Focus on Family - Christian Parenting A place where parents can get good Godly advice on how to raise a family: how to properly administer corporal punishment, which movies to avoid, and more! |
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 343
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: On permanent leave
|
|
What's Wrong With This Picture? -
05-14-2013, 10:21 PM
Friends, I posted this picture on Facebook, and took it down because many non-Christians (I assume), found a problem with it.
This is a picture of Timothy and Adam and our youngest, Abigail. The only problem I can see is that little Abigail doesn't also have a gun. She really does have one, we just couldn't get her to grip it correctly yet, so for THIS ONE picture, she doesn't have it.
Please help me understand what's so wrong?
Thank you, True Christians.
|
|
Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
|
|
Posts: 7,220
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: What's Wrong With This Picture? -
05-15-2013, 03:34 PM
Cute kids!!
Only faggy liberal democrats would have a problem with this picture, good on you for arming your children. I assume you have taught them proper gun safety? Like testing if the safety is on by pulling the trigger?
|
|
True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
|
|
Posts: 29,835
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
|
|
Re: What's Wrong With This Picture? -
05-15-2013, 03:41 PM
Where are their extra clips?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
|
|
Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 15,215
Join Date: Jan 1970
Location: God's Own America
|
|
Re: What's Wrong With This Picture? -
05-15-2013, 04:07 PM
I'm sorry but this picture is totally unacceptable.
The child on the left simply has no idea how to hold a gun properly. Please ensure the next time a photograph is taken that it is done the right way.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
|
|
Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
|
|
Posts: 22,438
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Close to God
|
|
Re: What's Wrong With This Picture? -
05-15-2013, 04:38 PM
Why doesn't the baby have a gun? How should it defend against it's armed brothers? Amazing how little people learn from mistakes.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
|
|
Landover Senior Outreach Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 8,237
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Freehold Senior Estates
|
|
Re: What's Wrong With This Picture? -
05-15-2013, 05:31 PM
The elder boy is only pretending to hold a long rifle? Clearly, he is big enough to shoulder and aim an AR-15.
If it's just money, I'm glad to help properly arm the youngster. The Queer Intervention program is flush with donations from happy and satisfied Ex-Fags. Just let me know.
In Christ
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
|
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 343
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: On permanent leave
|
|
Re: What's Wrong With This Picture? -
05-15-2013, 05:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by John Creeser
Cute kids!!
I assume you have taught them proper gun safety? Like testing if the safety is on by pulling the trigger?
|
Thank you! Yes, Mr. Graham often plays a little "game" with the boys. He asks him if the safety is on. If they say "yes," he has them point the gun at their foot, and pull the trigger.
I tell ya, it only takes ONE time of having their toe shot off before they remember that safety!
Quote:
Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Where are their extra clips?
|
We didn't think they'd look good in the shot. They're behind the bucket.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Talitha
I'm sorry but this picture is totally unacceptable.
The child on the left simply has no idea how to hold a gun properly. Please ensure the next time a photograph is taken that it is done the right way.
|
I know, Sister Tali. He was trying to give his gun back to his daddy, whining because "it was too heavy." We only had time for this one shot, since he had to be beaten afterward, and didn't want his marks to show. Kids.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
|
Brother Cranky, in my original post, I mentioned that Abigail has one, but we couldn't get her to grip it correctly, so we didn't use it in the picture. Rest assured, she has one, and is getting pretty good at pointing it correctly.
|
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 343
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: On permanent leave
|
|
Re: What's Wrong With This Picture? -
05-15-2013, 05:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter
The elder boy is only pretending to hold a long rifle? Clearly, he is big enough to shoulder and aim an AR-15.
If it's just money, I'm glad to help properly arm the youngster. The Queer Intervention program is flush with donations from happy and satisfied Ex-Fags. Just let me know.
In Christ
|
Oh Brother Harold! I'm sure Mr. Graham and I would love to have you touch our son with the QI Program. Will discuss more tonight at church!
Thank you SO much!!
|
|
Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 15,215
Join Date: Jan 1970
Location: God's Own America
|
|
Re: What's Wrong With This Picture? -
05-15-2013, 05:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Holly Graham
I know, Sister Tali. He was trying to give his gun back to his daddy, whining because "it was too heavy." We only had time for this one shot, since he had to be beaten afterward, and didn't want his marks to show. Kids.
|
WHAT?????!!!
Is this child retarded?
Anyone knows that you DO NOT pass a weapon to another person with the muzzle facing out.
Bring the child to me after church on Sunday for weapon training. There are some stray cats on my estate that need sorting out.
I'll also expect it to learn the Firearm safety 10 Commandments. http://us.glock.com/confidence/pistols-101-full
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
|
|
Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance Christ's Rottweiler
|
|
Posts: 22,742
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toiling selflessly towards Salvation
|
|
Re: What's Wrong With This Picture? -
05-15-2013, 05:56 PM
We maybe are being a little judgemental here. For all we know, this could be the very start of responsible parenting. In the next 15 minutes or so, those kids could have been taught all they needed to know about firearms.
(I like the way the infant is in a bucket. It's probably a girl.)
|
|
Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 10,391
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Surrounded By Married Homos and Baby Killers in Godless England
|
|
Re: What's Wrong With This Picture? -
05-15-2013, 09:34 PM
What did your husband use to beat them with once you got them home and showed him this picture? Any kid of mine holding a gun like that would be striped so much on his behind they'd all have joined up.
|
|
Forum Member
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 289
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: On Earth now, waiting for the rapture
|
|
Re: What's Wrong With This Picture? -
05-16-2013, 05:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Holly Graham
Friends, I posted this picture on Facebook, and took it down because many non-Christians (I assume), found a problem with it.
This is a picture of Timothy and Adam and our youngest, Abigail. The only problem I can see is that little Abigail doesn't also have a gun. She really does have one, we just couldn't get her to grip it correctly yet, so for THIS ONE picture, she doesn't have it.
Please help me understand what's so wrong?
Thank you, True Christians.
|
Dear Mrs. Graham,
Just a few comments on your photo:
Let me start out by saying that you have a brood of very fine looking children!
Next, I am refraining from commenting on the general firearm safety and handling issues that your children currently possess. These have already been well documented in prior posts and I'm sure that Mr. Porter's kind offer of guidance will resolve these quickly.
My only comments are directed to the little tyke on the left side of the photo: I noticed some very good potential.
His left hand is directly over the slide, indicating that he is about to draw it back. His right hand has a firm hold on the grip while tilting the firearm at about 30 degrees. This is known in competitive speed shooting as "Showing clear and dropping a magazine". Very nice form.
You must be proud.
YIC
2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.
|
Thread Tools |
|
Display Modes |
Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved
|