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Exposed! The shadowy funders of the homosexual agenda! -
01-05-2009, 10:00 PM
Quick question: how is the homosexual agenda funded? Where do they get all their money?
Since homosexuals spend most of their time wandering around schoolyards wearing nothing but trenchcoats, few of them have full-time jobs. And God rewards the righteous with wealth, and punishes the sinful with poverty. So the homosexual agenda is funded by heterosexual traitors. But who?
Clearly a major player is BIG WEDDINGS, the wedding industry. And of course the hook-nosed divorce lawyers. And the way homosexuals go through sex partners like a 900-pound binge-eater goes through fudge-filled doughnuts, that adds up to a lot of weddings and divorces - and a lot of money for people who are willing to betray Jesus.
BIG WEDDINGS includes those who make the wedding rings - BIG BLING, aka jewelers, who (as the name suggests) are mostly jews. They are also sponsors of hip-hop. There are tailors and dressmakers to supply all the matching tuxedos and matching dresses (the whole fashion industry is homosexual), bakers to make all the cakes, and also DJs and third-rate devil-rock bands.
So, how will we manage to boycott such a huge industry?
How to boycott the wedding ring industry: I for one don't know how Jesus will get by without people buying expensive golden crosses. Perhaps the best alternative is to simply take bullion coins, then stab them with a cross-headed screwdriver. It's gold, it has a cross on it, and it will have to do.
Boycotting bakers: Remember that bread is for sissies. Real men only eat beef and beer.
Boycotting tailors: Wal-Mart is your friend - there is no fashion industry in China. If there's no Wal-Mart nearby, sorry, you'll have to dress like John the Baptist until 2012.
Boycotting divorce lawyers: My 10th wife and I have decided to take the "til death do us part" thing seriously, and we are bribing a coroner to classify her as legally dead. We decided that this was better than the alternative.
Sacrifices will have to be made. But the alternative is too horrible to contemplate. Image a future of the unspeakable horror illustrated here:
Who else has ideas on how to beat BIG WEDDINGS?
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01-06-2009, 04:43 PM
Letting money-grubbing yids pander to disgusting sodomites like that is an abuse of the free market.
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Re: Exposed! The shadowy funders of the homosexual agenda! -
01-07-2009, 02:59 AM
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Who else has ideas on how to beat BIG WEDDINGS?
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menfolk need to be strong an say a big fat "no!" if thier lady wanna hires a wedding planner, cuz a wedding planner try to spends all the moneys an will join forces wiv the bride, an then they both hen-peckity-peck-peck-peck the pore groom, they wears him down so that he will open his wallets to shut thier yap
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Re: Exposed! The shadowy funders of the homosexual agenda! -
01-07-2009, 04:23 AM
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menfolk need to be strong an say a big fat "no!" if thier lady wanna hires a wedding planner, cuz a wedding planner try to spends all the moneys an will join forces wiv the bride, an then they both hen-peckity-peck-peck-peck the pore groom, they wears him down so that he will open his wallets to shut thier yap
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Re: Exposed! The shadowy funders of the homosexual agenda! -
01-11-2009, 01:21 AM
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ouch DAMMIT JEB at least warn us in the thread title before you post things like that11!!! MYT eyes are burning! How am I supposed to get that image out of my head now, every time I close my eyes it's there all green and fuzzy, like its tatooed on the inside of my eyelids.
DON"T YOU EVER DO THAT TO ME AGAIN!!1
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Re: Exposed! The shadowy funders of the homosexual agenda! -
01-13-2009, 05:07 PM
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Since homosexuals spend most of their time wandering around schoolyards wearing nothing but trenchcoats, few of them have full-time jobs. And God rewards the righteous with wealth, and punishes the sinful with poverty. So the homosexual agenda is funded by heterosexual traitors. But who?
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Actually in Canada homosexuals, on average, have a higher degree of education and level of income. As well, with school and my job, I work the equivalent of a sixty hour week. I also don't think I have a trenchcoat. Maybe a fedora though. I haven't been near a schoolyard since I was enrolled in the school.
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Re: Exposed! The shadowy funders of the homosexual agenda! -
01-13-2009, 05:09 PM
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Actually in Canada homosexuals, on average, have a higher degree of education and level of income. As well, with school and my job, I work the equivalent of a sixty hour week. I also don't think I have a trenchcoat. Maybe a fedora though. I haven't been near a schoolyard since I was enrolled in the school.
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If your education is so good, why is your punctuation and composition so poor?
Also, you are a fag and you go to school yet you haven't been near a schoolyard in years? Who are you trying to fool?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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If your education is so good, why is your punctuation and composition so poor?
Also, you are a fag and you go to school yet you haven't been near a schoolyard in years? Who are you trying to fool?
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We don't use the word schoolyard to refer to a University's campus. As for my punctuation and composition, I didn't say my education was so good.
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Re: Exposed! The shadowy funders of the homosexual agenda! -
01-14-2009, 02:50 PM
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We don't use the word schoolyard to refer to a University's campus. As for my punctuation and composition, I didn't say my education was so good.
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The university let you in thru affirmative-action, just because you're a homer?
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Re: Exposed! The shadowy funders of the homosexual agenda! -
01-14-2009, 04:18 PM
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Actually in Canada homosexuals, on average, have a higher degree of education and level of income. As well, with school and my job, I work the equivalent of a sixty hour week. I also don't think I have a trenchcoat. Maybe a fedora though. I haven't been near a schoolyard since I was enrolled in the school.
