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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-20-2010, 04:24 PM

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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-23-2010, 09:30 AM

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my Stepfather moved with me to Dubai and works here for an important man. To make friends with the arabs my stepfarher converted to islam.

But I insisted to remain christian. His boss likes this because he is in need of a new eunuch for his harem and as moslems are not allowed to castrate other moslems he wants a christian boy. My father offered me for this position, because he will get a lot of money for it.

My problem is that I belive it is a sin to disobey my father (even if he is my stepfather) and refuse to have myself castrated.

I can`t become a muslim either to save my balls.

Is castration my only option?

I was told that it will be done by a doctor and I will feel no pain when my testicles are removed. But I want to keep my manhood. Is this selfish?
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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-23-2010, 02:09 PM

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If getting raped at a young age means I am going to hell because I didn't marry and have kids with the sick piffle, then so be it.

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-23-2010, 02:27 PM

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Hi,

my Stepfather moved with me to Dubai and works here for an important man. To make friends with the arabs my stepfarher converted to islam.

But I insisted to remain christian. His boss likes this because he is in need of a new eunuch for his harem and as moslems are not allowed to castrate other moslems he wants a christian boy. My father offered me for this position, because he will get a lot of money for it.

My problem is that I belive it is a sin to disobey my father (even if he is my stepfather) and refuse to have myself castrated.

I can`t become a muslim either to save my balls.

Is castration my only option?

I was told that it will be done by a doctor and I will feel no pain when my testicles are removed. But I want to keep my manhood. Is this selfish?
I don't think you should get castrated just to satisfy some mudslime's filthy perversion. Jesus wants you to make more soldiers for Him so I don't think He'll regard that as a selfish behavior disobeying some mudslime perverts. Instead, you should try to convert them to Christianity in order to save them from eternal damnation.

If they won't accept Jesus, I suggest that you contact the DoF. Mudslimes often like to make bombs in their basements so getting them thrown behind bars would not be much of a problem.

Since you're new here, why don't you tell us something about yourself in The Introduction Forum; how you came to find Jesus and stuff like that. If you came here to get Saved©, you're in the right place.

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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 05-06-2010, 06:24 PM

I Mastrubate every day. It is good for your prostate. Innocent
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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 05-06-2010, 06:26 PM

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You also blaspheme the Holy Spirit, which is the one unforgivable sin.

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Talking Re: Castrating my son? - 05-06-2010, 06:55 PM

lol im looking forward to hell or should i say.... brb hell.
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brb hell.
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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 05-07-2010, 05:39 PM

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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 05-07-2010, 05:48 PM

I was just reading this thread.

I'm so very blessed that this is not a problem in my home.

Thank you, Jesus!

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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 05-09-2010, 02:17 AM

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Please see my thread HERE on steps in avoiding masturbation.
Pastor Ezekiel;

Once more I must rebuke you for offering me occasion to sin. I clicked on this thread to learn about Christian Parenting information to share with my beleagered friends, then I saw your post with the link embedded above. Clicking on the link led me to the Men's Only Forum from where I have been specifically forbidden, and upon which earlier visitation was visited with two infractions.

Stop leading me astray! You should have included a little hazardous content sign or something warning women not to click your link.

As to the issue of castration of one's own son; if Abraham was willing to kill his own son to be obedient to God, mere maiming of a child should be a simple act in comparison. Also, I attended a famous women's college where we wore t-shirts declaring our historical experience in the skill of castration. I can perhaps locate an email address for one of the more experienced graduates.

During my matriculation there, I never attended any castrations myself. This is because I resisted being drafted into the lesbian hordes and never wore the t-shirt that read " Women Coming Together" Just wearing the "Castrating Bitches" t-shirt was not enough.

I do have a few scalpels around that I would be happy to loan out.

A question if I may? Cutting off one's hands and such to prevent masturbation is well and good . . . What am I saying? It's not merely "well and good" it's Pastor recommended! Actually it's unchanging Bible law, but I am straying from my point. What if there are no hands involved whatsoever? I just need to know for a friend.

