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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
09-19-2009, 07:24 PM
Not this Ass Burger stuff again
Better change today's Luncheon menu to 'Pig Roast' now, I suppose -
or I'll be positively Ill before I can consume a single one.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
09-19-2009, 07:43 PM
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If you're so holy and we're so unholy, how come you're the one that God punished by making you a magic spastic?
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
09-20-2009, 12:59 AM
Look, I have had enough of how contradictory you all are!
I am going to make sure this site gets shut down.
I can't believe this, Landover Baptist is genuine!
And started by two Christian geniuses!
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
09-20-2009, 01:03 AM
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Originally Posted by LeighKennedy
Look, I have had enough of how contradictory you all are!
I am going to make sure this site gets shut down.
I can't believe this, Landover Baptist is genuine!
And started by two Christian geniuses!
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Of course Landover Baptist is real; As real as the very fires of hell! What idiotic delusions are you suffering from now? Are you having a seizure or something?
This is why gimps and cripples are not allowed into Heaven.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
09-20-2009, 01:05 AM
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Originally Posted by LeighKennedy
Look, I have had enough of how contradictory you all are!
I am going to make sure this site gets shut down.
I can't believe this, Landover Baptist is genuine!
And started by two Christian geniuses!
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Contradictory? Impossible. All True Christians™ explicitly follow the word of God exactly as spoken in the 1611 KJV Bible. Please point out all deviations and inform a pastor immediately.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
09-20-2009, 01:05 AM
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
09-20-2009, 01:06 AM
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Looks good to me. What's your point, girl?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
09-20-2009, 01:08 AM
Haha, you keep changing my posts.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
09-20-2009, 01:13 AM
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Originally Posted by LeighKennedy
Haha, you keep changing my posts.
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No one has changed your posts, gimp. If we did, it would show up as "edited by" at the bottom. I'll edit this post to show you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 09-20-2009 at 01:13 AM.
Reason: see what I mean?
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
09-20-2009, 01:35 AM
Pastor, she is probably doing one of those drugs these stupid kids take, I think they call it excementsy or something. I remember reading it makes you want to suck on things and act like a moron.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
Last edited by James Hutchins; 09-20-2009 at 01:36 AM.
Reason: typo
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Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
09-20-2009, 02:12 AM
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Yeah, definitely going to get Landover shut down!
You seem rather tense. Would you fancy a hug right now?
Maybe some time in your hug box would calm you down.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
09-20-2009, 06:17 AM
If anyone was confused by my last post, this is a hug box or hug machine for rainman types.
It helps them to feel like they are being embraced without being touched by an actual human being.
The autistics/aspies are clearly demon possessed. I suspect they would catch on fire if a True Christian™ actually touched them instead of screaming like when a regular human does.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
09-20-2009, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by LeighKennedy
Look, I have had enough of how contradictory you all are!
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How are we contradictory? All we do is follow the Bible word-for-word. I hope you don't think there's anything contrary about God's Word?
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Haha, you keep changing my posts.
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If we were changing your posts, we'd change that post so it looked like we weren't changing your posts. The fact that we haven't done so proves we're not changing your posts. Maybe the demon possessing you stops you from being able to type properly?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
09-20-2009, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by LeighKennedy
I am going to make sure this site gets shut down.
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Better Satan worshippers than you have tried, young lady. This is AMERICA! As long as we're under the constitution with its first amendment, or its eventual replacement, the King James 1611 Bible, our freedom of True Christian™ speech is PROTECTED no matter how badly liberals want to take that away!
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
09-20-2009, 08:54 PM
This is one of the most horrendous things I have ever read! Autistic children are not demon possessed! they have a medical condition that makes them unable to understand how to respond to normal situations. You people are supposed to be the light of the world and all you do is criticize and blame people for things that they cannot control. Do any of you actually know what autism is?
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Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance Christ's Rottweiler
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
09-20-2009, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Nat-Berko
This is one of the most horrendous things I have ever read! Autistic children are not demon possessed! they have a medical condition that makes them unable to understand how to respond to normal situations.
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Oh yes, that's what secular doctors would have you believe! Just see how quick they can take your money off you,and cast you aside when you have no more. Now we here at Landover know it is a curse from God (after all, as a chiristian of some sort, you will know God does everything)
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You people are supposed to be the light of the world and all you do is criticize and blame people for things that they cannot control. Do any of you actually know what autism is?
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Are you a retard? We are not criticizing, we are telling it as it is! Of course they can't control these things,God does them and NO ONE controls God... unless you think you can?
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Hatemonger
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
09-20-2009, 09:05 PM
why would God punish Innocent children? Couldn't it just be a side-effect of the first sin? we live in filth, but that dose'nt make us evil.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
09-20-2009, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Nat-Berko
why would God punish Innocent children? Couldn't it just be a side-effect of the first sin? we live in filth, but that dose'nt make us evil.
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You are obviously not a Christian. Why are you here?
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself and your beliefs.
Our Church Doctrines are summarized HERE.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
09-20-2009, 09:10 PM
I believe in God with all my heart. But it makes me sad to think that your spreading lies to people who actually want to have a loving relationship with God.
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True Christian™
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
09-20-2009, 09:14 PM
After that little tirade from the Aspergerian here, I am moving towards the conclusion that Aspergers Syndrome is another one of those made up conditions a certain breed of asshole enjoys inflicting on the rest of us for more attention.
We have seen this proven with the Tourette creeps, and now we have the Aspergers out there causing trouble.
I think we have a good candidate to try the Therapeutic Slap treatment !!
Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are un Godly among them of all their un Godly deeds which they have un Godly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which un Godly sinners have spoken against him.
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