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Pray that Heath Ledger is Sodomized by Satan -
01-24-2008, 07:48 PM
Heath Ledger, through his depiction of a homer cowpoke in "Brokeback Mountain," he has surely lured thousands upon thousands into abominable sin.
Brothers and sisters, please join me in quiet, reflective prayer that actor Heath Ledger is repeatedly anally sodomized by Satan's fiery unit every day for eternity. Although, he'll probably enjoy it.
Absolutely disgusting.
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Re: Pray that Heath Ledger is Sodomized by Satan -
01-24-2008, 08:07 PM
I will pray extra hard.
May he suffer a billion times, the sodomite!
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Re: Pray that Heath Ledger is Sodomized by Satan -
01-24-2008, 08:12 PM
I think this is a forgone conclusion, but if you think he needs extra help, it doesn't hurt to act.
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Re: Pray that Heath Ledger is Sodomized by Satan -
01-24-2008, 08:18 PM
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I think this is a forgone conclusion, but if you think he needs extra help, it doesn't hurt to act.
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It's important for God to do some of His famous tough love with Mr Ledger. An eternity of torment will show Mr Ledger the error of his ways and act as a warning to other would be fake sodomites out there.
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Re: Pray that Heath Ledger is Sodomized by Satan -
01-24-2008, 10:37 PM
Praying to God that someone will suffer? Sure, why not?!
PRAISE GOD FOR SUFFERING AND HELL!!!
God please forgive me for they know not what they're doing and I can't show it to them.
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Re: Pray that Heath Ledger is Sodomized by Satan -
01-24-2008, 10:49 PM
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Praying to God that someone will suffer? Sure, why not?!
PRAISE GOD FOR SUFFERING AND HELL!!!
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Amen to that. Why the very existance of hell is proof that God's love is boundless. Glory!!
Rom. 9:22-24: [What] if God, willing to shew [his] wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction: And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory, Even us, whom he hath called, not of the Jews only, but also of the Gentiles?
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pray that Heath Ledger is Sodomized by Satan -
01-25-2008, 03:53 AM
Unfortunately, Heath Ledger lived long enough to finish acting in the new 'Batman' movie. He played The Joker-or, in his case, The Poker.
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Re: Pray that Heath Ledger is Sodomized by Satan -
01-25-2008, 09:54 PM
I was thinking. Shouldn't we show a little merci for Mr Ledger?
Imagine what a burden it must be to be brandmarked with the name 'Heath' by your parents.
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Re: Pray that Heath Ledger is Sodomized by Satan -
01-26-2008, 12:40 AM
Pity? Why would we show pity?
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Re: Pray that Heath Ledger is Sodomized by Satan -
01-26-2008, 01:15 AM
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Amen to that. Why the very existance of hell is proof that God's love is boundless. Glory!!
Rom. 9:22-24: [What] if God, willing to shew [his] wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction: And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory, Even us, whom he hath called, not of the Jews only, but also of the Gentiles?
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AMEN
By now that homer-wannabe will be in satan's rape room re-shooting all of brokeass mountain edited-out scenes.
PRAISE THE LORD!
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Re: Pray that Heath Ledger is Sodomized by Satan -
01-26-2008, 01:27 AM
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Pity? Why would we show pity?
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Not Pity sister Cheshire. A little mercy. His sins as an so-called-actor are unspeakable without doubt.
But being named 'Heath(en)' as a little baby? I guess you have to be very strong to outlive something like that.
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Re: Pray that Heath Ledger is Sodomized by Satan -
01-26-2008, 01:41 AM
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I think this is a forgone conclusion, but if you think he needs extra help, it doesn't hurt to act.
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Amen. Many of the most successful prayers ask for things that God has already decided to do.
And don't forget to pray that he will soon be united in Hell with his pifflebuddy Jake Gyllenhaal for some truly hot gay sex in Brokeback Mountain II.
Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25
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