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Default Re: Pray for Sister Elizabeth Johnson, newly a widow - 09-18-2016, 04:10 PM

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I wasn't judging him, I was merely pointing out how suspicious Mrs. Johnson's husband's death seems. I recall seeing a thread a while ago where Brother Larry said he was waiting for something to happen to Mrs. Johnson's husband. He also mentioned something about the killer taking $50 in a different thread where he went into more detail about what was going on when Mr. Johnson's husband was shot. I think he paid someone to kill her husband so he could marry her.

If you re-read my post with any care, you will see that I did not accuse you of judging him. I informed you that your allegations were wildly inaccurate and advised you that your status within this forum did not allow for you to make aspersions on an accepted member of our community.


Furthermore, I directed you to offer an apology and make nice while playing with others. Instead, you offered up an actionable libelous statement by publicly stating that a True Christian gentleman arranged for someone's murder. Worse, your statement suggests that BrotherLarry is not man enough to do the deed himself.


If BrotherLarry wanted someone dead because of unrequited lust for that man's wife, he would take a direct hand in the killing, rather than wimping out and delegating the job. Next, you will accuse him of deliberately having put Sister Elizabeth's husband on the front lines of some dangerous military operation in the hopes that the enemy would end the fellow's life and leave his own hands clean in the matter.


Really. As if some truly righteous person who loved the Lord God with all his heart could do such a thing.


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Default Re: Pray for Sister Elizabeth Johnson, newly a widow - 09-18-2016, 05:05 PM

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I'm sure I can find your brother's farm. Let's set up a time when I can come to meet him and his horses. I just hope you'll be there too. You can hold my tools while I examine his animals. Just promise me that you and I can have some alone time with no one around so we can share Christian fellowship.


Sorry that you and Esther weren't meant to be. But, there is a time for every purpose under Heaven. Perhaps it just wasn't your time. (Ecclesiastes 3:1)


So Esther - how YOU doin?
God bless you, Sam. I look forward to settling our differences as men should. (Ephesians 4:32)
My apologies for the delay in responding, one of my brother's cows was giving birth and God spoke to me. He told me that I should open my mind and get the truth from you instead of making assumptions based on what I've read about what happened to Mrs. Johnson's husband. I am truly sorry for my earlier accusations. I look forward to meeting with you, but I should warn you that I will have to keep a shotgun with me to protect us and the livestock from predators and the occasional thief.
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Default Re: Pray for Sister Elizabeth Johnson, newly a widow - 09-18-2016, 05:52 PM

So you carry a shotgun, Mr Hubbard. Tell us, do you ever carry an AR-15?


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Default Re: Pray for Sister Elizabeth Johnson, newly a widow - 09-18-2016, 06:09 PM

Oh, dear, it seems like Samuel still has my password. I should change it.

Keeping on topic, I will keep Sister Elizabeth in my prayers.


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Default Re: Pray for Sister Elizabeth Johnson, newly a widow - 09-18-2016, 06:14 PM

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Oh, dear, it seems like Samuel still has my password. I should change it.

Keeping on topic, I will keep Sister Elizabeth in my prayers.
Indeed, Esther, make certain to change your passwords nearly as often as you change your hosiery.


A girl can't be too safe or too clean.


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Default Re: Pray for Sister Elizabeth Johnson, newly a widow - 09-18-2016, 06:19 PM

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So you carry a shotgun, Mr Hubbard. Tell us, do you ever carry an AR-15?
As I said when I forgot to log out of Esther's account (I'm still in the habit of occasionally checking her posts), I used to have one, but it was stolen a few months after I moved to my brother's farm. Please don't blame Esther for the confusing post, it was my fault.
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Default Re: Pray for Sister Elizabeth Johnson, newly a widow - 09-18-2016, 06:22 PM

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Indeed, Esther, make certain to change your passwords nearly as often as you change your hosiery.


A girl can't be too safe or too clean.


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Thank you for the suggestion, Sister. I considered changing my password after my engagement was broken off, but my feeble female mind quickly forgot to do so.


