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Default Looking for a better wife - 01-07-2008, 05:36 PM

Until very recently, I thought I was married to a pure Christian woman. Although after coming home from coaching my team, I walk into my home to find my filthy (NOW EX-) wife fornicating with a nigra boy. But I have not come here to have anyone feel sorry for me. My bible teaches me better than that.

Psalms 3:3 But thou, O LORD, art a shield for me; my glory, and the lifter up of mine head.

With my heart in the Lord's hands, I'm looking for a young virgin as a candidate for my future wife. I'm 34 and coach the Memorial Parkway Junior High Eagles Football B team. I'm open to dating any night besides Friday (game night) and Sunday. (of course) If you are in the Katy area, I'd love to meet you for drinks or bible study.


On the other hand, I'd like to add that I have nothing but high hopes that the Lord will be laughing with me in Heaven someday as my rotten nigra-loving ex-wife burns in the depths of hell (if women even have souls, that is). May she be ravaged there with 10 fold the aggression of what I witnessed in my home.


Thank you all for the support, and I look forward to meeting a beautiful virgin soon.

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Default Re: Looking for a better wife - 01-08-2008, 02:07 AM

Dude. You're looking for love via internet. Can you blame her?
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Default Re: Looking for a better wife - 01-08-2008, 09:24 AM

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Dude. You're looking for love via internet. Can you blame her?
And you're probably looking for love via the local witch circle, AKA the video game arcade. Why don't you try reading your bible before trying to judge a holier man than thou. The internet is a fine play to find a good young virgin woman. So unless you can point me in the direction of one, I suggest you beg the Lord for forgiveness for this filthy attack on my Godly lifestyle.

This is a difficult time for me, after having seen my disgusting ex-wife do what she did... I don't know if I can ever look at another woman as anything but a foul temptress. For 17 years I believed that this woman was pure, only to learn that she's actually PURE FILTH.

Praise Jesus for helping me through all of this, and may he help me find a better wife soon.


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Dude. You're looking for love via internet. Can you blame her?
Looking for a Christien woman on a Christian site. What's wrong with that?


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Praise Jesus for helping me through all of this, and may he help me find a better wife soon.
I will pray for you Brother Bob. I'll pray that you forget that harlot ex-wife of yours, and that you soon may find a nice pie-baking 13 year old.

I have lost my wife two months ago in a bizarre gardening accident, so I know how it feels to not have a True Christian Cooter™ at hand, and having to buy industrial made love-lacking pies.

Take no notice of the wiitards around here, they just come here to mock us and promote sodomite lifestyles.


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Default Re: Looking for a better wife - 01-08-2008, 05:13 PM

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Until very recently, I thought I was married to a pure Christian woman. Although after coming home from coaching my team, I walk into my home to find my filthy (NOW EX-) wife fornicating with a nigra boy. But I have not come here to have anyone feel sorry for me. My bible teaches me better than that.

Psalms 3:3 But thou, O LORD, art a shield for me; my glory, and the lifter up of mine head.

With my heart in the Lord's hands, I'm looking for a young virgin as a candidate for my future wife. I'm 34 and coach the Memorial Parkway Junior High Eagles Football B team. I'm open to dating any night besides Friday (game night) and Sunday. (of course) If you are in the Katy area, I'd love to meet you for drinks or bible study.


On the other hand, I'd like to add that I have nothing but high hopes that the Lord will be laughing with me in Heaven someday as my rotten nigra-loving ex-wife burns in the depths of hell (if women even have souls, that is). May she be ravaged there with 10 fold the aggression of what I witnessed in my home.


Thank you all for the support, and I look forward to meeting a beautiful virgin soon.

- Brother Bob Cross

Did you ever consider to become a Muslim? One of the benefits is you can marry up to 4 wife's (one for cooking, one for cleaning, one for serving and one backup if one of the others is give birth to a boy). If you chose them carefully the father in law pay everything and plus. Hint, first take a look to her face before signing up otherwise you there is a big possibility your sharing the razor.


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Default Re: Looking for a better wife - 01-08-2008, 05:38 PM

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Until very recently, I thought I was married to a pure Christian woman. Although after coming home from coaching my team, I walk into my home to find my filthy (NOW EX-) wife fornicating with a nigra boy. But I have not come here to have anyone feel sorry for me. My bible teaches me better than that.

