages on this forum have been inspiring me for a while now.
And the combination of inspiration and stuff I learned not from this website has started to bother me.
That's why I started having ideas of my own.
Not ideas of reforming anything big-time.
just small ideas.
I'd like to share them. And share my opinion on them and on your ideas (if you don't mind me doing), hoping we could all learn from eachother.


The Lord be praised,
yours sincerely,
Vincent


In Godes vrees te leven heb ick altyt betracht, daerom ben ick verdreven om Landt om Luyd ghebracht: maer God sal mij regeren als een goet Instrument, dat ick zal wederkeeren in mijnen Regiment.
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Default Re: I feel stupid after reading your forums - 06-14-2009, 04:27 PM

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Hello everyone!
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I'm Vincent, from the pagan pits formally called The Netherlands.
[...]I started having ideas of my own.
[...]
just small ideas.[...]
What sort of small ideas? Like how you should tie your shoelaces or whether eggs should be fried or boiled? You may be better off in the women's sections if you want to discuss small things - they seem to be hung up on small things.

We men speak of large ideas; the great ideas of all time, like God and Jesus and Salvation™ and is a true American "anyone who supports the idea of having the families and friends of terrorist sympathizers murdered in the streets"?





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Default Re: I feel stupid after reading your forums - 06-14-2009, 04:34 PM

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Hello everyone!
May the Lord bless you and keep you, may the Lord make his face shine upon you, may the Lord be gracious to you, and may He lift his countenance upon you.

I'm Vincent, from the pagan pits formally called The Netherlands.
Your messages on this forum have been inspiring me for a while now.
And the combination of inspiration and stuff I learned not from this website has started to bother me.
That's why I started having ideas of my own.
Not ideas of reforming anything big-time.
just small ideas.
I'd like to share them. And share my opinion on them and on your ideas (if you don't mind me doing), hoping we could all learn from eachother.


The Lord be praised,
yours sincerely,
Vincent
Brother Vince,
We are glad you found us. Welcome to the Landover Baptist Church! Our forum does not exist to make the unsaved feel stupid, our forum exists so True Christians™ can share the Good News about Jesus!

What exactly did you read that made you feel stupid here on our Godly boards? Did you not know that Jesus is the only way to achieve eternal life? Were you unaware the the KJAV 1611 Bible was the One True Bible™ and that all other Biblbes are false Bibles? Was it news to you that queers, atheists, liberals, and foreigners were trying to destroy America?

Well, do not feel bad, not everyone knows all of this important information. Feel free to learn as much as you can from us, that is one of the reasons we are here.

Oh, and this is a minor point. You should change your signature. It is blasphemy of the worst kind. If you do not change it, someone will change it for you I'm sure.

And again, welcome!


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Default Re: I feel stupid after reading your forums - 06-14-2009, 05:02 PM

I think my signature should be fine now.

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We men speak of large ideas; the great ideas of all time, like God and Jesus and Salvation™ and is a true American "anyone who supports the idea of having the families and friends of terrorist sympathizers murdered in the streets"?
How can any idea of any common man let alone woman be called Large or even Great when comparing them to the Idea of God Himself. The Idea that created our world, though wouldn't exist without Him. How can any idea in words be called Large or Great compared to the idea of Alpha till Omega?
Let alone the idea of nationality. Among true Christians there should be no borders to divide them. Like I care how to be American. I'm a Dutchman and proud of it, just like I'm citizen in my city and just like I'm European. I'm a world-citizen and proud of it, no even a citizen in the worldly kingdom of God! No need for a stupid American nationality.

Voor de Nederlandse leeuw!


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Default Re: I feel stupid after reading your forums - 06-14-2009, 05:07 PM

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[...]Let alone the idea of nationality. [...]I'm citizen in my city and just like I'm European. I'm a world-citizen and proud of it, no even a citizen in the worldly kingdom of God! No need for a stupid American nationality.

Voor de Nederlandse leeuw!
So basically, you wanted a Green Card but you've been refused a US visa and this is your appeal?

Just buy one of these passports http://www.worldgovernment.org/docpass.html - I know North Korea accepted one once.





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Default Re: I feel stupid after reading your forums - 06-16-2009, 01:29 AM

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So basically, you wanted a Green Card but you've been refused a US visa and this is your appeal?

I smell a Godless commie.


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