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02-15-2014, 09:52 AM
Hey my lovely brothers and sisters, I would like to point out that...
...holy *** POTTY MOUTH REMOVED*** , you people are so *** POTTY MOUTH REMOVED*** stupid that I'm not even mad.
I think the creationism you *** POTTY MOUTH REMOVED*** actually belive in is rather a big *** POTTY MOUTH REMOVED*** Seriously guys, argument that god created the world in 7 days is like saying spiderman has gone to iraqw to win you a *** POTTY MOUTH REMOVED*** war for lego blocks.
"Estonia is the abortion centre of the world. Gays and lesbians from all over the world go to Estonia to get their abortions there!"
*** POTTY MOUTH REMOVED*** stupid and because of that even Paul Walker in heaven just hit the wall with his Nissan and died *** POTTY MOUTH REMOVED*** AGAIN...oh my...(Rest in peace my pointless hero in a Skyline...no offence)
How in the *** POTTY MOUTH REMOVED*** can lesbians and gays get children? HOW!!!
I did not hate any of the christians before but when I saw Phil Nye debating with Ken Ham whose main answer for EVERY *** POTTY MOUTH REMOVED*** ARGUMENT was "you weren't there" and now this *** POTTY MOUTH REMOVED*** in this forum...*** POTTY MOUTH REMOVED*** I don't even have words for this anymore...you fa**ots are so *** POTTY MOUTH REMOVED*** retarded that you make Homer Simpson a *** POTTY MOUTH REMOVED*** Einstein.
PS: I dont hate christians who live and act by the bible but don't kiss this gods ass in every *** POTTY MOUTH REMOVED*** way in front of everyones *** POTTY MOUTH REMOVED*** face!
Oh, and it seems I actually was mad, sorry for that my dear friends.
Thank you for listening. *** POTTY MOUTH REMOVED***
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
02-15-2014, 10:05 AM
Wow, what a brilliant ambassador for the people of Estonia.
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02-15-2014, 10:11 AM
When I am reading this *** POTTY MOUTH REMOVED*** guys, I'm actually thinking that Islam is a freakin' belief for pink bunnies compared to you *** POTTY MOUTH REMOVED***
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02-15-2014, 10:13 AM
How come that Toomas Hendrik Ilves who was born in Sweden can be the President of Estonia despite being a foreigner? Why do you allow a foreigner to become President? Do you even care about birth certificate over there? Have you really went as low as America to elect a foreign Socialist Demoncrat as well?
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02-15-2014, 10:29 AM
Claiming that estonians are nazis based on WW 2 clips and inadequate knowledge of history, is same as claiming all white americans are members of ku klux klan.
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02-15-2014, 10:33 AM
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There was nothing voluntary about. And estonians fought to be independent in 1991. Maybe you have heard of the Baltic way? No? Let me explain: 2 million people from the Baltic countries formed a human chain as a protest against the Soviet Union in 1989.
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What is the Baltic way? If THIS is what you mean, then I have to say I find it quite disgusting
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02-15-2014, 10:53 AM
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Claiming that estonians are nazis based on WW 2 clips and inadequate knowledge of history, is same as claiming all white americans are members of ku klux klan.
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Estonia is still very active on Nazism. Your La Colonia is very active on translating and distributing anti-Semitic and other Nazi material to other countries, since unlike in other countries this material is not banned in Estonia.
http://www.natsiweb.eu/index.php?page=7
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02-15-2014, 11:28 AM
In my two decades in Estonia I have learned much about these godless mongrels from Russia. Their national motto is "eestlaste lemmik toit on teine eestlane" which means "an estonian's favorite food is another estonian". They are constantly performing unholy falatio on each other, and then bragging about it! The prime minister is Andrus Ansip, which is estonian for "undress, unzip". They elected a stripper to their pathetic country's highest office!
The capital city's old town is built over catacombs built from the skeletons of countless unbaptized abortions.
I toured it once, and barely escaped alive. I felt like Daniel in the Lion's Den, because their national insignia is the Baltic Lion, which they aborted into extinction hundreds of years ago.
