[Holly Jade]

What is a womans role in a family? Is she a mere childbearer (Although mere is a poor choice of word, bringing up children WELL is a tough job) or is she entitled to a career? I'm going to sleep now as it is 7.20am over here but I shall be back later.
Kindest regards, Holly.

[JennyD]

Originally Posted by Holly Jade

What is a womans role in a family? Is she a mere childbearer (Although mere is a poor choice of word, bringing up children WELL is a tough job) or is she entitled to a career? I'm going to sleep now as it is 7.20am over here but I shall be back later.
Kindest regards, Holly.

Here's a question for you, Holly:

What does the Bible say about it?

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by Holly Jade

What is a womans role in a family? Is she a mere childbearer (Although mere is a poor choice of word, bringing up children WELL is a tough job) or is she entitled to a career? I'm going to sleep now as it is 7.20am over here but I shall be back later.
Kindest regards, Holly.

I think we need to move this Thread to the Christian jokes Thread.

Very funny dear

Now, run along and bake a Pie.

[Hymie Goldberg]

Originally Posted by Holly Jade

What is a womans role in a family? Is she a mere childbearer (Although mere is a poor choice of word, bringing up children WELL is a tough job) or is she entitled to a career? I'm going to sleep now as it is 7.20am over here but I shall be back later.
Kindest regards, Holly.

Who are you to ask, Shiksa? But since you do and you won't shut up until you're rebuked perhaps the following might help, it might.

I believe the goyim would invoke their "new" testament, probably 1 Corinthians 14:34:

Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.

But wait, there's more there is! In the very next verse:

And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

Are you ashamed bubeleh?

Hymie

[Meek and Humble]

Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

Esther 1:20 1:20 And when the king's decree which he shall make shall be published throughout all his empire, (for it is great,) all the wives shall give to their husbands honour, both to great and small.

1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

1 Corinthians 11:7For a man indeed ought not to cover his head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man.

1 Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.

Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. 5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. 5:24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

Colossians 3:18 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

1 Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

1 Timothy 2:14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

Titus 2:4 That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children, 2:5 To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.

1 Peter 3:1 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;

[Nurse Clampett]

Good Sister Holly, our role in life is simple. Get married and bear our Husband's children. (Preferably one at a time. That octuplet mess was disgusting.)
When not begetting or giving birth, we bake pies, wait on our Husbands, keep our mouths from idle gossip, raise the kids not to be homosexuals, and make sure we go to our tents during THAT time of the month. Don't worry about thinking for yourself, that's what you have a Husband and Pastors for. Praise!

[bluefire]

Peeps around here really do like pies, huh!

I fancy a pie actually... no ingredients tho

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by bluefire

Peeps around here really do like pies, huh!

I fancy a pie actually... no ingredients tho

Well, get thee to the store!

[Brother Terrence]

I believe "I fancy a pie" in her context is meant to imply a homersexual connotation. Please elaborate.

[Bob4God]

Originally Posted by bluefire

Peeps around here really do like pies, huh!

I fancy a pie actually... no ingredients tho

Peeps? Peeps?? Young lady, do YOU see any chickens around here? This proves that you are on the drugs!

[desade]

A womans place is to do as hse is directed by her husband..she is provide comfort when he wants it, provide labor on the farm and children. She should provide a hot meal three times a day along with refreshing beverages.
A woman is bound by her duties to do the bidding of her man. Anything less is a disgrace.

Amen.

[lilpentecostalgirl (Quarantined)]

you are supposed to clean, cook according to these bastards i say just go piffle your husband

[Nobar King]

This is a family oriented Christian forum, so please don't write those kinds of messages. They're filtered for a reason, so pure minded people don't have to see them. That doesn't mean that we don't know what you're writing.

[bluefire]

I'm not on drugs! Though people do keep accusing me of it for some weird reason... but 'peeps' is just a funny word for 'people'. And i'm going shopping later everyone! And then i can make a pie! Hmm... probably a chicken one Meh... i want pie now

[ownedproperty]

Originally Posted by Nurse Clampett

Good Sister Holly, our role in life is simple. Get married and bear our Husband's children. (Preferably one at a time. That octuplet mess was disgusting.)
When not begetting or giving birth, we bake pies, wait on our Husbands, keep our mouths from idle gossip, raise the kids not to be homosexuals, and make sure we go to our tents during THAT time of the month. Don't worry about thinking for yourself, that's what you have a Husband and Pastors for. Praise!

Perfectly said Nurse Clampett.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Originally Posted by ownedproperty

Perfectly said Nurse Clampett.

Why are you necrobumping a four year old thread to basically say "Me too!"???

I realize you're a mere woman, but lets try just a bit harder, OK?

[Jack the Kipper]

Women should keep men happy and accept punishment when disobedient. I lock my wife in the menstra-cage if she fails to comply.

[Holly Graham]

Originally Posted by Jack the Kipper

Women should keep men happy and accept punishment when disobedient. I lock my wife in the menstra-cage if she fails to comply.

Are you such a heathen that you don't even know the Scripture to back up your claims? Make sure to read this thread

We welcome you to come and tell us all about yourself here .

Here's a thread for newbies .

Please follow instructions and let us hear about how you came to love Jesus.

Yours in Christ

Holly

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Originally Posted by Jack the Kipper

Women should keep men happy and accept punishment when disobedient. I lock my wife in the menstra-cage if she fails to comply.

You sick misogynist! We don't lock our wives in cages like dumb animals! We have menstra huts on our property that allow us to follow God's laws when our wives are having their unclean time. I also raise turtles.

Originally Posted by God in the KJV1611

And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.

And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.

And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.

And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.

And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even.

And if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean.

And if a woman have an issue of her blood many days out of the time of her separation, or if it run beyond the time of her separation; all the days of the issue of her uncleanness shall be as the days of her separation: she shall be unclean.

Every bed whereon she lieth all the days of her issue shall be unto her as the bed of her separation: and whatsoever she sitteth upon shall be unclean, as the uncleanness of her separation.

And whosoever toucheth those things shall be unclean, and shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.

But if she be cleansed of her issue, then she shall number to herself seven days, and after that she shall be clean.

And on the eighth day she shall take unto her two turtles, or two young pigeons, and bring them unto the priest, to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.

And the priest shall offer the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering; and the priest shall make an atonement for her before the Lord for the issue of her uncleanness.

Leviticus 15:19-30

[James Hutchins]

A cage? What a cruel thing to do. A woman is not a criminal. What can she do sitting in a crate like a dog? Some of you atheists have a sick sense of being. When we get a Christian in the White house, there will be a cleanup.