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Default Re: Your Guilty Pleasure? - 11-25-2014, 07:06 AM

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Wow, I've never met anyone who's as big of a Stryper fan as I am. Pleasure to meet you, Witch Hammer.
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Default Re: Your Guilty Pleasure? - 11-25-2014, 06:49 PM

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Looking at the expressions on their faces, I'd say they're disgusted and saddened that their manager has insisted that they be photographed like that. But they resolutely soldier on, knowing that that's just how it goes in America's sin-soaked culture these days.

Second from the left seems to have already gotten used to it, and knows to modestly cover her shame.


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Default Re: Your Guilty Pleasure? - 11-26-2014, 01:25 PM

Hello admins, may i know why i got called homosexual? Some of you actually read? I mean i posted my thoughts about homos and i think it's disgusting and should be eliminated, yet you call me gay, srs? Masturbating to females is gay now? Something new
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Hello admins, may i know why i got called homosexual? Some of you actually read? I mean i posted my thoughts about homos and i think it's disgusting and should be eliminated, yet you call me gay, srs? Masturbating to females is gay now? Something new
Dr. Niles () can explain this waaaay better than I, but basically, your irrational* hate towards homosexuals tells us that you are a closeted homosexual yourself.

Now, don't be afraid to admit the truth - we will not hate you for being a sinner. God is the one who already hates your for it (Leviticus 18:22). However, from our point of view, accepting your sin would be the first step to recovery, and our congregation opens its gates for ex-gays! Really, some of my best friends are ex-gays!

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Dr. Niles () can explain this waaaay better than I, but basically, your irrational* hate towards homosexuals tells us that you are a closeted homosexual yourself.

Now, don't be afraid to admit the truth - we will not hate you for being a sinner. God is the one who already hates your for it (Leviticus 18:22). However, from our point of view, accepting your sin would be the first step to recovery, and our congregation opens its gates for ex-gays! Really, some of my best friends are ex-gays!

I will pray for you, sweetie!

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Very true, good sister. Studies show that up to 100% (or more) or people who protest their homersexuality are in the bracket of being at least 70% gay and 90% of the time this is true every time.

Facts don't lie.

But do not dispair for this young man. He has very progresive views on retaliatory rape for his enemies. Who but someone with a deep down appreaciation for the True Christian™ would advocate the rape of young women as punishment for his enemies?

I have high hopes for this one.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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Default Re: Your Guilty Pleasure? - 11-26-2014, 09:26 PM

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Default Re: Your Guilty Pleasure? - 11-27-2014, 02:39 AM

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Polack, by no means, am I as wise as the good Dr. Niles, but I know there is still hope for you. Why? Because no matter the sin, one sin, which you have sinned at least once, makes us a sinner! A sinner who is bound for hell! "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all." James 2:10 However, Jesus is willing to forgive you of sin, which is a heavy yoke. "Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest." Matthew 11:28. See also, He is willing to forgive even what you consider your worst sin! "But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin." 1 John 1:7 However, remember once you repent, and turn to Jesus, you got to keep up the perfect behavior, by reading the KJV Bible and obeying all of it, even the nitty-gritty parts of it! Once again, see James 2:10. I'm praying for you!

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Hello admins, may i know why i got called homosexual? Some of you actually read? I mean i posted my thoughts about homos and i think it's disgusting and should be eliminated, yet you call me gay, srs? Masturbating to females is gay now? Something new
All True Christians™ know that if a boy touches himself, even in the shower, he is a homersexural. So just shut up about it and accept the fact that you are going to burn in HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! "Fantasizing" about the "body parts" of female sluts is never an excuse! Since a boy is touching a male unmentionable member, that makes him HOMERSEXURAL! Which is YOU.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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The impious homerphobe-lacking a God given moral compass-is a latent homersexual in denial. His rebellion against homerism is a rebellion against his own face in the mirror. This in truth is a reflection of his self loathing at rejecting God. When the homerphobe engages in a fag bash, he is metaphorically attempting to bash the homer out of himself and knock God back in.

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Default Re: Your Guilty Pleasure? - 11-27-2014, 03:36 AM

My guilty pleasure is plunking coons from the back portico of my estate. Sometimes I sit up there and shoot my servants and their pickanninnies with my pellet guns. I'm thinking of buying a few more too...


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Jesus Re: Your Guilty Pleasure? - 03-12-2015, 06:58 AM

I don't want to put too fine a point on this one, for reasons that would be obvious if anyone, other than Jesus, knew what I was talking about...but I'll just say that it is in an oblong box perforated with air holes in an undisclosed location on the Hammer Family Compound.

Feels great to get that off my chest!
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Default Re: Your Guilty Pleasure? - 03-12-2015, 07:39 AM

I have to admit to spending the afternoon, recently, wandering around town spotting expired registration tags on license plates. There were cars on blocks with flat tires, ON THE STREET, that hadn't been moved or registered since at least last year. At least one car didn't even have a registration sticker. They probably used it on another car.

I gave the list to a patrol officer. He said, "we'll look into it, sir." "Well I hope so, those people are STEALING from you and me by not paying their fees."


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