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Default Re: I think i just talked to a gay - 08-06-2008, 03:18 PM

Tell us Satans Booger,

Do you make it a habit to lurk on internet forums and drag up old discussions or is this a special case?

Are you a lesbian? Did you bring this topic up again because you're yearning for sweet salvation?

How many lesbian partners do you go through a week?



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Default Re: I think i just talked to a gay - 08-06-2008, 04:15 PM

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your father is a fag.
i caught him in my father's quarters just the other day.
he must have aids.
it may have been transmitted to you, too.
Why was your queer father trying to seduce Brother Eliot Mayfield?

Did he ask him over to read the Bible, and then attempt to abuse him sexually and give him the AIDS?

Why are you bragging about your father being a predatory, AIDS-spreading, Hellbound sodomite?
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Also, I'm a female. Don't call me brother, I don't have a penis. Once again, I adore your ability to make false assumptions.
Don't call me sister, or and friendly pal-pal word. Ever.
Very well, Miss Triple Booger. How about I just call you unsaved trash, my little Hellbound friendy-wendy?
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Maybe to correct you, God wants people to come to him through his love, understanding, forgiveness and grace he has for all.
That's correct, He does want people to come to Him. And He then demands that they repent for their sins, which means to genuinely ask for forgiveness AND stop sinning. That whole "I'll apologize on my deathbed" thing won't work, as He knows what is in your heart.

God also demands that we obey every single one of His laws, as presented in the Bible.

Failure to obey the laws -- that is, sinning -- indicates that you are NOT a Saved© True Christian™, and instead are a Hellbound sinner.
James 2:10
For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
Guilty of all. Did you get that? One little white lie, one covetous thought, one lustful daydream, in God's eyes, is the equivalent of sacrificing a dozen Christian children to Satan and eating their flesh after raping an entire flock of furries dressed as sheep. (Not that you can rape the willing, but you get the idea.)


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And He then demands that they repent for their sins, which means to genuinely ask for forgiveness AND stop sinning. That whole "I'll apologize on my deathbed" thing won't work, as He knows what is in your heart.
I agree.
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God also demands that we obey every single one of His laws, as presented in the Bible.
I believe only the Jews are required to obey all the laws that were handed down to Moses, the Commandments are for all.
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Failure to obey the laws -- that is, sinning -- indicates that you are NOT a Saved© True Christian™, and instead are a Hellbound sinner. James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
I shall have to disagree somewhat here, God forgives and it can take some time for new believers to understand Gods message, God is patient, we are always going to sin, no-one except Jesus was without sin.
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One little white lie, one covetous thought, one lustful daydream, in God's eyes, is the equivalent of sacrificing a dozen Christian children to Satan and eating their flesh after raping an entire flock of furries dressed as sheep. (Not that you can rape the willing, but you get the idea.)
I would not go that far, each of us have to walk the walk of truth, its a hard walk and many will fail, Gods grace is their for when we do fall, but we each of us have to get up and try again. In the end hopefully, the truth shall set you free.
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Default Re: I think i just talked to a gay - 08-06-2008, 08:43 PM

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I believe only the Jews are required to obey all the laws that were handed down to Moses
I'm wondering then how you interpret Matthew 5:17:

Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
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Default Re: I think i just talked to a gay - 08-06-2008, 08:58 PM

Better to quote the whole passage than just one sentence from the passage. If you are obeying the laws of Moses, have you been circumcised in accordance with that law?
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I shall have to disagree somewhat here, God forgives and it can take some time for new believers to understand Gods message, God is patient, we are always going to sin, no-one except Jesus was without sin. .
God is forgiving my friend! But what if I spread lies about God and His wonders, will I have forgiveness then?


Mark 3:29 -But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.


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Better to quote the whole passage than just one sentence from the passage. If you are obeying the laws of Moses, have you been circumcised in accordance with that law?
As a matter of fact, I have been circumcised in accordance with that law. But I think this is a red herring. Jesus Christ made it perfectly clear that circumcision (and SPECIFICALLY circumcision) is not a precondition to following His law; and in particular, he indicated that being circumcised does not, on its own, indicate favor with God. Else, none could come to Christ after his first eight days alive!

Galatians 6:15
For in Christ Jesus neither circumcision availeth any thing, nor uncircumcision, but a new creature.

I'd be happy to give some context to Matthew 5:17, although I think you're probably just jerking me around, because the context makes it even more difficult to misinterpret the passage. Consider

Matthew 5:18-19
For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.


And I have a great suspicion of anyone who suggests that Jesus came to replace the law of Moses. It seems likely that they're weak men who want to taste the debaucherous flesh of the octupus and to earn their "red wings."
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I agree. I believe only the Jews are required to obey all the laws that were handed down to Moses, the Commandments are for all.
The Commandments were handed down to Moses.

Where does the Bible say that only certain laws are to be obeyed? Chapter and verse, please.
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I shall have to disagree somewhat here, God forgives and it can take some time for new believers to understand Gods message, God is patient, we are always going to sin, no-one except Jesus was without sin.
Wrong, Bucko. Each and every Saved© True Christian™ is without sin:
Romans 5:8
But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.

Note the past tense. While we WERE yet sinners. Meaning we now are not sinners.
1 John 3:6
Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.

If you sin, you are no True Christian™.
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I would not go that far, each of us have to walk the walk of truth, its a hard walk and many will fail, Gods grace is their for when we do fall, but we each of us have to get up and try again. In the end hopefully, the truth shall set you free.
Guilty of all.

