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Default Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide - 11-14-2010, 11:26 PM

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Once again, straight men and women can also have AIDS.
And also once again, you cannot get AIDS from touching someone with AIDS or from anything that they have touched.

End of.

I disagree, Sir, and that is why if I suspect a gay homosexual is getting near me, I will hit him with a tennis racquet, because THAT cannot get the aids.

Plus, you have not backed up a single ONE of your statements with any Scripture.


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Default Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide - 11-14-2010, 11:28 PM

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Not possible. AIDS comes from Homers. No, it doesn't. Straight,normal people are not Homers, Ergo, they cannot get the AIDS. Those that got the AIDS and claim they are straight are liars and the AIDS is on of the ways God is punishing them.




My brother in-law got it that way. No, he didn't. He was a youth Pastor and his Church had a Homer who wanted to attend. My brother in-law got it from shaking the Homers hand. That is impossible. It cannot happen.
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Default Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide - 11-14-2010, 11:36 PM

AIDS is a homo disease and the only reason real people get it is because they were INFECTED BY A QUEER.

Blood transfusion.(strict Bible based anti-gay blood donation laws would fix this). Gays donating blood should be a crime.

Rape. Gays rape regular people all the time. They are soulless and sexually driven and when out of their habitat a gay will simply choose a stranger at random to violate. This goes unreported naturally because gay sex is so obscene and disgusting that normal folks would never admit it ever happened.

Murder. Some folks are PURPOSLY infected by gay serial killers. I would estimate their are at least 15,000 of these queer assassins operating in the US alone. They pass themselves off as typical people and seduce their victims.

None of these factors are taken into consideration usually and that makes the numbers WRONG when they say normal people can get AIDS innocently. Casual contact should be avoided.


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Default Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide - 11-14-2010, 11:39 PM

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I'm not gay, and I am also a girl.
And how can you say that protected sex is mass murder, you are not killing anything. Also by that logic, only if you were to have sex so much that every single sperm in your body resulted in a baby would you not be murdering.

And that is obviously impossible.

IT IS THE DESTINY of every single piffleing sperm to die in a woman and not in a baloon. Do you wanna die in a baloon??

P.S: Salomon swimming thousands of meters until they make sex. Why dont you try to hold them off and put a giant condom in their way so that they all swim in it and die..?? Thats the same and it is murder!
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Default Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide - 11-14-2010, 11:43 PM

Oh, for piffle sake! Will none of you listen?! I would post some proof but you would just ignore it, same as everything else I have said!

This pansexual girl, fed up of your lies, is out of here.

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Default Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide - 11-14-2010, 11:47 PM

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Oh, for piffle sake! Will none of you listen?! I would post some proof but you would just ignore it, same as everything else I have said!

This pansexual girl, fed up of your lies, is out of here.

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What a surprise! Turns out you are lesbanian yourself. Imagine that!


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Default Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide - 11-14-2010, 11:49 PM

Nope. Not a lesbian. I like men.


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Default Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide - 11-15-2010, 12:13 AM

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Nope. Not a lesbian. I like men.


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Are you married? If not you must be a whore.
If you could not make assumptions that would be nice.
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Nope. Not a lesbian. I like men.


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But you like women and filthy degenerate rug munching as well. This makes you a doomed homosexual and an abomination in the eyes of the Lord.

But you are here for Christian witnessing and perhaps there is hope that you will abandon your wicked sin and turn to Jesus Christ for love rather than the loins of another woman.

I will pray for you.


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Default Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide - 11-15-2010, 12:22 AM

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But you like women and filthy degenerate rug munching as well. This makes you a doomed homosexual and an abomination in the eyes of the Lord.

But you are here for Christian witnessing and perhaps there is hope that you will abandon your wicked sin and turn to Jesus Christ for love rather than the loins of another woman.

