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  • #16
    Re: When Eve's Curse Visits

    Originally posted by BrownEyeKisser View Post
    I'm legally an adult now, I'm far beyond being a "little girl", just like this place is very far from being a real church
    Do you think that will impress Jesus? Will that intimidate the LORD? Do you think He will feel bad sending a "legal adult now" to the firy pits of Hell for her disobedience? Goodness no!



    Why, in just the last ten minutes, 114 children starved to death and were sent to Hell. 23 children were forced into slavery, denied knowledge of their Redeemer, and will be sent to Hell upon their death. 15 people committed suicide, each one waking up to an eternity of torment worse than they imagined when they yet drew breath. 10 people were murdered, clearly because they angered the LORD, who justly sent them straight to Perdition. 3 died in war and you guessed it, are being sodomized and brutalized by Satan and his minions this very minute. And you know what? It will never stop. Ever. Ever.

    And you think the LORD looks at you and pauses?

    Heehee. Think again, dear.

    You have the opportunity to make it right with Jesus before it's too late. Why do you hesitate?
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #17
      Re: When Eve's Curse Visits

      Originally posted by BrownEyeKisser View Post
      Living outside my own house just because I had that thing is humilliating and unnecesary, women here need to learn how to respect themselves. The most I do when I'm like that is staying in bed if I'm not feeling well, but that's all, I try to have my normal routine instead of suffering for something like that.

      Plus, I like to lick bloody cooter
      I just gagged at your comment. What is wrong with you, woman?!

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      • #18
        Re: When Eve's Curse Visits

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        Do you think that will impress Jesus? Will that intimidate the LORD? Do you think He will feel bad sending a "legal adult now" to the firy pits of Hell for her disobedience? Goodness no!



        Why, in just the last ten minutes, 114 children starved to death and were sent to Hell. 23 children were forced into slavery, denied knowledge of their Redeemer, and will be sent to Hell upon their death. 15 people committed suicide, each one waking up to an eternity of torment worse than they imagined when they yet drew breath. 10 people were murdered, clearly because they angered the LORD, who justly sent them straight to Perdition. 3 died in war and you guessed it, are being sodomized and brutalized by Satan and his minions this very minute. And you know what? It will never stop. Ever. Ever.

        And you think the LORD looks at you and pauses?

        Heehee. Think again, dear.

        You have the opportunity to make it right with Jesus before it's too late. Why do you hesitate?

        What's the problem of this place? You are not the only ones with right to go to heaven, but in the case you were, then I don't want to go there, I don't want to spend the whole eternity with ignorants, criminals, lunatics and bastards who think they're better tan the rest of the world


        You know what? Landover hates God, and God hates Landover (you're going to edit my post, I know it, but I need to say it, because is true)

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        • #19
          Re: When Eve's Curse Visits

          Originally posted by BrownEyeKisser View Post
          What's the problem of this place? You are not the only ones with right to go to heaven, but in the case you were, then I don't want to go there, I don't want to spend the whole eternity with ignorants, criminals, lunatics and bastards who think they're better tan the rest of the world

          You know what? Landover hates God, and God hates Landover (you're going to edit my post, I know it, but I need to say it, because is true)
          John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

          In other words, it's Jesus' way or the highway, sweetie.

          And Jesus' way is to follow all commandments of the Old Testament, just like we do here at Landover Baptist:

          Matthew 5:17-22
          17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
          19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.
          20 For I say unto you, That except your righteousness shall exceed the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven.

          Why do you ignore what said?
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • #20
            Re: When Eve's Curse Visits

            Originally posted by BrownEyeKisser View Post
            ...You know what? Landover hates God, and God hates Landover (you're going to edit my post, I know it, but I need to say it, because is true)
            You know what? You keep saying that, over and over, with no support other than your opinion. Your god seems to agree with every last thing you say, no matter how non-Biblical or otherwise ludicrous.

            Why would God (of the Bible) hate the people who are DOING WHAT HE TELLS THEM TO?

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            • #21
              Re: When Eve's Curse Visits

              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
              You know what? You keep saying that, over and over, with no support other than your opinion. Your god seems to agree with every last thing you say, no matter how non-Biblical or otherwise ludicrous.

              Why would God (of the Bible) hate the people who are DOING WHAT HE TELLS THEM TO?

              At least I'm using my head instead of a false book which is guilty of lots of acts of intolerance and hate, also deaths, during History. I don't wish death to another people, I don't hurt children (wich is something only cowards do), I don't hate people for things that are not their fault, and I'm not trying to convince people that they are worthless just because of their gender or the place they born. Sorry for using my intelligence instead of depending on (dead) people opinions all the time, but a book is not going to replace my conscience, I'm not going to move to USA to be a servant just because I'm latinamerican, I'm not going to left school to get married with some stranger and having babies, and I'm not going to be beat all the day or forced to live in a hut a few days every month just due to a natural process


              If having a good and happy life is hating God and ignoring Jesus, then I don't want to go to heaven, sorry for you. Oh, and you're not the owners of truth, no matter how many times you try to convince me of your stupid lies

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              • #22
                Re: When Eve's Curse Visits

                Originally posted by BrownEyeKisser View Post
                At least I'm using my head instead of a false book
                So much hate!... It makes me so sad.

                which is guilty of lots of acts of intolerance and hate, also deaths, during History.
                It's called collateral damage.