Psalms 3:3 But thou, O LORD, art a shield for me; my glory, and the lifter up of mine head.

With my heart in the Lord's hands, I'm looking for a young virgin as a candidate for my future wife. I'm 34 and coach the Memorial Parkway Junior High Eagles Football B team. I'm open to dating any night besides Friday (game night) and Sunday. (of course) If you are in the Katy area, I'd love to meet you for drinks or bible study.


On the other hand, I'd like to add that I have nothing but high hopes that the Lord will be laughing with me in Heaven someday as my rotten nigra-loving ex-wife burns in the depths of hell (if women even have souls, that is). May she be ravaged there with 10 fold the aggression of what I witnessed in my home.


Thank you all for the support, and I look forward to meeting a beautiful virgin soon.

- Brother Bob Cross

I check with Brother Mike Barber, Brother Bob. Mike’s daughter April certainly seems ready for the altar (more than ready, if you get my meaning). We had to place Mary in protective custody after a patrol found Mary (cough) having some “issues” with her bicycle seat out in the bushes at David Stephenson memorial park. Mary is right now undergoing counseling with Pastor Zeke but needless to say the Barbers will be eager to find Mary a good husband before she starts looking at the gardeners.



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Did you ever consider to become a Muslim? One of the benefits is you can marry up to 4 wife's (one for cooking, one for cleaning, one for serving and one backup if one of the others is give birth to a boy).
And one of the downsides is that you go to Hell for worshipping the moon instead of Christ. You will not use God's forums to recruit for your terrorist cult, Jewboy!


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And one of the downsides is that you go to Hell for worshipping the moon instead of Christ. You will not use God's forums to recruit for your terrorist cult, Jewboy!
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Default Re: Looking for a better wife - 01-08-2008, 06:05 PM

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Joos recruiting Mooslim terrorists. These are end-times indeed.


There is nothing wrong with the end-time, good boys go to heaven, badboy's to hell.

Actually, i thing we will never met


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Default Re: Looking for a better wife - 01-08-2008, 06:14 PM

Hello Brother Cross.

I couldn't help but notice your ad here in True Christian™ Singles and feel your heartfelt plea.

I'd like to offer a suggestion, as I AM Landover's #1 Match maker.

Brother, have you considered Lamb or Lynx Gaede of Purssian Blue? (I have attached a pic of them below and a link to their songs).

I think one of them would make a perfect wife for you and I would be glad to contact their parents to set up a meeting with you.

Also, there is a wonderful site called "Marry Our Daughter". It's a site where parents will sell their wayward err precious teenage girls to interested buyers.

Here is that website:

http://www.marryourdaughter.com/

Good luck on your search! Please let us know how your search for love is coming along!
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Default Re: Looking for a better wife - 01-08-2008, 06:58 PM

Oh Praise Him! Thank you all for your support.

And it's just a damn shame that joos weasel their money grubbing hands into this community. Maybe we should add some sort of warning on the main page that clicking any link will cost them 10 cents. I'm sure that'd keep them out.

That aside, I'm very interested in little Lamb Gaede. She looks like she's just dying to start making babies already. Please send me their parents' contact info so I can get the paperwork sorted out asap.

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His incredible lack of self esteem makes me happy. He should just marry his sister like all good Baptsist Rednecks do.
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His incredible lack of self esteem makes me happy. He should just marry his sister like all good Baptsist Rednecks do.
What a racist thing to say! Why is it that you feminazis are all so hateful and bigoted?


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Default Re: Looking for a better wife - 01-09-2008, 01:26 AM

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Until very recently, I thought I was married to a pure Christian woman. Although after coming home from coaching my team, I walk into my home to find my filthy (NOW EX-) wife fornicating with a nigra boy. But I have not come here to have anyone feel sorry for me. My bible teaches me better than that.

Psalms 3:3 But thou, O LORD, art a shield for me; my glory, and the lifter up of mine head.

With my heart in the Lord's hands, I'm looking for a young virgin as a candidate for my future wife. I'm 34 and coach the Memorial Parkway Junior High Eagles Football B team. I'm open to dating any night besides Friday (game night) and Sunday. (of course) If you are in the Katy area, I'd love to meet you for drinks or bible study.