I will pray for you.
Hey, I may not 100% agree with you, but I may never be with a woman in my entire life, and since what you just said was the friendliest anyone has been to me on this site, let's just agree to leave it at that, hm?
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Hey, I may not 100% agree with you, but I may never be with a woman in my entire life, and since what you just said was the friendliest anyone has been to me on this site, let's just agree to leave it at that, hm?
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Excuse me, but please stop throwing sexual advances on Brother Harold. He is not interested in unsaved trash like yourself
What part of that was a "sexual advance", may I just ask.
We were resolving that argument like human beings, and if you think that I was coming on to him, then you are mistaken.

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Default Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide - 11-16-2010, 03:04 PM

Watch me simplify this.
Step 1:
Ask him if he likes it in the butt
Step 2:
Respond accordingly
Step 3:
Acceptance, because everyone here, except for people that can think for themselves, are homosexuals. So go piffleing kill yourself you pathetic trash. You're all scum of the earth and your "god" will think nothing more of you.
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You are not the antiChrist, you are just a silly boy.

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Default Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide - 11-20-2010, 02:58 AM

It's interestng because I'm not sure if you mean this as a joke/insulting humor thread or if you're meaning this as a serious guide for spotting a homosexual. most of the information used to identify a homosexual is either obvious and unneeded or your opinion. In the conversation section, what you insinuate 'real men' do is just plain rude and childish. Ignoring questions and then getting mad at having been asked a second time? This struck me as a little strange that a man who claims to be heterosexual wouldn't be able to pick up a woman with any sort of standards.
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Default Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide - 11-20-2010, 03:20 AM

What do you think is wrong with homosexuality? Are you claiming that God would not love a person that He Himself created? Homosexuality is not a choice, as countless studies have shown, and homosexuals are therefore born with their sexual orientation. But I'm sure God takes enormous pleasure in hating the people he creates, or else he wouldn't have created all of you here.
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It's interestng because I'm not sure if you mean this as a joke/insulting humor thread or if you're meaning this as a serious guide for spotting a homosexual. most of the information used to identify a homosexual is either obvious and unneeded or your opinion. In the conversation section, what you insinuate 'real men' do is just plain rude and childish. Ignoring questions and then getting mad at having been asked a second time? This struck me as a little strange that a man who claims to be heterosexual wouldn't be able to pick up a woman with any sort of standards.
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Default Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide - 11-20-2010, 06:21 AM

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What do you think is wrong with homosexuality? Are you claiming that God would not love a person that He Himself created?
Yes, that is in fact what we are PROCLAIMING, not claiming. God told the world so Himself, it's preserved right in the Holy Bible!

Romans 9:11 Yet, before the twins were born or had done anything good or bad—in order that God’s purpose in election might stand: 12 not by works but by him who calls—she was told, “The older will serve the younger.” 13 Just as it is written: “Jacob I loved, but Esau I hated.”[e] 14 What then shall we say? Is God unjust? Not at all! 15 For he says to Moses,
“I will have mercy on whom I have mercy,
and I will have compassion on whom I have compassion.”
16 It does not, therefore, depend on human desire or effort, but on God’s mercy. 17 For Scripture says to Pharaoh: “I raised you up for this very purpose, that I might display my power in you and that my name might be proclaimed in all the earth.” 18 Therefore God has mercy on whom he wants to have mercy, and he hardens whom he wants to harden.
19 One of you will say to me: “Then why does God still blame us? For who is able to resist his will?” 20 But who are you, a human being, to talk back to God? “Shall what is formed say to the one who formed it, ‘Why did you make me like this?’” 21 Does not the potter have the right to make out of the same lump of clay some pottery for special purposes and some for common use?
22 What if God, although choosing to show his wrath and make his power known, bore with great patience the objects of his wrath—prepared for destruction?
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Default Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide - 11-22-2010, 05:56 PM

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Anything with a foreign name (Especially if in French)
So uh... This mean the whole of France is homosexual? 'Cause if so, i'm sure the French race would have died out by now...
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