Shout GLORY!
My good friend and
YOUR President Donnie Trump is 71 Today. We had indignation for his first threescore and ten years with less covfefe presidents but our place both in Heaven and on the top tier of the nation is now secure.
Read Zechariah 1:12 you Freehold-dwellers and don't trespass the Flint mansion grounds while I'm participating in the festivities. Donnie was generous enough to pass our church a substantial birthday tithe. Where are
yours to celebrate His B-day, folk?! You know, my
JET IS STILL NOT HERE!
Ever since I entered official government business with Donnie, I've been forced to fly either on his private jet, and that is stupid as we're not supposed to put both our eggs in the same basket. So I've had to fly in
Etihad's First Class Apartment overseas to meet Kim and other lesser leaders, and that is beneath me, as you well know. Just look at this tacky interior:
Not to mention that my houseboys are flying regular diamond first class. They never arrive rested and can't satisfy my needs when they're too tired after the flight.
So, keep 'em tithes coming. Thank Jesus for Donald! Praise God!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)