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A question if I may? Cutting off one's hands and such to prevent masturbation is well and good . . . What am I saying? It's not merely "well and good" it's Pastor recommended! Actually it's unchanging Bible law, but I am straying from my point. What if there are no hands involved whatsoever? I just need to know for a friend.
What you use matters not. Why would you want to sin against the Lord in any way, shape, or form?

Philippians 4:8: Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things.

God asks use to focus on the Him through purity, get the filth out of your mind.

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p.s. Yes, I know direct KJV quotes required. Can I help it if my KJV is at the rebinder's because the cover was bloodied after I used it to break a Jehovah's Witness's jaw? The guy just would NOT get off my porch! My spare, mini KJV has a hole in it from where it miraculously stopped a piece of scrapnel from a terrorist bomb.

Unless you have some sort of proof of this, I would suggest repenting for being a liar. The more I read from your academically learned mind, the more I thank God that my parents saw fit to home school me.

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I would suggest repenting for being a liar. The more I read from your academically learned mind, the more I thank God that my parents saw fit to home school me.

Job 24:25: And if it be not so now, who will make me a liar, and make my speech nothing worth?
Oh, I'm repenting all right. I repent every penny spent on my academically learned mind because my speech, far from being worth nothing, is costing me more through interest every day.

You are so lucky to have been home schooled. My accredited education in such subjects as "science" and "math" caused me many lost years of closeness to God. Math especially led me astray. Now I know why women are not good at it. He knew that as weaker vessels we would be easier to tempt and so confounded our minds when attempting to master the subject.

Oh, and about the Jehovah's Witnesses? Let's just say that I tried a large snake and that didn't work.

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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 05-17-2010, 01:40 AM

This is exactly why I put chastity devices on all of my children from the age of 9 until I get them properly wed to a good bible reading spouse who follows true to God's Good Word in all things.
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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 05-20-2010, 06:28 AM

Do not castrate your son. That is child abuse, plain and simple. Masturbation isn't a sin. He's just experimenting with his own body and finding his way in the world. He'll eventually grow out of it once he gets a girlfriend and marries.
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Do not castrate your son. That is child abuse, plain and simple.
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Experimenting on something that God created isn't a wise thing now is it? Your body belongs to God! Why experiment on something that isn't yours?

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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 05-20-2010, 02:12 PM

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Do not castrate your son. That is child abuse, plain and simple. Masturbation isn't a sin. He's just experimenting with his own body and finding his way in the world. He'll eventually grow out of it once he gets a girlfriend and marries.
What kind of crazy advice is that? Do you tell heroin addicts that they'll just "grow out of it" too? Child abusers? Theives? I can't imagine what church you go to.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 05-20-2010, 04:31 PM

Maybe "chemical castration" would be a good option? You know, so he can't do those things until he has some time to think about how he's offending God . . . but would eventually be able to raise up soldiers for Christ when he grows up!


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Unhappy Re: Castrating my son? - 05-20-2010, 05:33 PM

Is this some sort of cult, because you people don't even speak like Christians... have you ever even read the bible? Jesus taught LOVE, Not hate! I hear talks of beating kids, Negros, and all sorts of slander.. I feel embarrassed to even say I worship the same god as you.. This is horrible, I feel like I have stepped in to the next gen of Jim Jones Church..... WEIRD PEOPLE... I BET YOU ALL ARE INBRED or something, too stuck in your racist deceptive ways to understand a word I said I bet, I even saw the word "Ass" in one comment above....! Wow, glad I don't attend your church... your pastor is Obviously misleading you all and leading you straight to hell with all this hate1 I have read so many posts on your site, and it is so sad to see fellow Christians talking the way you all talk. I will pray for you.
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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 05-20-2010, 05:37 PM

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What kind of crazy advice is that? Do you tell heroin addicts that they'll just "grow out of it" too? Child abusers? Theives? I can't imagine what church you go to.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
you sound like a fanatic person, you realy need help... I think I am going to report this site to google about the things I am reading on this site.... IT IS WORSE THAN CHILD ABUSE.... AND I AM SORRY but if I hear the word NEGRO, or hear a nother Christian CURSE on this site I will report this church web site to the news... I can't believe all that i am reading on this site! This is rediculous... what are you people some sort of CULT???????????????????????????????????
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