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Noah Left Gay Animals Behind. -
03-30-2014, 03:09 PM
There are all kinds of public arguments over homerism. The final verdict is that Noah turned away animals that had no plans to reproduce.
Arguing over "gay rights" is such a waste of time. There are none. If there were gay rights, we would have seen some Noah's Ark.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/carin-...p_ref=religion
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Noah Left Gay Animals Behind. -
03-31-2014, 05:19 AM
if there were no gay animals taken on the ark then explain me, a gay animal??? Take that, christianitit
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Re: Noah Left Gay Animals Behind. -
03-31-2014, 05:23 AM
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if there were no gay animals taken on the ark then explain me, a gay animal??? Take that, christianitit
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For the same reason there are human queers now: they choose to be perverted.
Wait: I bet you think people are born queer, right? OK: please link to a peer-reviewed scientific paper that gives unequivocal proof that queersexuality is genetically predetermined.
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Re: Noah Left Gay Animals Behind. -
03-31-2014, 05:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
For the same reason there are human queers now: they choose to be perverted.
Wait: I bet you think people are born queer, right? OK: please link to a peer-reviewed scientific paper that gives unequivocal proof that queersexuality is genetically predetermined.
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Maybe you should re-word that in words of single syllable only. I doubt she would be able to comprehend words or concepts such as 'peer-reviewed', 'unequivocal proof' or 'genetically predetermined'. This one's pretty dumb imo.
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Re: Noah Left Gay Animals Behind. -
04-01-2014, 04:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
There are all kinds of public arguments over homerism. The final verdict is that Noah turned away animals that had no plans to reproduce.
Arguing over "gay rights" is such a waste of time. There are none. If there were gay rights, we would have seen some Noah's Ark.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/carin-...p_ref=religion
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Well said Mayor Hold!
I do not understand this whole "Gay Rights" issue. Exactly what rights are granted to them by God. Last time I checked not one.
I would like to know why their "Gay Rights" trample my rights as a Christian woman?? Why should I have to sit by and watch two men or woman hold hands, kiss, or make googly eyes at each other in public. Why are my children subjected to these abominations?
Last time I checked the U.S. Constitution Christians were guarenteed rights not homers ! Make no mistake about it we are clearly being persecuted!
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Re: Noah Left Gay Animals Behind. -
04-01-2014, 01:40 PM
I think he forgot the gay penquins.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/1...n_2104190.html
Perhaps the Brothers should organize a hunting party and make sure these little homos dressed in tuxedos are extinguished.
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Re: Noah Left Gay Animals Behind. -
04-01-2014, 09:26 PM
Let's be honest. If God would do it again today with the flood gays would still be outside of the boat.
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Re: Noah Left Gay Animals Behind. -
04-03-2014, 03:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
For the same reason there are human queers now: they choose to be perverted.
Wait: I bet you think people are born queer, right? OK: please link to a peer-reviewed scientific paper that gives unequivocal proof that queersexuality is genetically predetermined.
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http://ts-si.org/files/MDiamondClinI...ctHormones.pdf
read this and then come back and say people arn't born gay.
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Re: Noah Left Gay Animals Behind. -
04-03-2014, 03:48 AM
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Let's be honest. If God would do it again today with the flood gays would still be outside of the boat.
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Noah read the Bible. He knew there was to be no abomination aboard the Ark.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Noah Left Gay Animals Behind. -
04-03-2014, 04:05 AM
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And so let's look at page 10 of your source, and there we find:
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Conclusions
The evidence for androgen-induced organization-activation in
nonhuman mammals is clear. The preponderance of evidence does
point in that direction for humans as well but the evidence is less
clear...
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Not quite the "unequivocal proof" you were asked for.
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Re: Noah Left Gay Animals Behind. -
04-03-2014, 02:03 PM
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Now there are lesbean penguins in Ireland!
Do you think this happened because penguins are like fish and didn't need to go on the ark, so the gaywise ones survived?
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Re: Noah Left Gay Animals Behind. -
04-03-2014, 02:04 PM
Noah was a *** potty language ***!
Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 04-03-2014 at 02:09 PM.
Reason: Potty mouth.
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Re: Noah Left Gay Animals Behind. -
04-03-2014, 02:17 PM
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Noah was a *** potty language ***!
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Very insightful.
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1 Thessalonians 5:3 For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.
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Re: Noah Left Gay Animals Behind. -
05-24-2014, 02:15 AM
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Disgusting. How did penguins get to Ireland? Did those micks get drunk and make them gay?
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Re: Noah Left Gay Animals Behind. -
05-24-2014, 02:29 AM
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Disgusting. How did penguins get to Ireland? Did those micks get drunk and make them gay?
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You have to believe Noah did not allow any homer penguins on the boat. It has to be due to the Irish whisky.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Noah Left Gay Animals Behind. -
05-26-2014, 05:22 PM
Actually, the flood never happened
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Re: Noah Left Gay Animals Behind. -
05-26-2014, 06:51 PM
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Actually, the flood never happened
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I wish you atheists would do just a tiny bit of research before you post. We at LBC never do posts that are not carefully vetted.
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Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Noah Left Gay Animals Behind. -
05-27-2014, 03:20 AM
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Actually, the flood never happened
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One of satan's favorite lies.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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