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01-01-2008, 06:45 PM
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But would a True Christian woman sleep with a pervert like Hitoshi here?
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A True Christian woman™ would never consider it, unless they were married. Once married, we live only to serve the two men in our lives; Our Lord God and our holy husband. We have high hopes for Hitoshi here to find a proper wife once he has fully accepted the Christian faith, who will serve him well, regardless of her age.
"She was of a great age, and had lived with a husband seven years from her virginity; And she was a widow of about fourscore and four years, which departed not from the temple, but served God with fastings and prayers night and day" - Luke 2:36-37
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01-01-2008, 09:08 PM
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Ok, so you know a bit at least. I always make those mistakes. I don't need for you tutor me English. Suck does you.
Now, let's pick your sentences apart
"You are not need use apostrophe okay. is plural not possession so should write grandmas not grandma's. also you are not need for capitalize because is not specific name but general speaking. maybe you are need for me tutor you English? you are much pathetic with grammar."
You do not need to use an apostrophe, okay? It is a plural, not possession, so you should write grandmas not grandma's. Also, you didn't need to capitalize because it is not a spcific name, but general speaking. Maybe you need me to tutor you in English? You are much more pathetic with grammar.
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English is for me second language. is it make you feel like big man for harrass my grammar? if you are learn Japanese I would be much help and patient with mistake. is VERY RUDE your behavior. suck my wii okay.
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01-01-2008, 09:25 PM
Well, Hiroshi, I can give you one compliment, your punctuation is very good. You are on your way to becoming a true American. Next some syntax lessons will help you express your ideas more clearly in English. That'll help not scaring away the American girls.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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01-01-2008, 10:15 PM
Excuse me? Does the little chink seriously believe he can get an American girl? I seriously think not. I'm a no-nonsense kind of a man. I teach English as headmaster of my grammar school. The slanteye hasn't got a snowball's chance in Hell. End of story. Excuse me.
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01-01-2008, 10:35 PM
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Well, Hiroshi, I can give you one compliment, your punctuation is very good. You are on your way to becoming a true American. Next some syntax lessons will help you express your ideas more clearly in English. That'll help not scaring away the American girls.
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thank you for compliment. is make me feel warm and gooey inside. you are my new b.f.f.
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01-02-2008, 04:56 AM
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AGAIN I am try "meet christian single" and AGAIN I am not find girl! total ridiculous! I am not understand why girl are not respond I am complete package okay...pretty boy face, beef cake body, smart, good singer, sexy accent, give good hot oil massage and sense for humor.
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Y'all are fibbing, Hitosake. I believe brother Remy offered you his sister in law's hand a few times under certain conditions, as I understand it.
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I AM NEVER TRY FOR MEET LADY HERE AGAIN OKAY. YOUR LOSS LADIES.
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Praise! The Lord has finally seen fit to cut down Hitosake's libido!
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01-02-2008, 07:00 AM
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English is for me second language. is it make you feel like big man for harrass my grammar? if you are learn Japanese I would be much help and patient with mistake. is VERY RUDE your behavior.
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Hitoshi! Please contact me ASAP!!!!! It's important!! I don't speak much but please bear my mistakes. Watashi no namae wa tLakota desu. Watashi wa chiisana Nihongo wakarimasu. Nihongo o benkyoushite imasu. Post o yonde imasu, to watashi wa honshi anata no hanashiteimashita. Contact, eigo kudosai. Watashi wa juuhachi. Can't wait!
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01-02-2008, 10:52 AM
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Hitoshi! Please contact me ASAP!!!!! It's important!! I don't speak much but please bear my mistakes. Watashi no namae wa tLakota desu. Watashi wa chiisana Nihongo wakarimasu. Nihongo o benkyoushite imasu. Post o yonde imasu, to watashi wa honshi anata no hanashiteimashita. Contact, eigo kudosai. Watashi wa juuhachi. Can't wait!
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Chong long he-pong so dang fay!
Hiroshi boy; it looks like you've got a live one.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? -
01-02-2008, 06:37 PM
That's not nice.... I just want to talk to him.
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01-02-2008, 09:46 PM
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Hitoshi! Please contact me ASAP!!!!! It's important!! I don't speak much but please bear my mistakes. Watashi no namae wa tLakota desu. Watashi wa chiisana Nihongo wakarimasu. Nihongo o benkyoushite imasu. Post o yonde imasu, to watashi wa honshi anata no hanashiteimashita. Contact, eigo kudosai. Watashi wa juuhachi. Can't wait!
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okay honey you are make many mistake write Japanese but one mistake are not make is have interest in me. you are young for my taste (I am like milf okay) but I overlook this. Only problem is I am need for see photo (no problem if young but not if ugly).
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Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? -
01-02-2008, 10:22 PM
Ah DAMMIT!!! And i was just about to ask him out too! Gah!
But oh well, it could never have lasted... The jealousy would have been too much (From one of his photo's I saw he had better legs than me).
um... have to change my signature... can't think of anything to put... oh well...
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01-02-2008, 10:41 PM
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Ah DAMMIT!!! And i was just about to ask him out too! Gah!
But oh well, it could never have lasted... The jealousy would have been too much (From one of his photo's I saw he had better legs than me).
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ladies please! there is plenty Hitoshi go around and I am very much mean plenty (explain for American I am talk about size of my genital).
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Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? -
01-02-2008, 11:01 PM
Ok Hitoshi, you speak English well... for a chink. And your punctuation is great. But grow up and stop pretending you want to pull on here.
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01-02-2008, 11:23 PM
hmmm *grunt* Grog need woman. Woman clean Grog's house. Grog sexiy beast. Grog need blond women, big boob, give lots of milk to Grogs children Grog children smash good. Grog has penis like club Grog is very strong.
Here is Grog sexyness.
Plz help grog and Hitoshi we much need female.
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01-02-2008, 11:58 PM
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hmmm *grunt* Grog need woman. Woman clean Grog's house. Grog sexiy beast. Grog need blond women, big boob, give lots of milk to Grogs children Grog children smash good. Grog has penis like club Grog is very strong.
Here is Grog sexyness.
Plz help grog and Hitoshi we much need female.
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You've only made 6 posts and your joke is already old...
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Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? -
01-03-2008, 12:00 AM
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Ok Hitoshi, you speak English well... for a chink. And your punctuation is great. But grow up and stop pretending you want to pull on here.
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Him pulling on here would probably make a change from him pulling on himself.
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You've only made 6 posts and your joke is already old...
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I know. I never thought it was possible to be a lamer version of Star-Finder, but this twerp manages it.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? -
01-03-2008, 12:03 AM
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You've only made 6 posts and your joke is already old...
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Your is only religion a 2000 year old joke. Your book is old. It is Dust. Your Avatar picture looks like a pimple on mine anus.
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01-03-2008, 12:05 AM
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Your Avatar picture looks like a pimple on mine anus.
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And there's the display of maturity I was waiting on.
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01-03-2008, 12:11 AM
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Your is only religion a 2000 year old joke. Your book is old. It is Dust. Your Avatar picture looks like a pimple on mine anus.
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Friend, read this. Our religion has been responsible for around one hundred million deaths throughout history. Does that sound like a joke to you? Can your false sun god say the same?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? -
01-03-2008, 12:13 AM
Wow. You have cool pimples.
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