[Pastor Ezekiel]

Welcome to God's favorite forum, ma'am. I hope you'll take a good look around and learn something about Jesus. Please keep clear of the nigra boys. We have a pie thief problem hereabouts.

What's your best pie?

[Luther T Washington]

Originally Posted by Nurse Clampett

Now, now. It's not Brother Luther's fault he was born a cursed son of Ham. We try to have as much fellowship as possible with the dark race.
Wait until you meet Miss Valvoline. Now there is a fine example of a black woman of God!

I do love ham. Back when I was child we had a smokehouse on the farm. Every year we would slaughter a couple of hogs (oh, sorry, Miss Bethany) and daddy would hang the hams in the smokehouse. Many people in Colleton did believe that my daddy, Abner J (Ham-Bone) Washington smoked the best hams in all of Colleton. He was also well know for his pork sausage. We always ate high on the hog.

[Nurse Clampett]

Originally Posted by Luther T Washington

I do love ham. Back when I was child we had a smokehouse on the farm. Every year we would slaughter a couple of hogs (oh, sorry, Miss Bethany) and daddy would hang the hams in the smokehouse. Many people in Colleton did believe that my daddy, Abner J (Ham-Bone) Washington smoked the best hams in all of Colleton. He was also well know for his pork sausage. We always ate high on the hog.

I do hope your family have their cholesterol checked regularly.

[Luther T Washington]

Originally Posted by Nurse Clampett

I do hope your family have their cholesterol checked regularly.

Why thank you for your concern Miss Clampett. Maybe while I'm in Freehold helping Miss Bethany I can stop by and you can check it out.

As you have seen, my grandsons have a reputation for excellent plumbing service, so if you need to have plumbing work done while we are there, I'm sure they'd be happy to help you! I saw Miss Beatrice at the general store this after noon and she was bragging on about how good Iron Bone and Hod Rod are at laying pipe.

I'm proud of those boys.

[Bethany Covington]

Originally Posted by Luther T Washington

Why thank you for your concern Miss Clampett. Maybe while I'm in Freehold helping Miss Bethany I can stop by and you can check it out.

As you have seen, my grandsons have a reputation for excellent plumbing service, so if you need to have plumbing work done while we are there, I'm sure they'd be happy to help you! I saw Miss Beatrice at the general store this after noon and she was bragging on about how good Iron Bone and Hod Rod are at laying pipe.

I'm proud of those boys.

Yes Luther, we get it, you're proud of your boys. That's because they haven't been caught stealing or murdering the elderly yet. That said, We Covingtons don't live in Freehold, we live in Council Bluffs. Unfortunately, if you try and come here they will stop you at the sign that reads "People of Color are not Welcome". You people certainly are pushy. Have you picked up that trait from working for those of the Hebrew persuasion?

[Nurse Clampett]

Originally Posted by Bethany Covington

Yes Luther, we get it, you're proud of your boys. That's because they haven't been caught stealing or murdering the elderly yet. That said, We Covingtons don't live in Freehold, we live in Council Bluffs. Unfortunately, if you try and come here they will stop you at the sign that reads "People of Color are not Welcome". You people certainly are pushy. Have you picked up that trait from working for those of the Hebrew persuasion?

Gee. You sound rather hostile. I'd say a little racist, even. Calm down and enjoy the peace and harmony of Landover.

[Brother Jessup]

Nice to meet you, Mrs. Covington. You seem like a good God fear’n Christian and a credit to the white race.







The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken……….Amen!

[Claire]

Originally Posted by Bethany Covington

Yes Luther, we get it, you're proud of your boys. That's because they haven't been caught stealing or murdering the elderly yet. That said, We Covingtons don't live in Freehold, we live in Council Bluffs. Unfortunately, if you try and come here they will stop you at the sign that reads "People of Color are not Welcome". You people certainly are pushy. Have you picked up that trait from working for those of the Hebrew persuasion?

Mrs. Covington, Mr. Luther was being very friendly and greeting you with much warmth in his heart. You, however, are being incredibly rude and most certainly racist. Your attitude towards black people is despicable. However, Mr. Luther seems too kind-hearted to hold anything against you. Even though I'm not religious, I can spot a good human being, and Mr. Luther is just that.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Claire

Mrs. Covington, Mr. Luther was being very friendly and greeting you with much warmth in his heart. You, however, are being incredibly rude and most certainly racist. Your attitude towards black people is despicable. However, Mr. Luther seems too kind-hearted to hold anything against you. Even though I'm not religious, I can spot a good human being, and Mr. Luther is just that.

Nigra lover.

[Bethany Covington]

Originally Posted by Nurse Clampett

Gee. You sound rather hostile. I'd say a little racist, even. Calm down and enjoy the peace and harmony of Landover.

