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Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
02-10-2009, 03:19 AM
There's a lot of talk now about asperger's syndrome, which is supposedly a form of autism www.aspennj.org.
Why should we care about people with Asperger's? They probably became autistic by masturbating anyway...
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
02-10-2009, 03:22 AM
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There's a lot of talk now about asperger's syndrome, which is supposedly a form of autism www.aspennj.org.
Why should we care about people with Asperger's? They probably became autistic by masturbating anyway...
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There may be a lot of talk around YOUR house, but we don't spend much time talking about it except to throw their parents out of the church. If they hadn't sinned sometime within the past ten generations, GOD would not have wrought a retard upon them.
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
02-10-2009, 03:56 AM
They're not even real autistics. These dummies manage to go to college and get married and have real jobs, yet they still expect America to bend over backwards and cater to them like they were some drooling retardeds who can't wipe themselves. "I don't know how to make friends!" "I have a hard time relating to people!" Well, who doesn't, rain man?
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
02-10-2009, 12:14 PM
This is just another example of the joo lawyers in the ACLU trying to create a society of victims. They just make these syndromes up, give them crazy sounding names, then go on Oprah and cry about it.
Those people didn't get beaten enough, that's all. They should rely on the reality of Christ, not some fake sickness.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
02-10-2009, 12:33 PM
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This is just another example of the joo lawyers in the ACLU trying to create a society of victims. They just make these syndromes up, give them crazy sounding names, then go on Oprah and cry about it.
Those people didn't get beaten enough, that's all. They should rely on the reality of Christ, not some fake sickness.
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Zekala,
As you know Hymie normally would agree with you, but not this time I think.
It's not our lawyers making money from these atzlaniteh, rather it's our pharmacists who are ensuring that dividends are fully franked and delivered to investors believers.
Has Landover considered investing in companies which produce legal behaviour modifying medications? There are several exciting new patents in the offing and perhaps you might like to have first bite of the artificially produced and heavily medicated cherry, why not?
Hymie
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2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
02-10-2009, 01:44 PM
What do you expect from a SIN-drome that sounds like "Ass-Burger"? Sounds a little on the homer!ish side to me. Disgusting
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
02-10-2009, 03:33 PM
You'll never lose a staring contest against an Aspergian!
A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!
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Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
02-10-2009, 03:39 PM
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Has Landover considered investing in companies which produce legal behaviour modifying medications?
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We already own shares in publishing companies that supply the one and only KJV1611 Bible praise! The most mind and behaviour modifying medication known to men.
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What do you expect from a SIN-drome that sounds like "Ass-Burger"? Sounds a little on the homer!ish side to me. Disgusting
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I think it's a Eurotrash thing Sister. Personally, I like my aspergers with a clear butter sauce and some hard boiled egg (and parsley) crumbled on top of them - with a sprinkling of parmesano - and a few ham rolls on the side. I wasn't even aware that this was a disease, so I'll stop enjoying them instantly. May Jesus forgive me!
On further investigation, I can now see why it's a sin to eat these as an "amuse-gueule"
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
02-10-2009, 03:40 PM
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You'll never lose a staring contest against an Aspergian!
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Very true, now I think of it.
I'm sure there's an opportunity to extend a Visine franchise amonst these people, there is.
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1 Thessalonians 2:14 ... the Jews:
2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
02-10-2009, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
This is just another example of the joo lawyers in the ACLU trying to create a society of victims. They just make these syndromes up, give them crazy sounding names, then go on Oprah and cry about it.
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Quite right, Pastor. If it were a real disease, it would be curable through faith healing, so why isn't it? It's just a way for yet more people to jump on the gravy train of affirmative action and other special privileges.
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
02-10-2009, 06:21 PM
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What do you expect from a SIN-drome that sounds like "Ass-Burger"? Sounds a little on the homer!ish side to me. Disgusting
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Yeah and homers ARE ass-burglars
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
02-10-2009, 07:32 PM
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Yeah and homers ARE ass-burglars
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Proof positive, Sister, that JESUS always leads us to the Truth™ in one way or another - GLORY!!!
These "ass-burglars" must be lashed until they drop. Until they drop, I say!!!
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
03-27-2009, 03:04 PM
Here's a special device that might be useful for people with Asperger's to help them relate to others:
Things are going to get worse before they get better.
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
03-27-2009, 07:12 PM
Is that a navel vibrator? Disgusting.
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
09-19-2009, 12:23 PM
How dare you all judge and condemn!
I have Asperger's Syndrome and I was born severely Autistic.
I also have a relationship with God and acknowledge Jesus as my Lord and Saviour!
You have no right at all to be saying such monstrous things!
Matthew 7:1-3 clearly states what you all are doing here is wrong in God's eyes!
“Judge not, that you be not judged. For with what judgment you judge, you will be judged; and with the measure you use, it will be measured back to you. And why do you look at the speck in your brother’s eye, but do not consider the plank in your own eye? (Matthew 7:1-3 - NKJV) There is no way to justify or reason what comments were posted here!
I am most simply judging your fruits of your lifestyle, not you!
I pray you may see this wrong you have done and repent immediately.
In Christ,
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
09-19-2009, 12:37 PM
So snap out of it and find God, quit your whinning. Jeesh!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
09-19-2009, 12:49 PM
That's harsh, I'm not unsaved.
I have been saved for almost three years and I'm going by the Word of God too.
Matthew 7:1-3 does apply, God told me Himself.
I'm sorry if I come across as offensive, I just feel extremely hurt by what has been posted.
God bless,
Leigh Kennedy
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
09-19-2009, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by LeighKennedy
That's harsh, I'm not unsaved.
I have been saved for almost three years and I'm going by the Word of God too.
Matthew 7:1-3 does apply, God told me Himself.
I'm sorry if I come across as offensive, I just feel extremely hurt by what has been posted.
God bless,
Leigh Kennedy
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Listen up girl: God does not Save retardeds. Mental defectives like you cannot possibly grasp the depth and majesty of God's Holy Word.
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your false church, and why you think Jesus speaks to you.
Also, you might want to take a look at my sermon on "Being Judgemental" HERE. I realize you'll have to read it several times through to get the jist of it, but I can wait.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
09-19-2009, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by LeighKennedy
That's harsh, I'm not unsaved.
I have been saved for almost three years and I'm going by the Word of God too.
Matthew 7:1-3 does apply, God told me Himself.
I'm sorry if I come across as offensive, I just feel extremely hurt by what has been posted.
God bless,
Leigh Kennedy
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You come on OUR forum and the first words you spew are the "poor me's". Life is offensive. I have a hang nail, you do not see me crying to the world about it. You think you have it tough, how about the trillions of dead people? It is people like you that give retards a bad name.
If you had really been Saved®, you'd know better than to care about yourself like a jewish princess like that Britney Spears person and instead care more about your fellow man and more importantly, God. Do you ever ask Him if He is happy? If He needs anything? If there is anything you can do for Him? Of course not, you just want to take. Well pal, its' is people like you that are the downfall of America. I makes me sick just to think about it.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God -
09-19-2009, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by LeighKennedy
How dare you all judge and condemn!
I have Asperger's Syndrome and I was born severely Autistic.
I also have a relationship with God and acknowledge Jesus as my Lord and Saviour!
I am most simply judging your fruits of your lifestyle, not you!
I pray you may see this wrong you have done and repent immediately.
In Christ,
Leigh Kennedy
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If you're so holy and we're so unholy, how come you're the one that God punished by making you a magic spastic?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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