Please show me where the Bible says these blasphemies you utter.


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Default Re: I think i just talked to a gay - 08-12-2008, 06:42 PM

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Wrong, Bucko. Each and every Saved© True Christian™ is without sin.
ummm.... no! no human is without sin. it's impossible. not one of us is perfect, the only person who was ever perfect was Jesus Christ, and if you claim that you are without sin or you are perfect, then you speak blasphemy.


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Default Re: I think i just talked to a gay - 08-12-2008, 06:45 PM

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God is forgiving my friend! But what if I spread lies about God and His wonders, will I have forgiveness then?


Mark 3:29 -But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.
if you ask for forgivness and you truly mean it, then you shall be forgiven...


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ummm.... no! no human is without sin. it's impossible. not one of us is perfect, the only person who was ever perfect was Jesus Christ, and if you claim that you are without sin or you are perfect, then you speak blasphemy.
Are you saying, then, that the Bible is WRONG?

1 John 3:6
Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.

It doesn't say we never sinned in the past; however, once Saved©, going forward, we are without sin. Since we are Saved©, we are not capable of sinning any longer.

We have chosen to walk with Jesus. Therefore, we choose not to sin any longer.

Do you deny having control over your actions? Do you claim that you have no free will?


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Where does the Bible say that only certain laws are to be obeyed? Chapter and verse, please.
Acts: 15:24 Forasmuch as we have heard, that certain which went out from us have troubled you with words, subverting your souls, saying, [Ye must] be circumcised, and keep the law: to whom we gave no [such] commandment:
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Wrong, Bucko. Each and every Saved© True Christian™ is without sin:
Jesus died on the cross so we may be born without sin, you can still sin, even christians who know Jesus to be their saviour, will not be saved.
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If you sin, you are no True Christian™.
And who says your without sin, you?
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And who says your without sin, you?
God, through the Bible verse that Rev. Rodimer quoted not once, but twice. Are you calling the Almighty a liar, or do you just have an issue with reading comprehension?


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Acts: 15:24 Forasmuch as we have heard, that certain which went out from us have troubled you with words, subverting your souls, saying, [Ye must] be circumcised, and keep the law: to whom we gave no [such] commandment:
Paul is here saying that we do not have to be circumcised as Jews in order to be Saved©. That is a specific law. Show me where the Bible says we can ignore whatever law we choose, which is the question I asked.
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Jesus died on the cross so we may be born without sin, you can still sin, even christians who know Jesus to be their saviour, will not be saved.
Please show me where the Bible says we are now born without Original Sin.
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I have quoted the same verse twice already; need I do it again?


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Exclamation Re: I think i just talked to a gay - 08-13-2008, 11:35 PM

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Default Re: I think i just talked to a gay - 08-13-2008, 11:52 PM

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Oh, please do! Report away. I'm sure the DOF would LOVE to get another phone call from a witch pervert reporting Landover Baptist Church for following the Holy Bible.

In fact, I'll even help you. Here's the number in Iowa to call: (515) 282-8105


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: I think i just talked to a gay - 08-14-2008, 05:00 AM

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Oh I LOVE it when people threaten to 'report' us! Just who do you think you're going to report us TO!?

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Default Re: I think i just talked to a gay - 08-20-2008, 02:11 PM

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Paul is here saying that we do not have to be circumcised as Jews in order to be Saved©. That is a specific law. Show me where the Bible says we can ignore whatever law we choose, which is the question I asked.
If you read the whole of Acts 15 you`ll better understand it, one sentence does not justify it.
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Please show me where the Bible says we are now born without Original Sin.
Peter 3:18: For Christ also hath once suffered for sins, the just for the unjust, that he might bring us to God, being put to death in the flesh, but quickened by the Spirit.
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Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
Yes i know you have quoted this twice. Matthew 7:21: Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. Now how do you know that your name is in the book of life?
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Default Re: I think i just talked to a gay - 08-20-2008, 03:38 PM

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If you read the whole of Acts 15 you`ll better understand it, one sentence does not justify it.
Nowhere in Acts 15 does it say we can ignore whatever laws we like. Why not simply admit that you're making up your own blasphemous belief system, and mocking God?
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Peter 3:18: For Christ also hath once suffered for sins, the just for the unjust, that he might bring us to God, being put to death in the flesh, but quickened by the Spirit.
This does not say that we are now born without Original Sin. For as He Himself said:
John 14:6
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
That means that ONLY Christians can be Saved©. Not anyone who happens to be a nice person.
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Yes i know you have quoted this twice.
Yet still you ignore it. True Christians™ are without sin. Those who sin are NOT True Christians™, and are Hellbound.
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Matthew 7:21: Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. Now how do you know that your name is in the book of life?
Thank you for proving my point. Many false Christians, like yourself, believe that they will go to Heaven simply for believing Jesus is God. WRONG!

It is necessary to repent of all sin and keep all of His commandments as well. Jesus is merely the sacrifice, replacing slaughter of bullocks, turtles, pigeons, etc. The remainder of the Law is still in force.

I know my name is in the Book of Life because I follow all of God's Law. You, however, do not. I wonder where your name is written, God-mocker?


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Post Re: I think i just talked to a gay - 09-08-2008, 09:09 PM

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You silly fool. The only way you can get aids from him is if he he has it in the first place and you have sex with him or share needles. Secondly if he was gay what makes you think he'd remotely be interested in you? Do you think every straight woman you speak to is interested in you? I don't think so. Such ignorance.
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