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Houston Texans NFL Team Fights Back Against Gays! -
10-15-2015, 08:45 AM
The Houston Texans football team is fighting back against homosexuality!
The team's owner, Bob McNair, has finally had enough and is taking a stand. Houston is one of the last major developed cities in the world to not have any laws against discriminating against someone for their homosexuality. In Houston, employers are free to fire employees who are found to be queer (or even suspected) without worrying about violating anyone's legal rights. Thankfully, U.S. federal law does not protect queers from being fired or from any kind of discrimination, leaving such laws to the states or cities to decide. Houston is one of the last U.S. bastions of moral sanity protecting Christians from the gay hordes and their demands of special rights.
Houston's homosexual mayor, Anus Parker, is trying to cram her faggotry down Houston's throat by enacting a pro-gay law called "HERO" (Houston Equal Rights Ordinance). Thankfully, the Houston Texans' owner is the REAL hero. He is funding the fight against this pro-gay agenda nonsense. Bob McNair is an anti-gay champion and a true man of God. If Houston can stamp out this perverted trend of protecting perverts, maybe cities all around the world will follow suit and fight back!
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Re: Houston Texans NFL Team Fights Back Against Gays! -
10-16-2015, 01:24 AM
We have almost no homos in Jamaica. They all go to Haiti.
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Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
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Re: Houston Texans NFL Team Fights Back Against Gays! -
10-16-2015, 01:37 AM
Haiti, you say? I'll definitely keep that in mind!
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Re: Houston Texans NFL Team Fights Back Against Gays! -
10-16-2015, 01:50 AM
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We have almost no homos in Jamaica. They all go to Haiti.
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Is Haiti the word for Hades in your language? Because the queers of ALL nations go to Hades. It's God's Law!
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in 2016
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Re: Houston Texans NFL Team Fights Back Against Gays! -
10-16-2015, 03:55 AM
I wasn't aware that they want to make it to where a sexual predator can dress in drag to prey on women while they are pooping in Houston.
We need more guns.
And it's no surprise a team like the Texans would be all about the poonanni. No homo at all going on there.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Houston Texans NFL Team Fights Back Against Gays! -
10-16-2015, 05:36 AM
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I wasn't aware that they want to make it to where a sexual predator can dress in drag to prey on women while they are pooping in Houston.
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You got that right, Borther Levi. That's why Houston is the only major city in the U.S. without a problem with queers and perverts dressing up like ladies and sneaking into girl's bathrooms to rape them. Every other major city in America has one of these pervert ordinances and is therefore going through an epidemic of Cross-dressing Crapper Rapers. This is headline news everywhere Christian news is allowed to be distributed under Obama's Sharia Law (which is why you never, ever EVER hear about these assaults in the news, ever. Not even once).
But yes, this is totally a thing that happens in all those other cities with this type of law! Totally! And there is definitely a recorded account of such an assault on file somewhere as proof that this is an ongoing rape-spree caused by these atheist pervert laws! This world is seeing its final days! Thank god for anti-gay heroes like Bob McNair and the Houston Texans NFL team!
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Mark 16:18 - They shall take vp serpents, and if they drinke any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them, they shall lay hands on the sicke, and they shall recouer.
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Re: Houston Texans NFL Team Fights Back Against Gays! -
10-16-2015, 02:02 PM
When will the USA catch up with the rest of the world. There are 13 countries where homers can be executed. That is what God wants.
I was encouraged this morning to see the Malaysia is making movies about eliminating homers. Good for them.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/...b0cf9984d7cfae
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Re: Houston Texans NFL Team Fights Back Against Gays! -
10-16-2015, 04:35 PM
I believe that the city of Houston is in severe danger of imminent destruction for the rampant sin of that city. The mayor of that city is a homosexual lesbian who wants to implement a New York style soviet society. Her attacks on Christian Pastors and her attempts to silence the righteous are proof of her perfidy. The Godly folk of that city have fled to Richmond and Conroe in droves, where they are planning an invasion. God willing, Christians will strike down the Democrats who have taken control of Houston and they may yet avoid damnation and annihilation.
I have sent a message to Governor Brother Greg Abbot, requesting an attack on the city government by the Texas Rangers, in an effort to avoid the destruction of the entire city, that we may save the port, which is essential to commerce. I have not yet heard back from him.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Houston Texans NFL Team Fights Back Against Gays! -
10-16-2015, 04:56 PM
The NFL is full of homosexuals
The team will only be safe when it is not required to play any of the other teams.
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Re: Houston Texans NFL Team Fights Back Against Gays! -
10-17-2015, 03:49 AM
The Governor has seen fit to ignore my demands. Very well; God is on our side and He will smite the Houstonians a mighty blow. I saw on the six o'clock news today that their scaffold fell down and there had to be some rescuing. They say a car mysteriously ran into it and it collapsed. I believe it was the work of God portending calamities to come.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
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Re: Houston Texans NFL Team Fights Back Against Gays! -
10-24-2015, 05:54 AM
I am in shock! SHOCK! Our champion against gay "rights" has gotten a major blow from homosexuals!
Houston Texans NFL owner and Christian billionaire Bob McNair (rhymes with billionaire) has been pummeled by big sodomy for his generous private donations against faggotry. McNair asked for his most recent $10,000.00 donation to be returned to him because the queers are threatening him. What are they threatening him with? A pillow fight? A boycott against buying football tickets to look at men's fannies?!
Let's reach and turn this around on those homos! I want to push a boycot up against the gays immediately! I'm looking for strong men to pitch in to make something come of it! Who's in?!
Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ, -Youth Minister Harry Lester
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Re: Houston Texans NFL Team Fights Back Against Gays! -
10-24-2015, 07:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Youth Minister Harry
I am in shock! SHOCK! Our champion against gay "rights" has gotten a major blow from homosexuals!
Houston Texans NFL owner and Christian billionaire Bob McNair (rhymes with billionaire) has been pummeled by big sodomy for his generous private donations against faggotry. McNair asked for his most recent $10,000.00 donation to be returned to him because the queers are threatening him. What are they threatening him with? A pillow fight? A boycott against buying football tickets to look at men's fannies?!
Let's reach and turn this around on those homos! I want to push a boycot up against the gays immediately! I'm looking for strong men to pitch in to make something come of it! Who's in?!
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By your side Minister Harry. I do have a speech, but right now I am a little emotional due to your Righteous declaration of war against the Fag Community.
Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.
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