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Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
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06-12-2009, 02:39 AM
Claire the catfreak Troll Why don't you and loser friends go troll some other site cause your not welcame here anymore Ps Everybody is Right your Cats will burn in hell forever and so will you with the devil trying too rape you Over and ever again it will naver Stop Ejoy The fire Claire!
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Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
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06-12-2009, 02:40 AM
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And if I do leave, how do I know you won't post my information anyway?
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Prof. Bessemer is a good True Christian™ with outstanding morals. He gave you his word. Now don't push your luck...
SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.
Hosea 9:7 The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.
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Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
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06-12-2009, 02:41 AM
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And if I do leave, how do I know you won't post my information anyway?
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You don't... Leave while you can Claire!!!
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Professor of Creation Science at Landover University Double PhD. Theomathematics, Racial Science Returned from 10 year South Africa Expedition
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06-12-2009, 02:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Claire
And if I do leave, how do I know you won't post my information anyway?
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YOU DON'T!!!
But if you apologize for being a lying troll NOW, I swear before God that I will reveal no more of your personal info.
But do it quickly!
Professor of Creation Science at Landover Baptist University
Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!
Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21
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Professor of Creation Science at Landover University Double PhD. Theomathematics, Racial Science Returned from 10 year South Africa Expedition
True Christian™
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Posts: 2,991
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Returned from studying the negro in Africa.
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06-12-2009, 02:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Spaghettilover
You don't... Leave while you can Claire!!!
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The tard is back. Can we get a Mod to ban this one again?
Professor of Creation Science at Landover Baptist University
Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!
Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21
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Professor of Creation Science at Landover University Double PhD. Theomathematics, Racial Science Returned from 10 year South Africa Expedition
True Christian™
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Posts: 2,991
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Returned from studying the negro in Africa.
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06-12-2009, 02:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Professor Bessemer
The tard is back. Can we get a Mod to ban this one again?
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That was quick! See Claire, we really don't suffer fools gladly.
Apology ready hon?
Professor of Creation Science at Landover Baptist University
Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!
Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21
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Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
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Re: Hello... -
06-12-2009, 02:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Professor Bessemer
The tard is back. Can we get a Mod to ban this one again?
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That was quick. Gotta love housekeeping around here!
SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.
Hosea 9:7 The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.
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Unsaved trash
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Re: Hello... -
06-12-2009, 02:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Professor Bessemer
YOU DON'T!!!
But if you apologize for being a lying troll NOW, I swear before God that I will reveal no more of your personal info.
But do it quickly!
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Fine, I'm sorry.
But I would have you know, that the head of every woman is Christ; and the head of the man is the woman; and the head of Christ is God. - Corinthians 11:3
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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06-12-2009, 02:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Claire
Fine, I'm sorry.
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And? Do you renounce satan and all his works? Come on, don't stop now!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
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Re: Hello... -
06-12-2009, 02:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Claire
Fine, I'm sorry.
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Good freak Now go away and don't came back!
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Professor of Creation Science at Landover University Double PhD. Theomathematics, Racial Science Returned from 10 year South Africa Expedition
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Posts: 2,991
Join Date: May 2009
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Re: Hello... -
06-12-2009, 02:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Claire
Fine, I'm sorry.
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And as I am a man of my word, I will reveal nothing else. But let that be a lesson to you, young lady!
Trolling will lead you to Hell eventually and to who knows where here on earth.
Professor of Creation Science at Landover Baptist University
Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!
Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21
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Woman, but possibly Saved®
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06-12-2009, 12:57 PM
Isn't it a crime against humanity when one young "lady," and I say that with a smirk, can take a wife and mother like me away found her baking and other wifely duties? I know stoning is a bit harsh so can we set up a public whipping, lets say at Sundays service and punish this young lady? I sure Brand and all the other men would love to hear her squeal like a pig as her tender young bottom gets spanked. We ladies can bake cookies while you men folk do your Godly work.
Yours in Christ,
Bethany Angelica Covington
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