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Default Re: Informative World Map - 07-14-2010, 12:57 AM

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Matthew 18:21-22 compared with, say, 2 Chronicles 15:13

i see this as a great contradictory statement in the bible unless
you see the new testament (as i have previously mentioned somewhere else in here) as the reform of gods will, by jesus his one and only son,
just like any other good story it has to evolve its plot or it wont be
able to entertain you until the end...
There are no contradictions in God's Holy Word. The Bible tells us that the reason you can't understand the Word of God is because your father is satan.

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Default Re: Informative World Map - 07-14-2010, 01:23 AM

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A term of colloquial affection for an darker than average Darkie - I believe the word comes from some African language.

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Oh do you mean Nigger ? or perhaps Nigga, ?
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Default Re: Informative World Map - 07-14-2010, 01:58 AM

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Oh do you mean Nigger ? or perhaps Nigga, ?
Racist! Stop trolling our forum with your dirty, heathen mouth and your uncouth vocabulary! We do not approve of your racist tongue! What if I was a jigaboo reading through this thread and suddenly I come across your filthy post? How do you think that would make me feel?


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Default Re: Informative World Map - 07-14-2010, 06:26 AM

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There are no contradictions in God's Holy Word. The Bible tells us that the reason you can't understand the Word of God is because your father is satan.
Now i was actually speaking to pastor Bathfire and not you,
since he is apparently willing to debate in a civil fasion,
without just pointing out that my father is the devil and whatnot,
i will not deny this though taken into consideration that ive never known my father.

but since you came with this little note on my text anyways i will indulge
you with how i see it since you seem interested in debating after all,
if not i would supose that you wouldnt have interfered in my own and Bathfires debate.

first of let me ask: Do you not follow the word of the bible without interpretation?
if so how can you both hate and honor thy father if it is not for the
fact of tolerance? and if it is still not about tolerance then is it not
a contradictory in terms?

and please if you wish to discus further with me please refrain from
merely telling me that i shall jump into volcanos, im the son of the devil
and all that stuff wich you really do not know and then instead tell me why i try so hard to understand the word of your god if i am really that bad...


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18:13 And if so be that he find it, verily I say unto you, he rejoiceth more of that [sheep], than of the ninety and nine which went not astray.
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Default Re: Informative World Map - 07-14-2010, 06:39 AM

You WILL keep a civil tongue in your mouth and stop backsassing the pastors!


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Default Re: Informative World Map - 07-14-2010, 06:47 AM

and by the way i have one more really big question for you,
since i many a time in here have seen the argument against something, because there simply isnt a bible verse or scripture if you will for it,
then how can it be that you have been so evolved in certain areas,
such as transport, electricity and for that matter the internet (i have many more excamples than these but they will do for now)
wich i really dont recall reading anything about in the bible,
then how can it be that you refuse to accept other sciences simply because there is nothing in the bible about it?


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18:13 And if so be that he find it, verily I say unto you, he rejoiceth more of that [sheep], than of the ninety and nine which went not astray.
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Default Re: Informative World Map - 07-14-2010, 06:56 AM

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and by the way i have one more really big question for you,
since i many a time in here have seen the argument against something, because there simply isnt a bible verse or scripture if you will for it,
then how can it be that you have been so evolved in certain areas,
such as transport, electricity and for that matter the internet (i have many more excamples than these but they will do for now)
wich i really dont recall reading anything about in the bible,
then how can it be that you refuse to accept other sciences simply because there is nothing in the bible about it?
God gave us these gifts.


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Default Re: Informative World Map - 07-14-2010, 06:59 AM

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You WILL keep a civil tongue in your mouth and stop backsassing the pastors!
where do i not keep a civil tounge?
ive asked this many times and still, the only answers i have gotten is that im the spawn of satan and that i am a bit too poetic when i write, but
being poetic is that a sin or uncivil thing in its own right?

and about Bathfire he has himself indulged me in this debate,
so i would like to think that at least to him i am allowed to ask my questions and about pastor Ezekiel then he keeps writing to me
so i take this as well as an indulgence to keep a discusion going, else he would merely give me infractions and warnings right?


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18:13 And if so be that he find it, verily I say unto you, he rejoiceth more of that [sheep], than of the ninety and nine which went not astray.
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and about Bathfire he has himself indulged me in this debate,
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I am not indulging you in anything. I am trying to make you think and not 'debate'.

God does not debate and it would be wrong for me to do anything that God would not do.





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Default Re: Informative World Map - 07-14-2010, 03:17 PM

Where does the earth 'end'?

Has any of you seen the 'end' of the earth?

Get a education.
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Get a education.
You should talk. You're from Australia where school ends at the third grade.


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Default Re: Informative World Map - 07-14-2010, 05:08 PM

Do you know that I found the most foolishly ridiculous map that shows Austalia at the top?!

And it's printed that way, also. It's not just that someone turned the map upside down.

It shows Antartica at the very edge of the top of the map, and Australia at the top left, with its name printed rightside up across it. (Nice of them not to arbitrarily decide to re-order the direction of written English).

Of all the gall! Everyone knows that North America belongs in the upper left hand corner of a world map, just as everyone knows the top of a page is upper left. I do not know where the world is going to -- wait, yes I do! Hell!
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I am not indulging you in anything. I am trying to make you think and not 'debate'.

God does not debate and it would be wrong for me to do anything that God would not do.

