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Default "Chrislam" – Latest False Religion - 06-16-2011, 04:25 AM

It's not enough that the Nigerian nigras continue to propagate their "Nigerian Oil Minister" scams in our in-box SPAM folders, now they have come up with a new scam – "Chrislam". Alleged to be a rapprochement between Christianity and Islam, it is the latest false religion to be foisted upon the world.



Everyone knows that the continent of Africa is a cesspool of corruption and depravity, but the Obama loving Oprah Winfrey watching multi-culturalists have decided to bring this latest apostasy to America and undermine True God Fearing Christians. Some people will just do anything to avoid God's merciful Justice and eternal punishment in the Lake of Fire for ignoring His Holy Word in the Bible (KJV1611).

Chief among the Blasphemers is Rick Warren, founder of one of the largest Walmart/Costco "Big Box" mega-churches in Southern Californis pandering to the "feel good" all you can eat smorgasbord buffet forms of false Christianity. Rick Warren's Saddleback Church was rumored to be going broke last year, so it is no surprise he is courting the mooselimbs.

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You knew this day was going to come, when the liberal “love gospel” preachers who, desiring to fill their seats and bank accounts, would find a way to merge apostate christianity with the Devil’s religion of Islam. That day is here.

Just recently, Rick Warren, founder and pastor of Saddleback Community Church in Orange County California, addressed the convention of the Islamic Society of North America. Warren stated that Muslims and Christians must work together to combat stereotypes, promote peace and freedom, and solve global problems. Christians and Moslems – faith mates, soul mates and now work mates! Chrislam! source – Whole Truth Help

Quote of the Day: “Before we “shake your hand” in responding to your letter, we ask forgiveness of the All-Merciful One and of the Muslim community around the world.” – Rick Warren in a speech to Muslims.

This weekend, the Memorial Drive Presbyterian Church in Houston along with Christian communities in Atlanta, Seattle, and Detroit will initiate a series of sermons that have been designed to produce an ecumenical reconciliation between Christianity and Islam. In addition to the sermons, the Sunday school lessons will center on the inspired teachings of the Prophet Mohammad. Qurans will be placed in the pews next to the Bibles. (NOTE: Due to the overwhelming response that this article has generated, the Pastor of Memorial Church has issued a semi-denial of the events we reported. They do not, however, deny supporting and teaching a doctrine called “Jesus in the Koran. Click here to read their semi-denial. So until other information is made available to NTEB, we will run the story as is, along with their side, and you the reader can decide what’s going on. But people, ask yourself…would any real, bible believing church try and teach it’s members about “Jesus in the Koran”? That’s blasphemy.)

The concept of Chrislam, now embraced by such preachers as Rick Warren and Robert Schuller, appears to have emerged from a program on the meaning of “love your neighbor” at Grace Fellowship Church in Atlanta, Georgia “In 2001, like most Americans, we were pretty awakened to the true Islamic presence in the world and in the United States,” says Jon Stallsmith, the outreach minister at Grace Fellowship. “Jesus says we should love our neighbors. We can’t do that without having a relationship with them.”

Stallsmith maintains that a rapprochement between Muslims and Christians can be achieved by the fact that Jesus is mentioned twenty-five times in the Quran.

The Chrislam movement has gained impetus by statements from President George W. Bush and that Christians, Jews, and Muslims all worship the same God and by Rick Warren’s reference to Isa (the Muslim name for Jesus) in his prayer at the inauguration of President Barack Obama. Only 30 percent of Americans have a favorable view of Muslims, according to a Pew Forum poll. At the same time, more than half the country says they know “not very much” or “nothing at all” about the Islamic faith. “The recent political developments and the fact that we’re fighting two wars in Muslim countries should sharpen that need to know how to talk to these guys,” Stallsmith insists “We want to find peace, reconciliation around a scriptural understanding of Jesus.”

Jesus in the Quran is neither the only-begotten Son of God nor the Messiah who was divinely appointed to restore the House of David. He is rather viewed as a prophet who was appointed by Allah to prepare mankind for the coming of Mohammad.” source – The Last Crusade

http://www.nowtheendbegins.com/blog/?p=1366


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Default Re: "Chrislam" – Latest False Religion - 06-16-2011, 05:08 AM

Well now I've heard everything. What new ways will people come up with to infuriate and offend Jesus? Judeo-Hare Krishna? Mormon-Buddhists?

I think I'm going to be sick.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: "Chrislam" – Latest False Religion - 06-16-2011, 07:11 AM

If God wanted us to pray to Mohoomud, he would have brought him in either at the very beginning so we could read about him in the Old Testament OR he would have picked a proper English speaker after 1600 so we could understand.


"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Default Re: "Chrislam" – Latest False Religion - 06-16-2011, 08:13 AM

You probably have to stop showering, and give up bacon.

No thank you.

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Default Re: "Chrislam" – Latest False Religion - 06-16-2011, 03:54 PM

Then there would be the dress code, i dread to think what that would be like
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Then there would be the dress code, i dread to think what that would be like
Semtex cummerbunds.



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