On the other hand, I'd like to add that I have nothing but high hopes that the Lord will be laughing with me in Heaven someday as my rotten nigra-loving ex-wife burns in the depths of hell (if women even have souls, that is). May she be ravaged there with 10 fold the aggression of what I witnessed in my home.


Thank you all for the support, and I look forward to meeting a beautiful virgin soon.

- Brother Bob Cross

Sorry...You can't remarry until your wife dies.

Allow me to explain what Jesus has to say:

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"Anyone who divorces his wife and marries another commits adultery"
If your church really follows the Bible like they say they do, they'll excommunicate you!


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Default Re: Looking for a better wife - 01-09-2008, 02:04 AM

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Sorry...You can't remarry until your wife dies.

Allow me to explain what Jesus has to say:


If your church really follows the Bible like they say they do, they'll excommunicate you!
Ba Zing! Looks like you're going to have to live life to the fullest. By yourself. Once again, this is literal stuff from the Bible. Don't hate on us.
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Default Re: Looking for a better wife - 01-09-2008, 02:11 AM

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Sorry...You can't remarry until your wife dies.

Allow me to explain what Jesus has to say:





If your church really follows the Bible like they say they do, they'll excommunicate you!
Oh brother, so I'm going to have to stay married to a gorilla-fornicating heathen?!?!?! I suppose I'll just have to pray that the lord strike her down as soon as possible. Maybe that buck will come back and mug/kill her next time, rather than simply ravage her.


"Moreover the word of the LORD came unto me... " Ezekiel 36:16
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Default Re: Looking for a better wife - 01-09-2008, 02:39 AM

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Oh brother, so I'm going to have to stay married to a gorilla-fornicating heathen?!?!?! I suppose I'll just have to pray that the lord strike her down as soon as possible. Maybe that buck will come back and mug/kill her next time, rather than simply ravage her.
Actually, if you're so hurt, you can get a civil divorce, so you'll no longer be living together, but still be married.

It's just that you can't marry again until she dies, and she can't marry again until you die.


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Default Re: Looking for a better wife - 01-09-2008, 09:06 AM

I apologize for speaking so swiftly before, but as always, I have relied whole-heartedly on my Bible and found what I was looking for. I failed to notice that you were a member of a cult, and clearly cannot interpret the one true Bible.

Deuteronomy 24:1 When a man hath taken a wife, and married her, and it come to pass that she find no favour in his eyes, because he hath found some uncleanness in her: then let him write her a bill of divorcement, and give it in her hand, and send her out of his house.
24:2 And when she is departed out of his house, she may go and be another man's wife.

So unless you consider negro-sodomizing a clean act, (and may God have mercy on your soul if you do) then you should clearly see that a divorce is justified in this case. I suggest you take a visit to a real church someday, and stop insulting the Lord with your nonsense.



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Ba Zing! Looks like you're going to have to live life to the fullest. By yourself. Once again, this is literal stuff from the Bible. Don't hate on us.

Although you assumed I'd have to go on by myself, I'm going to assume that you will go on with Satan in the depths of Hell. I don't know which witch's circle you come from, but I suggest you stop trying to meddle in the business of Godly men.


Now if everyone doesn't mind, I'd like to get on with the search for a young virgin wife.


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Default Re: Looking for a better wife - 01-09-2008, 11:15 AM

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I apologize for speaking so swiftly before, but as always, I have relied whole-heartedly on my Bible and found what I was looking for. I failed to notice that you were a member of a cult, and clearly cannot interpret the one true Bible.

Deuteronomy 24:1 When a man hath taken a wife, and married her, and it come to pass that she find no favour in his eyes, because he hath found some uncleanness in her: then let him write her a bill of divorcement, and give it in her hand, and send her out of his house.
24:2 And when she is departed out of his house, she may go and be another man's wife.

So unless you consider negro-sodomizing a clean act, (and may God have mercy on your soul if you do) then you should clearly see that a divorce is justified in this case. I suggest you take a visit to a real church someday, and stop insulting the Lord with your nonsense.





Although you assumed I'd have to go on by myself, I'm going to assume that you will go on with Satan in the depths of Hell. I don't know which witch's circle you come from, but I suggest you stop trying to meddle in the business of Godly men.


Now if everyone doesn't mind, I'd like to get on with the search for a young virgin wife.
That was one thing that Jesus basically DID abolish:

(read Matthew 19)


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