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View Poll Results: What's the WORST False Religion?
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Mary worshipping Cathylics
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1,661 |
6.51% |
Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus)
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2,544 |
9.97% |
Babbling Boodists and Hindoos
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871 |
3.42% |
Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion
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1,577 |
6.18% |
Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers
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5,204 |
20.40% |
Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs
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2,852 |
11.18% |
Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own.
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4,556 |
17.86% |
Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats
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1,205 |
4.72% |
Self Proclaimed Psychologists
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263 |
1.03% |
Peak Oil / Emo Economics
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238 |
0.93% |
Obamaism (He ain't my Messiah)
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1,776 |
6.96% |
Spaghetti-worshiping fools
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1,919 |
7.52% |
Xenu Freak, couch jumping, Scientologists.
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830 |
3.25% |
Magic-undie-wearing LSD cultists
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9 |
0.04% |
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-13-2014, 01:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Lauren the drunken mick
Lol. You all are misunderstanding everything, but I wish you the best.
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Yes, we are all wrong and you are a lone beacon of truth and honesty.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-13-2014, 02:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
Yes, we are all wrong and you are a lone beacon of truth and honesty.
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Not me, my faith.
Matthew 16:24-25
Then Jesus said to his disciples, “Whoever wishes to come after me must deny himself, take up his cross, and follow me.
For whoever wishes to save his life will lose it, but whoever loses his life for my sake will find it.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-13-2014, 04:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Lauren the drunken mick
Not me, my faith.
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Which you've been shown, repeatedly, has so little to do with actual Christianity (ie. the Bible) that it's undeserving of the name. So where is the honesty?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-13-2014, 04:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
Which you've been shown, repeatedly, has so little to do with actual Christianity (ie. the Bible) that it's undeserving of the name. So where is the honesty?
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I believe Catholics are the True Christians. We aren't like any of these judgemental Baptist Christians.
Matthew 16:24-25
Then Jesus said to his disciples, “Whoever wishes to come after me must deny himself, take up his cross, and follow me.
For whoever wishes to save his life will lose it, but whoever loses his life for my sake will find it.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-13-2014, 04:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Lauren the drunken mick
I believe Catholics are the True Christians.
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Based on nothing but your imagination and the superior manipulation skills of the bishops of your church.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-13-2014, 04:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Lauren the drunken mick
I believe Catholics are the True Christians. We aren't like any of these judgemental Baptist Christians.
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So the people who DON'T do what Jesus told them to are the "real" Christians. Seems legit.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
04-12-2014, 11:49 AM
If anyone still thinks that the Church of England is mostly harmless, just take a look at what this shameless vicar's wife has written in a national newspaper.
What I'm really thinking: the vicar's wife.
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Inside I'm seething, and wish I could tell everyone to eff off, from the sniping parishioners to the controlling bishops.
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Really? How surprising - I'm sure they speak very highly of her! You'll notice this cowardly, disobedient wife writes anonymously.
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My husband is becoming bitter and demoralised.
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Is it any wonder, with a wife like this? I don't usually have any sympathy for CofE vicars, with their tambourines and their fluffy-bunny-Jesus-loves-you nonsense. But in this case I feel just a tiny bit sorry for him. Ephesians 5:22 is clearly not followed in that household.
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
2 Timothy 3:16
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
05-12-2014, 07:30 PM
Tricky! Islam is a Lie! Buddha is a Fat Satanist! Scientologists are Freaks! Jews killed Jesus! Catholics rape Boys (when they should rape girls, see Numbers 31:17-18, KJV, 1611)! Hare Krishnas and Jehosafats are, of course, annoying! Pastafarians are just... unholy and don't get me started on those Goths! However, Obama, as a Communist, a Muslim, a Nazi AND an Atheist (Atheism, also being a religion) is the worst of all and that is the reason I vote Obamaism! Here's a little cartoon thingamajig of us, white christians, chasing after that phony, Obama!
If you're with Obama, don't get your homo-shit near me, not while I'm alive, not while I have my GUNS!
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
05-12-2014, 08:34 PM
Spaghetti worshipping fools? What is that supposed to mean?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
05-13-2014, 03:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Danielle Faith
Spaghetti worshipping fools? What is that supposed to mean?
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My dear, it simply means that you need an education. This shows the benefits of homeschooling that you do not have.
In addition, read the Bible. Search the forums, try to find out information by yourself. The True Christians should be able to concentrate on worship and not nincompoop questions.