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Default Re: Pray for Sister Elizabeth Johnson, newly a widow - 09-18-2016, 07:00 PM

Why did I get an infraction for answering Mrs. Lytton-Vasey's post and apologizing for causing the confusion with Esther's account?
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Default Re: Pray for Sister Elizabeth Johnson, newly a widow - 09-18-2016, 07:20 PM

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Why did I get an infraction for answering Mrs. Lytton-Vasey's post and apologizing for causing the confusion with Esther's account?
I cannot answer your question, Mr, Hubbard. I would like to note, however, that anticipating one's wedding vows by the premarital sharing of passwords is severely frowned upon here at Landover Baptist.


I mean, severely,.


I peel the carrot towards you, young man, whilst I go in search of more punitive emoticons.


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I cannot answer your question, Mr, Hubbard. I would like to note, however, that anticipating one's wedding vows by the premarital sharing of passwords is severely frowned upon here at Landover Baptist.


I mean, severely,.


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Esther's father gave me her password and let her know about it a few days later. I know she wasn't happy about it, but she knew better than to argue with her father (I wish she had, though).
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Esther's father gave me her password and let her know about it a few days later. I know she wasn't happy about it, but she knew better than to argue with her father (I wish she had, though).
Why are wishing the young lady to sin? Esther was only obeying her father's orders and any decent Christian knows that children are to obey their parents. It's stated quite clearly in Ephesians 6:1. Also, don't be a stumbling block to Esther, it's bad enough we are feeble minded women that are prone to sin without the loving discipline of a paddle/belt/KJV Bible and our father/husband. The Lord despises stumbling blocks as stated in 1 Corinthians 8:9, Leviticus 19:4, and Matthew 16:23. You are bound for hell right now, so read your KJV Bible, repent, and turn back to Jesus!


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I'll say. They both are if you ask me. To take a hijack a thread like this from a True Christian™ man and horse... dentist or whatever is the epitome of selfishness. Here we are called to pray to Jesus to personally help you keep your legs together like a Jewess holding a dime between her knees, and these two can't stop bickering with everyone around. If I wanted to hear bickering, I'd listen to my kids. I'm sure Jesus stopped paying attention long ago.


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I'll say. They both are if you ask me. To take a hijack a thread like this from a True Christian™ man and horse... dentist or whatever is the epitome of selfishness. Here we are called to pray to Jesus to personally help you keep your legs together like a Jewess holding a dime between her knees, and these two can't stop bickering with everyone around. If I wanted to hear bickering, I'd listen to my kids. I'm sure Jesus stopped paying attention long ago.
Leave Esther out of this and stop giving me infractions for posting my opinions. I haven't done anything wrong.
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Esther's father gave me her password and let her know about it a few days later. I know she wasn't happy about it, but she knew better than to argue with her father (I wish she had, though).
And is Esther's father an approved member of this forum and a certified True Christian?


You are hardly out of hot water, yet, young man.


When Lot offered his two virgin daughters to be gang raped by the crowd that wanted to engage in perverse relations with Lot's angelic visitors, the Lord displayed no condemnation for Lot. If the crowd had taken him up on the offer, God would have been displeased with them, no doubt. The fact that God destroyed Sodom clearly indicates his displeasure with those folks.


My point is -- besides the fact that a gang rape of two virgin females is not nearly as serious a concern for the Lord than any of His chosen male spokesmodels being harmed in a similar way--just because Papa B offered, you didn't have to accept. And even if you felt compelled to accept the information offered to you out of deference to your future father-in-law, you did not have to use the information. In point of fact, you shouldn't have.


Now, when you become a father, you can offer up your daughter's passwords and virtue in any number of biblically approved ways. Making free use of a man's daughter's passwords and/or virtue, however, will incur certain penalties.


At this point, I wish to ask pardon for swerving somewhat off topic, since our primary concern here is Sister Elizabeth and what God, her father and the church authorities feel should be done regarding her marital state.


Since she is a widow having borne children, she is clearly not a virgin and as such is not fit to be offered as a gang-rape substitute in protection for any of her father's more esteemed visitors.


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Leave Esther out of this and stop giving me infractions for posting my opinions. I haven't done anything wrong.
Yes, you have. Not only have you continue to derail this thread, but you have also disregarded every infraction that you've been given. When the True Christian™ moderators are giving you infractions, they're trying to get you to behave. Remember what Hebrews 13:17 says about obeying the people who rule over you (in this case it's the True Christians™ ).

