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Default Re: Hello Everyone i'm april:) - 04-29-2009, 08:08 PM

Welcome, welcome to our Godly Forum™ young lady. You will find we are all suffused with the Spirit of God® here, I would however keep an eye on GTH, he can be tempted by sin.




Leviticus 26:27-29

27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Default Re: Hello Everyone i'm april:) - 05-01-2009, 05:26 PM

Brother....You confuse past, with present tense.

I would like to see what Miss May, and Miss June have to offer this Godly forum, and hope that they follow Miss April here. I expect that God too wishes to see them in all their Glory.

As long as Huey, Louie, and Dewey, and their scrag of a mother Della aren't tagging along.
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Default Re: Hello Everyone i'm april:) - 06-11-2009, 04:22 PM

Hi Miss April,

You would get nailed more than Christ.
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Default Re: Hello Everyone i'm april:) - 06-11-2009, 04:24 PM

Id boaby slap her.
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Default Re: Hello Everyone i'm april:) - 06-11-2009, 04:25 PM

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Id boaby slap her.
You is a sick, prevert old man!


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Default Re: Hello Everyone i'm april:) - 06-11-2009, 04:26 PM

a would ride you rotten
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Default Re: Hello Everyone i'm april:) - 06-11-2009, 04:26 PM

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Are you currently doing dope sinner?


Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
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Default Re: Hello Everyone i'm april:) - 06-11-2009, 04:31 PM

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You would get nailed more than Christ.
She'll get more than what she deserves when the Austrian Sheriff gets off his kyster and brings her home to face the music (after she has completed her chores).
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Default Re: Hello Everyone i'm april:) - 06-11-2009, 04:43 PM

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You is a sick, prevert old man!
Excuse me? Please elaborate.
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Default Re: Hello Everyone i'm april:) - 06-12-2009, 12:02 AM

Could someone remove the perverts here who confuse God's forum for there perverted porn forums. Go back to TNR jerk offs, your comments and bodily fluids, from all your sinful masturbating, are just NEVER appropriate here.
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