Daniel 6:12 "So they went to the king and spoke to him about his royal decree: “Did you not publish a decree that during the next thirty days anyone who prays to any god or human being except to you, Your Majesty, would be thrown into the lions’ den?”
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02-15-2014, 11:35 AM
Babtist bible was translated into english in a way, that its followers, simple folk, would spread hatered, which you, smallminded people are doing, same goes for the MTÜ La Colonia, which is in fact is lead by a finnish nationalsocialist Risto Teinonen. He and his kind are same as you!
In eyes of the world extremist like you, arent better than Teinonen.
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02-15-2014, 11:37 AM
I live in Estonia and would actually thank you all for writing such a thread. It served as a nice reminder why i absolutely loathe all religions.
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02-15-2014, 11:45 AM
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I live in Estonia and would actually thank you all for writing such a thread. It served as a nice reminder why i absolutely loathe all religions.
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Why are you so full of anger, friend? Please go to our introduction forum and post an introductory thread so we can get to know you and hopefully get to the bottom of your anger problem.
I suspect it has something to do with not being American, yes?
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02-15-2014, 11:55 AM
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Why are you so full of anger, friend? Please go to our introduction forum and post an introductory thread so we can get to know you and hopefully get to the bottom of your anger problem.
I suspect it has something to do with not being American, yes?
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What gave you the idea that i am angry?
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02-15-2014, 12:05 PM
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I am a stundent and I am studing law. My comperative international law teacher is an american man from Montana. He had been in Estonia for 4 months. He says that he enjoys Estonia and one time he even admitted that he is not proud to be american, because of its politics and government. As he says, everything is about the money and oil in the US.
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Why is it necessary for this teacher to work in a place like Estonia? He must be either a wanted criminal or he's a loser who couldn't find a proper job in America. Estonia is a country with very low educational standards, every mcdonalds worker from America might become a professor in Estonia.
I was once in Estonia and I still have a strange smell in the nose when I think about my time there. They serve vodka for breakfast and then continue drinking throughout the day so it was impossible for me to win a single soul for Christ
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02-15-2014, 12:17 PM
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Why is it necessary for this teacher to work in a place like Estonia? He must be either a wanted criminal or he's a loser who couldn't find a proper job in America. Estonia is a country with very low educational standards, every mcdonalds worker from America might become a professor in Estonia.
I was once in Estonia and I still have a strange smell in the nose when I think about my time there. They serve vodka for breakfast and then continue drinking throughout the day so it was impossible for me to win a single soul for Christ
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if Estonia is a country with very low educational standards, howcome Estonians get far better results in international education test called PISA, which infact says estonians are 11th on world scale while you smallminded people are 36th!
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02-15-2014, 12:29 PM
At this point your precious forum is overloaded by little, angry, cursed estonians ... so I recommend to get your big fat 'murican asses off the chair and better start praying to the white bearded maggot in heaven because devil is coming to you for a surprise buttsex.
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02-15-2014, 12:30 PM
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if Estonia is a country with very low educational standards, howcome Estonians get far better results in international education test called PISA, which infact says estonians are 11th on world scale while you smallminded people are 36th!
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I guess there wasn't a section in the test about how to read a table?
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02-15-2014, 12:31 PM
i think this sums all up
this is you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5I4oY7zj-w
rather than spend all that time in sunday school, try harder in real school!
I understand this is sad for educated Americans, which you are obviously not.
So im sorry if this offended someone who really is smarter that avarage american pictured in this video.
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02-15-2014, 12:37 PM
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I guess there wasn't a section in the test about how to read a table?
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oops, you were right about the table, but fact remains that your education is valued lesser than ours.
since now i realized we are even better than 11th, we are 6th while you are 28th?
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02-15-2014, 12:40 PM
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if Estonia is a country with very low educational standards, howcome Estonians get far better results in international education test called PISA, which infact says estonians are 11th on world scale while you smallminded people are 36th!
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You can wipe your a.. with these PISA-tests. You just took the best schools and students to take the test, and the teachers whispered the answers to them. Fraud!
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02-15-2014, 12:41 PM
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coming to you for a surprise buttsex.
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I understand that you heathens are mostly gaysexuals, but leave your fantasies about gaysexual sex out of this forum. We have women and children here as well.
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