Brother Larry, I sincerely apologize for derailing your well-intentioned thread.


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Default Re: Pray for Sister Elizabeth Johnson, newly a widow - 09-18-2016, 08:45 PM

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Default Re: Pray for Sister Elizabeth Johnson, newly a widow - 09-18-2016, 09:32 PM

So, Samuel - I can't wait until we have our conversation and become lifelong albeit shortlived friends.


Tell me - do you like gladiator movies?
I am exploring private fishing areas for us, too. Deep river is best. And no need for that shotgun since I will be helping you ensure the safety of the animals.


Be sure to private message me the address for your brother. He won't be around, right? I'd just like our meeting to be intimate. In a brotherly way of course.


I'm still on my knees for you, Elizabeth. My best to your father.
Say Esther - how YOU doin?
Handy - lookin' submissive and humble, there, woman.


COME, LORD JESUS!
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Default Re: Pray for Sister Elizabeth Johnson, newly a widow - 09-18-2016, 10:56 PM

Personally, I am no longer fit to be a perfect, pure bride for a man, since I cannot wear white and a veil for my wedding day (obviously, I've borne five children). However, I have no say in my future, as it is up to my father, the church elders, and the Lord. All I've been told thus far, is to give up wearing black into more cheerful colors, since my husband is with Jesus now. Thus, I've obeyed, and changed my profile image too out of respect for the men. My father is not sure yet, as he is referencing all the Scriptures and praying to figure out what is best for him and the Lord. I have no say, but as a woman, I know this is best for surely, I'd sin if I had a voice.

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Default Re: Pray for Sister Elizabeth Johnson, newly a widow - 09-19-2016, 02:35 AM

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So, Samuel - I can't wait until we have our conversation and become lifelong albeit shortlived friends.


Tell me - do you like gladiator movies?
I am exploring private fishing areas for us, too. Deep river is best. And no need for that shotgun since I will be helping you ensure the safety of the animals.


Be sure to private message me the address for your brother. He won't be around, right? I'd just like our meeting to be intimate. In a brotherly way of course.


I'm still on my knees for you, Elizabeth. My best to your father.
Say Esther - how YOU doin?
Handy - lookin' submissive and humble, there, woman.


COME, LORD JESUS!
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I look forward to meeting with you and getting an answer to my questions about what happened to Mrs. Johnson's husband. I am quite a fan of gladiator movies. Why do you ask? It's been years since I've been deep water fishing, so I will probably be asking a lot of questions. I will leave my shotgun at home, but I might bring a pistol, just in case someone shows up and threatens us, which is always a possibility here on the farm. My brother will probably be around, but since bad things tend to happen when we're both away from the farm, he'll be staying in the farm when we go fishing.
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Default Re: Pray for Sister Elizabeth Johnson, newly a widow - 09-19-2016, 03:04 AM

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I look forward to meeting with you and getting an answer to my questions about what happened to Mrs. Johnson's husband. I am quite a fan of gladiator movies. Why do you ask? It's been years since I've been deep water fishing, so I will probably be asking a lot of questions. I will leave my shotgun at home, but I might bring a pistol, just in case someone shows up and threatens us, which is always a possibility here on the farm. My brother will probably be around, but since bad things tend to happen when we're both away from the farm, he'll be staying in the farm when we go fishing.
Samuel, why are you so interested in my husband's death? Isn't that the Lord's, my father's, my family's and my affairs. Your overt interest and your clear digression from the Lord is concerning, and I will be showing your posts to my father and the investigator, if my father deems so. You need to stop acting like a meddling old gossipy hen, and reading your Bible so you can be the man God called you to be. After all, God forbids gossip (James 4:11) and he blesses men who follow Psalm 1:1-3.


Finally, why are you being so rude to a True Christian male? BrotherLarry has proved himself more worthy and Christian than either you, who is a hell-bound sinner who has deviated from God or myself, a lowly woman. Anyway, your rudeness and anger is forbidden in the Bible, and disrespect me all you want, as long as you are following the Bible. And your anger is a direct violation of Psalm 37:8, and Ephesians 4:31.


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