Well if you want me to think, then wouldnt the best way to do that
be by answering the questions that i ask?
at least God did that much and if not God then Jesus did
(and we do still agree that jesus preached the word of god and was indeed a holy man right)
and isnt it one of the principals of a true believer to convert those who dont? and if so, how would one be able to convert anyone else if not by at least answering the questions the he might have?

and one more time i would atleast like to have an answer to where in here i have blasphemed, cause i still dont see it anywhere...


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Default Re: Informative World Map - 07-14-2010, 10:08 PM

What are you going on about?


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Default Re: Informative World Map - 07-14-2010, 10:18 PM

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Well if you want me to think, then wouldnt the best way to do that be by answering the questions that i ask?
That is not debate. It is "answering the question you ask."

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(and we do still agree that jesus preached the word of god and was indeed a holy man right)
Wrong! So very, very WRONG!

Joh:8:18: I am one that bear witness of myself, and the Father that sent me beareth witness of me.

1Jo:5:5: Who is he that overcometh the world, but he that believeth that Jesus is the Son of God?


Jesus IS God. God comprises The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit.

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and isnt it one of the principals of a true believer to convert those who dont? and if so, how would one be able to convert anyone else if not by at least answering the questions the he might have?
The answer to your questions are
(a) Yes but even God realizes that some people are beyond Salvation (e.g. babies, the mentally ill, the congenitally stupid, etc.)
(b) It is for you to seek the Lord. You don't tell your boss to come round to you, you seek out an appointment to go round to his place. The Bible is there for all. You appear slothful and sloth is not a good thing.

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and one more time i would atleast like to have an answer to where in here i have blasphemed, cause i still dont see it anywhere...
Suffice it to say that if you have blasphemed and it is against the Holy Spirit - you are Damned and nothing - nothing - will save you.

If you have blasphemed in a minor way, admit it now and when there is a theocracy, I will ask for mercy for you.

If you really haven't, Jesus will know this is the case and then you need not worry, you will go to heaven after they stone you.





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Default Re: Informative World Map - 07-14-2010, 10:20 PM

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What are you going on about?
try reading the post its pretty self explanatory...

if not then i'll cut it down for you.

1, does Jesus or God not answer peoples questions? (Bathfire argumented that if God wouldnt do it neither would he)

2, how will you convert anyone if you dont wish to answer questions?
(and as far as i know christians convert sinners so they can be saved
and enter the kingdom of God)

3, where exactly do i blasphe or be unholy?
(i simply still dont see it and i have been told that i do this over and over again and would simply like to know so i can avoid it in the future)


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Default Re: Informative World Map - 07-14-2010, 10:40 PM

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That is not debate. It is "answering the question you ask."

Wrong! So very, very WRONG!

Joh:8:18: I am one that bear witness of myself, and the Father that sent me beareth witness of me.

1Jo:5:5: Who is he that overcometh the world, but he that believeth that Jesus is the Son of God?

Jesus IS God. God comprises The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit.

The answer to your questions are
(a) Yes but even God realizes that some people are beyond Salvation (e.g. babies, the mentally ill, the congenitally stupid, etc.)
(b) It is for you to seek the Lord. You don't tell your boss to come round to you, you seek out an appointment to go round to his place. The Bible is there for all. You appear slothful and sloth is not a good thing.

Suffice it to say that if you have blasphemed and it is against the Holy Spirit - you are Damned and nothing - nothing - will save you.

If you have blasphemed in a minor way, admit it now and when there is a theocracy, I will ask for mercy for you.

If you really haven't, Jesus will know this is the case and then you need not worry, you will go to heaven after they stone you.
ok then i will not debate with you then but merely ask you questions
about your christian views (as before all of them are compromised from
the bible it self and i will keep it to KJV 1611 and what you write alone, so there is no confusion on that part)

and i will then ask based on you telling me that Jesus is God
and thus God DID answers peoples questions, then will you at least answer mine, as before mentioned only based on the KJV 1611 and your own words?

And about me seeking the lord is that not what i have been saying that i am doing by trying to understand? and if not then let it now be known that i will now seek God starting with the teachings through the answers you will give me on my questions.

and on the subject on being unsavable i will say that i am not a baby
(by now im a bit too old for that) according to society at least i am not mentally ill and being stupid is something that i have never been acused of before by anyone other than people not being able to answer questions
ive asked, so on these points i would guess that i have still got a chance.

and then again about me blaspheming i truly believe that i have done no such thing here and since none of the people that have accused me of such will point out to me what it is that i have blasphemed about i will take that as a sign that i have done no such thing.

and about being slothful i would like to point out that i am no such thing on the contrary, I spend most of my time working an honest job and when
not being at work i tend to my family as i see best and besides that i use all of my spare time appart from that and writing here with you on my artwork, writings (poetry and novels) and ofcorse talking to you fine people and on the part of talking with you i will here point out that
even though it has been a while since i last read the bible i have still
done all that i can on referancing my questions on the KJV 1611 bible,
so all in all i would say that being slothful does not really define my person.

so with all these factor in mind will you then at least indulge me in answering my questions?


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Default Re: Informative World Map - 07-14-2010, 10:42 PM

Like I said, what are you going on about? Your babbling is ruining Mr. Bathfire's perfectly good map thread.


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Default Re: Informative World Map - 07-14-2010, 10:47 PM

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[...]so with all these factor in mind will you then at least indulge me in answering my questions?
Yes, but only if you start a new thread.

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Like I said, what are you going on about? Your babbling is ruining Mr. Bathfire's perfectly good map thread.
Brother Nobar, your point is, as usual, excellent and well-taken.





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