[Witch Hammer]

Millions? Zillions???

I believe that Joel Osteen is the biggest threat to Salvation since the invention of woman.
He is a sly devil for sure, a cunning, wily wolf in the fold who extends one hand in fellowship while giving satan a furious handjob with the other...not to be trusted!



Osteen preaches a diluted "feel good" fluffy bunny version of Christianity! He says blasphemous things about "encouraging our children without violence" and treating women like humans! He refuses to speak strongly against cornholers, and in fact welcomes them into his church! He hardly ever shouts about hellfire and damnation, and instead of blaming everything on Satan (and women, by association) he has the nerve to say that WE AS INDIVIDUALS ARE MAKING POOR DECISIONS!! Bull$h!t!!! We are merely puppets on a string being manipulated by supernatural forces, we are not players in the game we are mere pawns!! Screw you, Osteen! I pray your torment in hell is extreme, and I hope your wife and children burn right beside you, jerk!

[Nobar King]

Is this a trick question? Is the answer zero? Or one?

[Johny Joe Hold]

I understand Joel Osteen does not use the most important word in the English language, sin. There is no purpose in preaching unless he is condemning those who sin. Jesus wants the hammer down.

With his big following, the opportunity is there. He just needs to stop smiling and put his game face on. Taking on Satan is no happy, smiley task.

[Witch Hammer]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

Is this a trick question? Is the answer zero? Or one?

I haven't done the math, but I'll take a shot...
From wikipedia

Joel Scott Osteen (born March 5, 1963) is an American preacher, televangelist, author, and the Senior Pastor of Lakewood Church, the largest Protestant church in the United States, in Houston, Texas. His televised sermons are seen by over 7 million viewers weekly and over 20 million monthly in over 100 countries.

I've read that 43,500 attend Osteen's Lakewood MegaChurch weekly, so that is....hmmmm...
43,500 confirmed damned to start with, plus 20 million compounded monthly for roughly 15 years...300,000,000,043,500, give or take a dozen, lost souls sold to satan by Joel Osteen.

That's some heavy math, thank goodness I paid attention during homeschooling lessons.

[Witch Hammer]

Edit:

I'm embarrassed...I forgot to multiply that figure by 12 (the number of months in a year).
The mathematics are becoming too esoteric for my liking....suffice to say that lots of folks will fry in hell on Osteen's account.

[Regis Alexandrus]

2 Peter 2:18-19 describes charlatans like Osteen perfectly

"18*For when they speak great swelling words of vanity, they allure through the lusts of the flesh, through much wantonness, those that were clean escaped from them who live in error.

19*While they promise them liberty, they themselves are the servants of corruption: for of whom a man is overcome, of the same is he brought in bondage."

[Blake Davis]

Joel Osteen does not send people to hell. People who do not obey the Gospel are going to hell (2Thes. 1:8). Joel Osteen just so happens to be teaching false doctrine just like the Mormons, Catholics, Presbyterians, Pentecostals, Baptists, and the list goes on even up to 60,000 denominations. The bible clearly teaches that there is but one church (Matthew 16:18; Eph. 4:4). That body is named as well. The name of the bride (the church) has to tote the husbands (Jesus Christs) name (Act 4:12; Romans 16:16). I would urge each persons to look into the scripture openly and seek the truth (John 8:32) because after all that is what is judging us in the last day (John 12:48-49).