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Re: I think i just talked to a gay -
09-08-2008, 09:10 PM
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Someone who knows what they are talking about
People come in contact with gay people everyday. gays are doctors,lawyers, pilots, ceo's and every other job you can think of
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Hmmm... someone else who's going to die of ignorance!
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09-08-2008, 09:34 PM
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Someone who knows what they are talking about
People come in contact with gay people everyday. gays are doctors,lawyers, pilots, ceo's and every other job you can think of
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All the more reason to weed them out and destroy them. As you've shown, the Hellbound Sodomites have infiltrated nearly every nook and cranny in our fine nation! It's as though they find any tight crevice, and work their way in, sowing seeds of perversion and depravity!
No wonder our economy is in trouble, and we are mocked by other nations.
It's time to start the fires. Grab a bundle of faggots and light 'em up!!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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09-08-2008, 09:40 PM
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Someone who knows what they are talking about
People come in contact with gay people everyday. gays are doctors,lawyers, pilots, ceo's and every other job you can think of
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President? No gay presidents.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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09-08-2008, 10:11 PM
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President? No gay presidents.
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Yes My friend we had a gay pres. James Buchanan he lived with his partner for 15 years, Alabama Sen William Rufus King.
This can be found on the net and in books.
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09-08-2008, 10:15 PM
Oh, the internet! It must be true if it's on the internet! No doubt on wiccapediphile.com!!!
Harry Potter is a book! Is that true?
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: I think i just talked to a gay -
09-08-2008, 11:58 PM
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Yes My friend we had a gay pres. James Buchanan he lived with his partner for 15 years, Alabama Sen William Rufus King.
This can be found on the net and in books.
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Do you believe everything you read in a book?
Here's a clue for you, Miss Thang . . . someone writing something down does NOT make it true!!
Now, why don't you open your Bible and read exactly what God thinks about Hellbound Sodomites like yourself, and what He commands us to do?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: I think i just talked to a gay -
09-09-2008, 05:01 AM
Lincoln got a little bit too close for comfort, in my view, to the homosexual temptation, and when you get a look at that porker Mary Todd, you wonder if Lincoln had one beard or two.
Reverand Rodimer is right, though. This just shows how pervasive they are, how tenacious they are, and how they will stop at nothing until we are all Hell-bound sodomites. The power of Christ is the best defense.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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09-09-2008, 10:28 AM
"The truth is, sodomites transmit the AIDS to normal heterosexual people like us through extended eye contact."
WHAT.
Are you joking? If you have sex with a gay man who has AIDS (NOT ALL OF THEM DO) without protection, you will get AIDS.
eye contact...stupid people...
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09-09-2008, 01:56 PM
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"The truth is, sodomites transmit the AIDS to normal heterosexual people like us through extended eye contact."
WHAT.
Are you joking? If you have sex with a gay man who has AIDS (NOT ALL OF THEM DO) without protection, you will get AIDS.
eye contact...stupid people...
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Have you ever seen a straight guy having a staring contest with a homosexual. Of course not!! Who would be so foolish? I know I am not going to risk catching the AIDs.
Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!
Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
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Re: I think i just talked to a gay -
09-09-2008, 10:52 PM
You can never be too careful, Brother Wright! I've made it a point to keep homosexuals out of my life altogether. Sometimes it's a little awkward asking the cashier at the supermarket if she has the AIDS before letting her touch my groceries. But it's better to be safe than to catch the AIDS!
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09-10-2008, 06:50 AM
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Mr. Mayfield, you don't need to worry about catching the AIDS over the phone. You've probably been exposed to ignorant, paranoid lunatics who beleive every conspiracy theory they hear. The truth is, sodomites transmit the AIDS to normal heterosexual people like us through extended eye contact.
So, if you talk to a man you don't know to be a True Christian™, I suggest wearing sunglasses with 100% UVA/UVB/HIV protection or at least averting your eyes. These homosexuals are very crafty; some, like that actor Rock Hudson, appear perfectly normal in every way, and could in fact be slipping you the AIDS through a deeply penetrating glance without your knowledge!!
This is just one of the many reasons God tells us:
2 Corinthians 6:14-16:
If you avoid the unbelievers, Mr. Mayfield, you can avoid the AIDS!
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Theres a reason AID is called a sexually transmitted disease, because its transmitted with eye contact, of course.