                I don't wish death to another people,
                Neither do we. We would want every person in the world reject their false beliefs and accept .

                I don't hurt children (wich is something only cowards do),
                Neither do we. (We only apply just punishment as required by God).

                I don't hate people for things that are not their fault,
                Neither do we. God, however, has a long list of people He hates.

                and I'm not trying to convince people that they are worthless just because of their gender or the place they born.
                Probably because you're worthless Messican.

                Sorry for using my intelligence
                When did you do that? I haven't noticed.

                instead of depending on (dead) people opinions all the time,
                is not dead!

                He died only temporarily.



                but a book is not going to replace my conscience,
                In other words: you make up your own rules as you go. If all Messicans are like you, that would explain why you've had so many military coups and unrest in your part of the globe.

                I'm not going to move to USA to be a servant just because I'm latinamerican,
                Of course not. We don't want you here. Also, you can be a servant everywhere.

                I'm not going to left school to get married with some stranger and having babies,
                Nobody is forcing ya, sweetie. Just remember -

                1 Timothy 2:15: Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

                No Christian kids, no heaven, sweetie.

                and I'm not going to be beat all the day
                Whatever that means.

                or forced to live in a hut a few days every month just due to a natural process
                You prefer to make the entire house unclean?

                If having a good and happy life is hating God and ignoring Jesus, then I don't want to go to heaven, sorry for you.
                What's worse, sweetie - a short life with a little bit of suffering or the eternity in hell?

                Oh, and you're not the owners of truth, no matter how many times you try to convince me of your stupid lies
                Why do you thing that God is a liar?

                You blasphemous little lizard!!!
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • #23
                  Re: When Eve's Curse Visits

                  Can't we all just get back to our periods? There's enough hate in the world already. As for our disagreeable latina:

                  Matthew 10:14
                  "And whosoeuer shall not receiue you, nor heare your words: when yee depart out of that house, or city, shake off the dust of your feete."
                  1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
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                  • #24
                    Re: When Eve's Curse Visits

                    Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
                    Can't we all just get back to our periods? There's enough hate in the world already. As for our disagreeable latina:

                    Matthew 10:14
                    "And whosoeuer shall not receiue you, nor heare your words: when yee depart out of that house, or city, shake off the dust of your feete."

                    Fine, live outside your house like a homeless person, you have no dignity, no woman here have dignity, nor self respect. Landover makes me sick

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                    • #25
                      Re: When Eve's Curse Visits

                      You must enjoy feeling sick - you keep coming back!

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                      • #26
                        Re: When Eve's Curse Visits

                        Originally posted by BrownEyeKisser View Post
                        Fine, live outside your house like a homeless person, you have no dignity, no woman here have dignity, nor self respect. Landover makes me sick
                        An obese lezbean pervert says that God's favorite church makes it sick?


                        Thanks for confirming that we're on the right tract. Shout Glory!
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • #27
                          Re: When Eve's Curse Visits

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          ...Shout Glory!
                          GLORY!!!

                          When the degenerates mock and persecute us, it just lets us know we are angering Satan and pleasing God.

                          Luke 6:22 (1611 King James Bible)

                          Blessed are yee when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shal reproach you, and cast out your name as euill, for the Sonne of mans sake.
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                          I Kings 7:23

                          And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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                          Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

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                          • #28
                            Re: When Eve's Curse Visits

                            Your period is a very natural thing ladies. Its nothing to be ashamed of, its not a curse. Its natural and healthy for your body to menstruate. Please take care of yourselves, keep yourselves clean. Smoking marijuana helps menstrual cramps, so does increasing your protein intake, intercourse also helps. Take an Advil if you must. Also destroy your bible. Christianity is very anti women, and so is capitalism. Fight the frame of remorse!
                            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                            abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                            • #29
                              Re: When Eve's Curse Visits

                              Originally posted by TheAnarchistCommunis View Post
                              Your period is a very natural thing ladies. Its nothing to be ashamed of, its not a curse. Its natural and healthy for your body to menstruate. Please take care of yourselves, keep yourselves clean. Smoking marijuana helps menstrual cramps, so does increasing your protein intake, intercourse also helps. Take an Advil if you must. Also destroy your bible. Christianity is very anti women, and so is capitalism. Fight the frame of remorse!
                              Ridiculous.

                              Christianity is most protecting of women, all based on hard facts. Women suffer pain during childbirth, because women are responsible for us getting kicked out of Eden. Destroying the Bible doesn't change that fact. Genesis 3:16

                              No other religion goes as out of its way to provide women with the privacy and comfort they need during their disgusting menstrual time as God does, by putting them out of the house and into the tool shed. Leviticus 15:19

                              No other religion has as much respect for women abilities as we do, we don't force women to publicly embarrass themselves by teaching things they can't possibly understand. 1 Timothy 2:12

                              No one but Jesus Christ Himself could explain that we men should help women find their way in life by directing them in every thing they do. 1 Corinthians 11:3

                              And you're disgusting suggestion that women should have i***rc**rse while on the rag is just wrong, don't you know that doing that means immediate banishment for that woman and the man she pulls down into Hell with her? Leviticus 20:18
                              Leviticus 26:15-16
                              And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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                              • #30
                                Re: When Eve's Curse Visits

                                I have a unholy female dwarf for sale. I will even give the evil creature away, providing sombody can train the vile animal.
                                It is truly one of the devils creatians.

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