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Default Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating! - 04-10-2010, 12:35 PM

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I'm a teenager what they written in the bible I don't understand! It is to hard to understand what they are written in. They use to hard words that teenager never will know
If you do not understand a word of the Holy Bible, why do you object when grown-ups explain its meaning to you?

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And if you do something good for you and mastrubating and don't hurt you! Why will god don't like this?
Your body is a Temple in the Holy Ghost. Apparently God objects to the use of His Temple as a device to please yourself with. Why that is? I don't know. No one does. It's just a thing of Him. Don't ask questions, just obey.

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In the bible writen don't hurt you and something like this and when I mastrubating I'm not hurt me only do something good for me.
Could you please point out which nouns belong with which verbs, and point out the order in which they should be written? Or just reiterate your point in clear words (a point which I'm sure is blasphemous, but hey, let's give you the benefit of the doubt for now)? Thanks.


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Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
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Default Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating! - 04-10-2010, 12:40 PM

Yeah ehm I'm not from USA so my english is bad

I mean:

The bible write do nothing bad on you. No pearcings etc...

But if I mastrubate I'm do something good for me and I like this. I don't understand why it is not allowed if I do something good for me?

I mean if I mastrubating aggresive and hard that something is wound okay than I understand, but when I mastrubating for fun and my body likes this why god don't like this? I'm doing nothing bad in this point for my body ^^
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Default Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating! - 04-10-2010, 12:42 PM

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But if I mastrubate I'm do something good for me and I like this. I don't understand why it is not allowed if I do something good for me? I mean if I mastrubating aggresive and hard that something is wound okay than I understand, but when I mastrubating for fun and my body likes this why god don't like this? I'm doing nothing bad in this point for my body ^^
You are spilling seed which could also be used to make babies. So effectively you are murdering those babies.

God does not like that: Genesis 38:9-10 "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also."


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Default Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating! - 04-10-2010, 12:47 PM

Everyday I get millions of new seed oO

And when you're not mastrubating it cames out when you're sleeping automatic if you're not mastrubating long so it is better to mastrubating and have this good feeling as sleep and that this seeds comes out, because the balls are to full..

In biologie they told us that mastrubating is good for us and help us to built down stress
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Default Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating! - 04-10-2010, 12:53 PM

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Yeah ehm I'm not from USA so my english is bad

I mean:

The bible write do nothing bad on you. No pearcings etc...

But if I mastrubate I'm do something good for me and I like this. I don't understand why it is not allowed if I do something good for me?

I mean if I mastrubating aggresive and hard that something is wound okay than I understand, but when I mastrubating for fun and my body likes this why god don't like this? I'm doing nothing bad in this point for my body ^^
Well, people think of fornication when they masturbate. They use their body to increase the pleasurable feeling they have when they think those filthy thoughts. And thinking of fornication is the same thing as fornication itself:

Matthew 5:28:

But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

Therefore masturbation is a sin, as it uses the body for fornication, which the Bible condemns:

1 Corinthians 6:18-19:

Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body. What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?

The combination of Matthew 5:28 and 1 Corinthians 6:18-19 results in masturbation being a sin. Do you understand this?


Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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Default Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating! - 04-10-2010, 01:52 PM

You're not allowed put this thing on the penis of your son!

It is forbidden to put something like this on the penis of a young men if he don't will it.

This is harassment !!! Stop this !!!
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You're not allowed put this thing on the penis of your son! It is forbidden to put something like this on the penis of a young men if he don't will it. This is harassment !!! Stop this !!!
So you prefer children to go to hell?


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This is harassment !!! Stop this !!!
Satan makes you say this. Don't you realize that no harassment we can think of can be compared with what Jesus will do to him when he goes to Hell? Why are you incapable of Love?


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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
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Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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Default Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating! - 04-10-2010, 02:00 PM

Oh men! You don't will go to hell if you're mastrubating !!! What a concept is that men?

Mastrubating is normal for teenagers and my dog mastrubate too with his teddy! And when my dog mastrubate for fun it is normal, because he can't think and it is from the nature to mastrubate!
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my dog mastrubate too with his teddy! And when my dog mastrubate for fun it is normal, because he can't think and it is from the nature to mastrubate!
So you think everything your dog does, is good for people as well? Don't your neighbors get angry if you shit in their lawn every day?

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Oh men! You don't will go to hell if you're mastrubating !!! What a concept is that men?
God does not like it: God does not want you to masturbate: Genesis 38:9-10 "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also." Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." 1 Corinthians 6:18-19 "Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body. What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?"


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Default Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating! - 04-11-2010, 12:09 AM

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I'm a teenager what they written in the bible I don't understand! It is to hard to understand what they are written in. They use to hard words that teenager never will know

And if you do something good for you and mastrubating and don't hurt you! Why will god don't like this?

In the bible writen don't hurt you and something like this and when I mastrubating I'm not hurt me only do something good for me.
Boy, I've been reading the Bible since I was six! Don't blame your ignorance on "the words are too hard".


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Default Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating! - 01-09-2011, 12:10 PM

I am not so sure why masturbation is that bad, but I got my backside whipped for it several times.

I asked my Father for the reason why I shouldn't masturbate, but he said he could not explain it in a way I could understand.

Maybe someone here could enlighten me?
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@Virgin93 Jesus doesn't like it!


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Default Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating! - 01-09-2011, 12:17 PM

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@Virgin93 Jesus doesn't like it!
Thank you, I will follow His word.

But I still don't know the reason why Jesus doesn't like it.
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Ga:5:16: This I say then, Walk in the Spirit, and ye shall not fulfil the lust of the flesh.
Ga:5:17: For the flesh lusteth against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh: and these are contrary the one to the other: so that ye cannot do the things that ye would.
Ga:5:18: But if ye be led of the Spirit, ye are not under the law.
Ga:5:19: Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,
Ga:5:20: Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,
Ga:5:21: Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.
Ga:5:22: But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith,
Ga:5:23: Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law.




Ec:7:16: Be not righteous over much; neither make thyself over wise: why shouldest thou destroy thyself?

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Default Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating! - 01-09-2011, 06:08 PM

has anyone considered that anyone wearing this device will appear to be walking around with a constant erection?and this device may cause damage if user is kicked or kneed
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has anyone considered that anyone wearing this device will appear to be walking around with a constant erection?and this device may cause damage if user is kicked or kneed
Better than spending eternity in hell being anally raped by every demon in satan's realm, wouldn't you say?

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And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.


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Better than spending eternity in hell being anally raped by every demon in satan's realm, wouldn't you say?
but if infertility is caused by such a device wouldn't that amount of seed spilled instantly damn both the wearer and the one who forced the use of said item?
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but if infertility is caused by such a device wouldn't that amount of seed spilled instantly damn both the wearer and the one who forced the use of said item?
Unless and until you accept Jesus as your Personal Savior, you have zero hope of comprehending such matters.


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Default Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating! - 01-10-2011, 06:25 AM

Fellow Christians:

My name is Jim Dinkelheimer and I've recently joined your forums here at Landlover Baptist. Shortly after completing my registration I stumbled upon this thread and the only thing on my mind is- How could any parent be serious about making their child wear this perverted mockery of what was once used to protect the innocence our Lord's children? When will the light of His Glory shine down upon the souls of those who would advertise for such a company on a forum dedicated to honoring His holy name? I pray for the souls who would attempt to trick the lesser minded believers of our Lord, and I also pray for the soul of the one advertising for this company of satan. I pray the the Light of our Lord shall extinguish the the burning fires of sin that live inside of the forsaken and bring them to know the one True God who loves us and is in Heaven.
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