[Holly Graham]

Friends, I posted this picture on Facebook, and took it down because many non-Christians (I assume), found a problem with it.

This is a picture of Timothy and Adam and our youngest, Abigail. The only problem I can see is that little Abigail doesn't also have a gun. She really does have one, we just couldn't get her to grip it correctly yet, so for THIS ONE picture, she doesn't have it.

Please help me understand what's so wrong?

Thank you, True Christians.

[John Creeser]

Cute kids!!

Only faggy liberal democrats would have a problem with this picture, good on you for arming your children. I assume you have taught them proper gun safety? Like testing if the safety is on by pulling the trigger?

[James Hutchins]

Where are their extra clips?

[Talitha]

I'm sorry but this picture is totally unacceptable.
The child on the left simply has no idea how to hold a gun properly. Please ensure the next time a photograph is taken that it is done the right way.

[Cranky Old Man]

Why doesn't the baby have a gun? How should it defend against it's armed brothers? Amazing how little people learn from mistakes.

[Brother Harold Porter]

The elder boy is only pretending to hold a long rifle? Clearly, he is big enough to shoulder and aim an AR-15.

If it's just money, I'm glad to help properly arm the youngster. The Queer Intervention program is flush with donations from happy and satisfied Ex-Fags. Just let me know.

In Christ

[Holly Graham]

Originally Posted by John Creeser

Cute kids!!
I assume you have taught them proper gun safety? Like testing if the safety is on by pulling the trigger?

Thank you! Yes, Mr. Graham often plays a little "game" with the boys. He asks him if the safety is on. If they say "yes," he has them point the gun at their foot, and pull the trigger.
I tell ya, it only takes ONE time of having their toe shot off before they remember that safety!

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

Where are their extra clips?

We didn't think they'd look good in the shot. They're behind the bucket.

Originally Posted by Talitha

I'm sorry but this picture is totally unacceptable.
The child on the left simply has no idea how to hold a gun properly. Please ensure the next time a photograph is taken that it is done the right way.

I know, Sister Tali. He was trying to give his gun back to his daddy, whining because "it was too heavy." We only had time for this one shot, since he had to be beaten afterward, and didn't want his marks to show. Kids.

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

Why doesn't the baby have a gun? How should it defend against it's armed brothers? Amazing how little people learn from mistakes.

Brother Cranky, in my original post, I mentioned that Abigail has one, but we couldn't get her to grip it correctly, so we didn't use it in the picture. Rest assured, she has one, and is getting pretty good at pointing it correctly.

[Holly Graham]

Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter

The elder boy is only pretending to hold a long rifle? Clearly, he is big enough to shoulder and aim an AR-15.

If it's just money, I'm glad to help properly arm the youngster. The Queer Intervention program is flush with donations from happy and satisfied Ex-Fags. Just let me know.

In Christ

Oh Brother Harold! I'm sure Mr. Graham and I would love to have you touch our son with the QI Program. Will discuss more tonight at church!

Thank you SO much!!

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by Holly Graham

I know, Sister Tali. He was trying to give his gun back to his daddy, whining because "it was too heavy." We only had time for this one shot, since he had to be beaten afterward, and didn't want his marks to show. Kids.

WHAT?????!!!
Is this child retarded?
Anyone knows that you DO NOT pass a weapon to another person with the muzzle facing out.
Bring the child to me after church on Sunday for weapon training. There are some stray cats on my estate that need sorting out.

I'll also expect it to learn the Firearm safety 10 Commandments. http://us.glock.com/confidence/pistols-101-full

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

We maybe are being a little judgemental here. For all we know, this could be the very start of responsible parenting. In the next 15 minutes or so, those kids could have been taught all they needed to know about firearms.

(I like the way the infant is in a bucket. It's probably a girl.)

[Redeemed Papist]

What did your husband use to beat them with once you got them home and showed him this picture? Any kid of mine holding a gun like that would be striped so much on his behind they'd all have joined up.

[Sammy The Penitent]

Originally Posted by Holly Graham

Friends, I posted this picture on Facebook, and took it down because many non-Christians (I assume), found a problem with it.

This is a picture of Timothy and Adam and our youngest, Abigail. The only problem I can see is that little Abigail doesn't also have a gun. She really does have one, we just couldn't get her to grip it correctly yet, so for THIS ONE picture, she doesn't have it.

Please help me understand what's so wrong?

Thank you, True Christians.

Dear Mrs. Graham,

Just a few comments on your photo:

Let me start out by saying that you have a brood of very fine looking children!

Next, I am refraining from commenting on the general firearm safety and handling issues that your children currently possess. These have already been well documented in prior posts and I'm sure that Mr. Porter's kind offer of guidance will resolve these quickly.

My only comments are directed to the little tyke on the left side of the photo: I noticed some very good potential.

His left hand is directly over the slide, indicating that he is about to draw it back. His right hand has a firm hold on the grip while tilting the firearm at about 30 degrees. This is known in competitive speed shooting as "Showing clear and dropping a magazine". Very nice form.

You must be proud.

YIC