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09-10-2008, 11:35 AM
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People come in contact with gay people everyday. gays are doctors,lawyers, pilots, ceo's and every other job you can think of
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Pilots? I'm confused. Are you trying to tell me that the queers did 9/11 out of hatred for America and family values?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: I think i just talked to a gay -
10-14-2008, 10:10 AM
I now have proof! I was speaking with my mother on Skype. She had the flu. Now I have the flu too! This is proof you can catch stuff from the internet. If you can get the flu, you can get the AIDS!
Ban all gays ASAP!!!!!!!!
Wear rubber gloves if you suspect a gay has been to our forums and spray your keyboard with bleach!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: I think i just talked to a gay -
10-14-2008, 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
I now have proof! I was speaking with my mother on Skype. She had the flu. Now I have the flu too! This is proof you can catch stuff from the internet. If you can get the flu, you can get the AIDS!
Ban all gays ASAP!!!!!!!!
Wear rubber gloves if you suspect a gay has been to our forums and spray your keyboard with bleach!
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Thank goodness for Quarantine--a few bad apples can't spoil the bunch here anymore! This is why I've been recommending a good industrial-grade HazMat suit for everyday wear--you never know when a gay has been breathing the same air that you're breathing!
Now we can do our errands, minister to the homos AND stay AIDS-Free. Glory!
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Re: I think i just talked to a gay -
10-15-2008, 12:09 AM
nay nay Louisiana, you can contract a multitude of diseases over the telephone. consider any of a vast array of contact bacteria you may come into contact with when in physical use of any public phone. also, consider that you may be talked into something as abbhorrent as suicide. and as you may or may not be aware, suicidal tendencies is classified as a disease. i say, when in doubt as to the potential of talking to a gay, or otherwise infected "person" on the phone, tell them to hold on for a minute, and ask God what to do via a quick but meaningful prayer. let Him show you the one and only way.
DO NOT ask questions! Just tithe. A LOT!
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Re: I think i just talked to a gay -
12-04-2009, 03:18 PM
Back on topic. Do we have a Landover True Christian™ approved keyboard disinfection plan? Because I've just about scrubbed all the letters off of mine with the influx of Homosexuals lately. I can't afford to buy a new keyboard every time they post here!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: I think i just talked to a gay -
12-05-2009, 11:09 PM
I recently read an article which postulated, rightfully so I might add, that we conceive God according to our own beliefs and prejudices and act as though that were something quite outside of us.
Your beliefs are disturbing and frightening and I am very concerned that you are walking about without supervision.
I've always felt that to suggest that someone is off of his medication to be demeaning and rude.
That notwithstanding, please seek professional help. You are a danger to yourself and others and I mean that sincerely,
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12-05-2009, 11:44 PM
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I recently read an article which postulated, rightfully so I might add, that we conceive God according to our own beliefs and prejudices and act as though that were something quite outside of us.
Your beliefs are disturbing and frightening and I am very concerned that you are walking about without supervision.
I've always felt that to suggest that someone is off of his medication to be demeaning and rude.
That notwithstanding, please seek professional help. You are a danger to yourself and others and I mean that sincerely,
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Another keyboard to be disinfected!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: I think i just talked to a gay -
12-05-2009, 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by JUAN GARCIA
I recently read an article which postulated, rightfully so I might add, that we conceive God according to our own beliefs and prejudices and act as though that were something quite outside of us.
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Well bully for you. It turns my True Christian™ stomach to think about the revolting things that you must read. The fact that you want to share such degeneracy on God's favorite forum is an outrage that I Pray will never be repeated.
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Your beliefs are disturbing and frightening...
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Of course they are! That's the whole point you insufferable sodomite! Unrepentant filth such as yourself should be very, very frightened of what God has in store for you. You are going to spend an eternity in a lake of fire, where the worm dieth not, where unspeakable suffering, torture and misery await in a relentless torrent of pain. If I were you I would be terrified! Taunt:
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Originally Posted by JUAN GARCIA
I've always felt that to suggest that someone is off of his medication to be demeaning and rude.
That notwithstanding, please seek professional help. You are a danger to yourself and others and I mean that sincerely,
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This last part is something that you should look at yourself in a mirror and shout out loud. Contact me (or any other True Christian™ pastor immediately for the "professional help" that you need. Jesus is the cure for what ails you, queerboy.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I think i just talked to a gay -
04-22-2010, 04:58 PM
I just found out a guy down a the meat packing plant is gay. I don't know which one. Pastors, is it understandable
to become a vegetarian in this case. I don't want a homer handling my meat. I'm certain you can get AIDS that way.
I'll get some rabbits for now. It'll be good for the bootcamp for the kids to raise and eat rabbits. I guess we'll get some chickens too, a couple of pigs. Better to handle your meat and play it safe I suppose.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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