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Default Imagine slavery would be still legal... - 11-20-2013, 11:52 PM

Then we had no Obama and no Obamacare.
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Default Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal... - 11-21-2013, 03:56 AM

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Then we had no Obama and no Obamacare.
And nobody would need welfare, because we white folk always provided food, shelter, clothing, and work for our slaves. America really started going to Hell when slavery was abolished. If I were a black person, I'd demand a return to slavery right now--they were far better off in the days before crack and ghettos and rap music and basketball took the spirit out of them.


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Default Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal... - 11-21-2013, 04:20 AM

Without negroes lazing about on the streets there would be no crime at all.

And with guaranteed employment for all minorities there would be no need for welfare or food stamps: an instant fix to the Obama deficit crisis.

And it's all Biblically approved so I doubt there would be any real opposition to slavery.


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Default Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal... - 11-21-2013, 03:50 PM

Slavery still legal?

No crime, minorities would have jobs and not mooch for welfare bennefits, the crime elements in them would be beatened out at the young age by True Christians™. America would be better off, AND we would have a True Christian™ white president. Everyone would be better off...


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Default Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal... - 12-28-2016, 03:15 PM

"Without negroes lazing about on the streets there would be no crime at all. And with guaranteed employment for all minorities there would be no need for welfare or food stamps: an instant fix to the Obama deficit crisis. And it's all Biblically approved so I doubt there would be any real opposition to slavery." - A Follower \






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good points made here in your description on so many benefits for bringing back slavery....
I can just imagine what heights this country would reach when all blacks can once again be enslaved, chained, whipped and the white men can benefit by giving their slaves good discipline, that would correspond to the rules of Godly practice....
I am not a True Christian Man (but am reading and learning well from the KJ, like so many fine, intelligent men in these forums are, but me being levels lower from where they stand, I would want the Christian Men to be able to obtain what they need and deserve.. by having that right to own black slaves once more, so the white race will regain all of the power that was lost since slavery abolishment.


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Default Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal... - 12-28-2016, 03:21 PM

correction: for the line.. supposed to read... "(But I am reading and learning well from the King James Bible)"












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by having that right to own black slaves once more, so the white race will regain all of the power that was lost since slavery abolishment.
But dear, slavery does exist and is, in fact, more profitable than ever! You support slavery buying things, ranging from an I-pod to a Hershey bar. Ladies often support slavery going to a nail salon, and guys support slavery when they pay another guy to spend some quality time with a young lady. In fact, it is even better than in the past, because now slaves come in all shades of skin color, not just black!
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Default Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal... - 12-28-2016, 06:44 PM

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But dear, slavery does exist and is, in fact, more profitable than ever! You support slavery buying things, ranging from an I-pod to a Hershey bar. Ladies often support slavery going to a nail salon, and guys support slavery when they pay another guy to spend some quality time with a young lady. In fact, it is even better than in the past, because now slaves come in all shades of skin color, not just black!
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Thank you for your insightful input in response to my post.... I appreciate your modern look on the subject....These examples seem a lot more subtle, and low-key, compared to the old fashioned way...I would never had thought of things in the way you described....I like to get different points of view...From different perspectives......


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Default Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal... - 11-21-2013, 04:00 PM

It truly would be a wonder.
Imagine not having to worry every time you see a negro walking past at night when you're coming home from church, because he'd be at home polishing your shoes.
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Default Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal... - 11-21-2013, 04:23 PM

I have some concerns:

- where am I supposed to house these things? Back in the day, most people had proper outbuildings for the help, but that is very unusual currently (I think Mr. Hutchins is the only TC with proper help quarters). I only have one outbuilding, and there is NO WAY I am letting a bunch of sticky-fingered moolies stay in my tool shed.



- will Obamacare cover lesser races in this scenario? I've read the old journals of my great- great- great- great-Grandpa, and the extent of medical attention given to the shines back then was basically boiling water, cod liver oil, and an alcohol rub. Broken bones necessitated field amputation. Since they would basically be categorized as livestock again, can I "put them out of their misery" so to speak when things get messy?

I don't know...this seems like more trouble than it's worth.



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Default Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal... - 11-21-2013, 04:30 PM

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I have some concerns:

- where am I supposed to house these things? Back in the day, most people had proper outbuildings for the help, but that is very unusual currently (I think Mr. Hutchins is the only TC with proper help quarters). I only have one outbuilding, and there is NO WAY I am letting a bunch of sticky-fingered moolies stay in my tool shed.



- will Obamacare cover lesser races in this scenario? I've read the old journals of my great- great- great- great-Grandpa, and the extent of medical attention given to the shines back then was basically boiling water, cod liver oil, and an alcohol rub. Broken bones necessitated field amputation. Since they would basically be categorized as livestock again, can I "put them out of their misery" so to speak when things get messy?

I don't know...this seems like more trouble than it's worth.



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Very understandable, you could give them an axe and instruct cut down trees to build their own "living quarters", but those trees don't deserve to go down just because some negros are to picky to sleep in the grass or the field.
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Very understandable, you could give them an axe and instruct cut down trees to build their own "living quarters", but those trees don't deserve to go down just because some negros are to picky to sleep in the grass or the field.
Just build something like a tent, why waste good wood for them?


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Default Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal... - 11-22-2013, 04:36 AM

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Just build something like a tent, why waste good wood for them?
But even that would be wrong, you would be preventing flowers and grass from growing because the tent is blocking sunlight..
Jesus, when did negros become so picky and selfish.
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Default Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal... - 11-21-2013, 07:06 PM

Some say we still have slavery in india or Saudi Arabia but real slavery is with negroes.
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Some say we still have slavery in india or Saudi Arabia but real slavery is with negroes.
And if it's not done by the rules God has given us in the Bible KJV(1611), it's not right. After all, Biblical slavery is done for their own good, anything else is just mean.


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Default Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal... - 02-01-2014, 04:40 PM

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And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Why not just be grateful that somebody's thinking the same way you are...you attract more flies with honey than with vinegar.

I hold a "Saved until proven otherwise" policy for my fellow Christians (key word being "fellow Christians")...it's time you do the same.


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Default Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal... - 02-01-2014, 05:18 PM

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Ever seen flies on honey?


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Default Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal... - 02-02-2014, 06:48 PM

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I hold a "Saved until proven otherwise" policy
That's as logic as "Innocent until proven guilty" in a crack-house.

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