Oh Nurse Clampett, it must be the stress of the move! Perhaps you can ask the kindly Landover Dr. (Is there one) to prescribe something to calm me down a bit. Ativan 2 mg 3x a day just might do the trick

[Bethany Covington]

Originally Posted by Claire

Mrs. Covington, Mr. Luther was being very friendly and greeting you with much warmth in his heart. You, however, are being incredibly rude and most certainly racist. Your attitude towards black people is despicable. However, Mr. Luther seems too kind-hearted to hold anything against you. Even though I'm not religious, I can spot a good human being, and Mr. Luther is just that.

My dearest Claire, I sure you parents are proud of the liberal minded young woman they have raise. I would love to see their expressions when you bring home Luther or one of his boys and tell them he is your date.

[Johnnyboy]

I don't think Ms. Claire will be bringing any boys home to meet her mommy. Seems to me she likes dyke it up.

[Nurse Clampett]

Originally Posted by Bethany Covington

Oh Nurse Clampett, it must be the stress of the move! Perhaps you can ask the kindly Landover Dr. (Is there one) to prescribe something to calm me down a bit. Ativan 2 mg 3x a day just might do the trick

Moving can be quite stressful. A new kitchen to work in is always nerve wracking to our delicate female brains.
Every time my Mexican't gardener makes a run to the border (to obtain sugar he says) he always brings me back gifts of Xanax. I usually take a few with a bourbon chaser before an operation. It steadies my hands.

[Bethany Covington]

Originally Posted by Nurse Clampett

Moving can be quite stressful. A new kitchen to work in is always nerve wracking to our delicate female brains.
Every time my Mexican't gardener makes a run to the border (to obtain sugar he says) he always brings me back gifts of Xanax. I usually take a few with a bourbon chaser before an operation. It steadies my hands.

Oh, we euthanized our wet back Manuel (humanly of course) because we heard the mexi-flu is back as a major Pandemic. Can we borrow yours?
I always did prefer Ativan followed by a Stolies with soda whenever I have to submit to my wifely duties. It just makes taking on Brand, well, so much easier to handle.

[Nurse Clampett]

Originally Posted by Bethany Covington

Oh, we euthanized our wet back Manuel (humanly of course) because we heard the mexi-flu is back as a major Pandemic. Can we borrow yours?
I always did prefer Ativan followed by a Stolies with soda whenever I have to submit to my wifely duties. It just makes taking on Brand, well, so much easier to handle.

Putting the beaner down was a truly compassionate thing to do, Sister. I would let you borrow mine but he's always sleeping on the job.

[Bethany Covington]

Originally Posted by Nurse Clampett

Putting the beaner down was a truly compassionate thing to do, Sister. I would let you borrow mine but he's always sleeping on the job.

Oh dear, that isn't good! Who are we suppose to get to do the lowly chores? I am certain Jesus didn't see it in his plan to have good white people like us do those jobs. That is why he created the subhumans.. It's unfortunate that in creating them Satan gave them the major flaw of laziness. Sigh, there is always a struggle between good and evil.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by Bethany Covington

Oh dear, that isn't good! Who are we suppose to get to do the lowly chores? I am certain Jesus didn't see it in his plan to have good white people like us do those jobs. That is why he created the subhumans.. It's unfortunate that in creating them Satan gave them the major flaw of laziness. Sigh, there is always a struggle between good and evil.

You can always do what we do. We go to the Home Depot early in the morning/ hire a few 'day walkers workers' and when the work is done, I get my neighbor to come over wearing a windbreaker with the letters "ICE" on it. Those mezzicans go scurrying. Next day, if they complain, I tell them the owe a fine, twice what I told them I was going to pay them.

[Bethany Covington]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

You can always do what we do. We go to the Home Depot early in the morning/ hire a few 'day walkers workers' and when the work is done, I get my neighbor to come over wearing a windbreaker with the letters "ICE" on it. Those mezzicans go scurrying. Next day, if they complain, I tell them the owe a fine, twice what I told them I was going to pay them.

Oh that is a wonderful idea Brother James. Brand can use his Department of Immigration badge to lure, I mean encourage the jumping beans to go with him. That always worked when we were recruiting wayward, lost young ladies to our Christian woman's sanctuary.

[MissEnema]

Originally Posted by Bethany Covington

Who are we suppose to get to do the lowly chores? I am certain Jesus didn't see it in his plan to have good white people like us do those jobs.

And why not? Afraid to break your precious fingernails?

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

You can always do what we do. We go to the Home Depot early in the morning/ hire a few 'day walkers workers' and when the work is done, I get my neighbor to come over wearing a windbreaker with the letters "ICE" on it. Those mezzicans go scurrying. Next day, if they complain, I tell them the owe a fine, twice what I told them I was going to pay them.

You are just a dirty liar, racist and religious bigot.

[Bethany Covington]

Originally Posted by MissEmma

And why not? Afraid to break your precious fingernails?

Yes I am. Why would that bother you so much? A Christian woman always takes pride in the way she presents herself to others.

You are just a dirty liar, racist and religious bigot.

Brother James speaks the truth. Sometimes the truth hurts.