Hint: volatile ogre of Italianic pasta.
Yours in Christ,
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
07-16-2014, 01:36 AM
The worst false religion is that Flying Spaghetti Monster nonsense.
Scientology's a close second, I guess.
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07-16-2014, 05:10 PM
I will pray for you today
to find jusus
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
07-16-2014, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by The Nephilimiest
The worst false religion is that Flying Spaghetti Monster nonsense.
Scientology's a close second, I guess.
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Pastarapharians are a FALSE religion just made up by some guys living in a desert who wrote down what ever they felt like. They even go so far as to say the hereafter is some kind of perpetual party. As you can see they are nothing like Christianity.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
07-28-2014, 06:55 PM
I can't seem to find the Mormons in this list. They would get my vote as the worst of the worst. Of all the ridiculous fairy tales upon which to found a religion, the absurd (where not utterly plagiarized) rantings of a convicted swindler is the stupidest!
Proverbs 27:15 A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
08-26-2014, 11:42 AM
I cannot believe you are being so disrespectful.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
08-26-2014, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Walter Van Slyke
I can't seem to find the Mormons in this list. They would get my vote as the worst of the worst. Of all the ridiculous fairy tales upon which to found a religion, the absurd (where not utterly plagiarized) rantings of a convicted swindler is the stupidest!
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Indeed, dear friend. The Mormons believe in a "holy" book that combines distorted versions of earlier religions' scriptures with made-up nonsense that contradicts everything we know about history. Why would anyone believe in that instead of the Holy Bible? I have added an option for Mormons.
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Originally Posted by cool dude
I cannot believe you are being so disrespectful.
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How respectful should we be of false religions that will damn their adherents to eternal torment? Back up your answer with Scripture, dear friend.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
08-28-2014, 10:10 AM
I am sorry but I believe that all religions are equal and we should respect other beliefs.
Jesus refused to curse non-believers: Jesus' teachings were rejected by the inhabitants of a village in Samaria. His disciples asked that he exterminate the people of the village by issuing a curse. Jesus refused to do it, and simply move on to the next village.
Luke 9:52-56: "...they did not receive him...And when his disciples James and John saw this, they said, Lord, wilt thou that we command fire to come down from heaven, and consume them, even as Elias did? But he turned, and rebuked them, and said, Ye know not what manner of spirit ye are of. For the Son of man is not come to destroy men's lives, but to save them. And they went to another village."
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
08-28-2014, 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by cool dude
...Jesus refused to curse non-believers...
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What should we do? Accept only the verses that support your view or include also verses of the Bible that indicate the opposite?
Luke 19:27 But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.
How are we supposed to ignore this? Jesus says that those who do not accept Him and His power, i.e., those who do not believe Him, should be slain before Him. That is what Jesus tells us do do with non-believers. It is equally a part of the Bible. How do you choose the verses you follow?
Look at this:
Matthew 13:38-42
The field is the world; the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the tares are the children of the wicked one;
The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels.
As therefore the tares are gathered and burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world.
The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
Children of the Kingdom = believers in Jesus. Tares = those who do not believe. They are according to Jesus cast into Hell. In your opinion, did Jesus lie here? Does the Bible lie? How do you tell the parts that are true from the lies?
Jesus doesn't curse unbelievers?
Matthew 25:41
Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:
I'm sorry but if we take the Bible as the Word of God, your post does not make sense. Oh yeah, it would be wonderful if everybody were saved regardless of faith, conduct, obeying the Bible... But, according to the Word of God, it just isn't so.
Yours in Christ,
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
08-29-2014, 02:08 AM
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Originally Posted by cool dude
I am sorry but I believe that all religions are equal and we should respect other beliefs.
Jesus refused to curse non-believers: Jesus' teachings were rejected by the inhabitants of a village in Samaria. His disciples asked that he exterminate the people of the village by issuing a curse. Jesus refused to do it, and simply move on to the next village.
Luke 9:52-56: "...they did not receive him...And when his disciples James and John saw this, they said, Lord, wilt thou that we command fire to come down from heaven, and consume them, even as Elias did? But he turned, and rebuked them, and said, Ye know not what manner of spirit ye are of. For the Son of man is not come to destroy men's lives, but to save them. And they went to another village."
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Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
08-29-2014, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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I don't think I'll go to hell for believing that people with other beliefs should be respected. Open your eyes to the truth.
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