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That's because in Canada they bus the children to your house so you can rape them. Jesus tells us all about your little gay games friend. Repent before it is Satan chasing you around a school yard in Hell!
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Re: Exposed! The shadowy funders of the homosexual agenda! -
01-14-2009, 04:29 PM
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Letting money-grubbing yids pander to disgusting sodomites like that is an abuse of the free market.
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Disgusting? Maybe. An abuse? I'm not so sure. The fahgelahs pay quickly (cash or PayPal) and a fuss they don't make.
Are you sure you're not interested in a quick, homogenous profit?
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Re: Exposed! The shadowy funders of the homosexual agenda! -
01-14-2009, 04:51 PM
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Disgusting? Maybe. An abuse? I'm not so sure. The (un-Godly Yiddishism deleted) pay quickly (cash or PayPal) and a fuss they don't make.
Are you sure you're not interested in a quick, homogenous profit?
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Our Lord Jesus Christ Himself said,
Mark 8:36: For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
It doesn't matter how they pay you or how promptly. It's an offense against our laissez-faire, free-enterprise capitalist economic system for you to make a quick buck off of homers who demand that we all celebrate their deathstyle choice in that manner. Taking pink pounds and Dorothy dollars may sound good to you now, but a fuss you'll make, I'm sure, when demons spend all eternity raping you while force-feeding you bacon cheeseburgers.
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Re: Exposed! The shadowy funders of the homosexual agenda! -
01-14-2009, 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters
Our Lord Jesus Christ Himself said,
Mark 8:36: For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
It doesn't matter how they pay you or how promptly. It's an offense against our laissez-faire, free-enterprise capitalist economic system for you to make a quick buck off of homers who demand that we all celebrate their deathstyle choice in that manner. Taking pink pounds and Dorothy dollars may sound good to you now, but a fuss you'll make, I'm sure, when demons spend all eternity raping you while force-feeding you bacon cheeseburgers.
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Ack, bubeleh I'm not sure if we Jews have a soul. And if we do, it doesn't seem to matter. Heaven and Hell is a goyish thing.
Or at least that what my Rabbi tells me.
But let me tell you about what matters, why not? Why don't we spend your fahgelah gilt and you just sit there and wait for your Rapture? If you're right, well so be it but if you're wrong would you prefer Hugo Boss or Zegna?
I presume your inner leg is cut high.
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2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.
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Re: Exposed! The shadowy funders of the homosexual agenda! -
01-15-2009, 01:56 AM
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Ack, bubeleh I'm not sure if we Jews have a soul. And if we do, it doesn't seem to matter. Heaven and Hell is a goyish thing.
Or at least that what my Rabbi tells me.
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Don't worry. Hell isn't a goyish thing; if you want to experience it for yourself, just keep doing what you're doing.
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But let me tell you about what matters, why not? Why don't we spend your fahgelah gilt and you just sit there and wait for your Rapture? If you're right, well so be it but if you're wrong would you prefer Hugo Boss or Zegna?
I presume your inner leg is cut high.
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Stop fantasizing about the inner legs of Godly True Christian™ men, you Semitic sicko. I'm beginning to think that you might be a fignewton, or whatever that term was.
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Re: Exposed! The shadowy funders of the homosexual agenda! -
08-03-2010, 01:32 AM
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BIG BLING, aka jewelers, who (as the name suggests) are mostly jews.
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Don't believe me? Take a look at this GO ATSE-IN-BLING that the homo-biased jewlery industry has spwned:
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Re: Exposed! The shadowy funders of the homosexual agenda! -
04-15-2014, 11:30 PM
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menfolk need to be strong an say a big fat "no!" if thier lady wanna hires a wedding planner, cuz a wedding planner try to spends all the moneys an will join forces wiv the bride, an then they both hen-peckity-peck-peck-peck the pore groom, they wears him down so that he will open his wallets to shut thier yap
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Now you have hit on something satanic indeed here. I would never even con sider a "wedding planner" like just how gross!
Either
can't I organise my own event am I so useless in which case if I can't manage 1.day how ever will I manage a.household for a.lifetime?
Or
who am I to have "ideas" in the first place, is the groom so pathetic he can't pick up the ’phone and say “
1. This is what we're having
2. item one
3. item two
4. item three
5. et cetera
” . . . . . or what in which case how did he ever manage to be getting wed, in the first place, too?
And as for that weird looking man with the beard, all he wants to know is
He obviously wouldn't care if I was marrying a warthog. Say if I dropped dead right now. Throw me down a diggers hole, fine by me: I'm dead. At the rapture the dead in Christ will rise first I-Thessalonians-4:16 and Jesus will not be discriminating on the basis of funeral expenses so there is no reason to have any is there. No. There is not. One's estate should pass to The Church to further His work (in the interim, prior to the rapture) and do "funeral parlours" reject the Pink Dollar? Very unlikely I'd have thought. Check out a jewish coffin. Very budget oriented my dear with no metal and therefore no gold angels or silver cheat-lines or platinum fittings or iridium knobs. Actually they're quite tasteful ..but I digress. This thread is not about Hebrew funerals.I almost vomited when I saw that wedding icon, because that's what it is isn't it? Yes. It is. Worshipping the created rather than the creator (at $iso-much-per-minute) and in particular certain bits of the created wretch one is obsessing over almost as much as beard-o is obsessing over the fee he would be charging But I Am Sorry To Say, Mr Bearded Freak, there will be no function for you at the Lizalor wedding I can do my own organising thank you very much.
And thank you to Petal, too, for raising this matter.
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