[Larry Lee]

I know we were all a little worried about Skeeter Christianson, after he had that dust-up last year with Sister Talitha over the Motorcycle Ministry's annual Run From Hell. Probably the less said about that incident the better ... Especially since Skeeter has rebounded so spectacularly. Praise the Lord!

Is there anyone at Landover who hasn't said 'Thank you Jesus' over Skeeter's success in bringing the Word of God to Freehold's stoner community? And who knew that those stoners suffered from so many cancers, glaucomas and multiple scleroses? They are a sickly bunch -- but not so sick that they can't see the Good News available to them through Skeeter Christianson's Bong Hits 4 Jesus Ministry & Buying Club, a Church sanctioned group that's raising up a great army of ex-stoners for the Lord (an army of tithers who readily -- as Skeeter puts it -- "cough up" the various initiation fees, tithes and buying club minimums that Skeeter insists that all ex-stoners must contribute, as evidence of their commitment to the Lord and to the Ministry's higher goals.) Oh, and by the way -- it goes without saying that the Church hasn't yet allowed any of the freaks into the church buildings (and don't worry, sisters, that includes the bathrooms!), but Skeeter has been holding well-attended services out in the back parking lot, usually at night, when those crazy kids are always using bic lighters to read the week's list of Ministry beneficiaries.

Because -- you've got to understand this -- Skeeter was brilliant enough to organize his ministry around evangelism *and* charity. The fact is (and I'm not sure everyone in the Church appreciates this), the Lord has placed a great burden on Skeeter's heart for those unfortunate individuals who suffer from chronic diseases but don't have access to the Lord's medicinal marijuana. Skeeter is passionate about getting those children of God the marijuana they need to ease their burden ... And who better to help Skeeter in his mission than born-again ex-stoners? -- people who just naturally share Skeeter's urgency in distributing marijuana to everyone who needs it.

Skeeter is a man of God, indeed.

And, if you, by chance, suffer from a chronic condition that a fat doobie would ease just a little bit, be sure to make your prayer request known.

[lilith]

Originally Posted by Larry Lee

I know we were all a little worried about Skeeter Christianson, after he had that dust-up last year with Sister Talitha over the Motorcycle Ministry's annual Run From Hell. Probably the less said about that incident the better ... Especially since Skeeter has rebounded so spectacularly. Praise the Lord!

Is there anyone at Landover who hasn't said 'Thank you Jesus' over Skeeter's success in bringing the Word of God to Freehold's stoner community? And who knew that those stoners suffered from so many cancers, glaucomas and multiple scleroses? They are a sickly bunch -- but not so sick that they can't see the Good News available to them through Skeeter Christianson's Bong Hits 4 Jesus Ministry & Buying Club, a Church sanctioned group that's raising up a great army of ex-stoners for the Lord (an army of tithers who readily -- as Skeeter puts it -- "cough up" the various initiation fees, tithes and buying club minimums that Skeeter insists that all ex-stoners must contribute, as evidence of their commitment to the Lord and to the Ministry's higher goals.) Oh, and by the way -- it goes without saying that the Church hasn't yet allowed any of the freaks into the church buildings (and don't worry, sisters, that includes the bathrooms!), but Skeeter has been holding well-attended services out in the back parking lot, usually at night, when those crazy kids are always using bic lighters to read the week's list of Ministry beneficiaries.

Because -- you've got to understand this -- Skeeter was brilliant enough to organize his ministry around evangelism *and* charity. The fact is (and I'm not sure everyone in the Church appreciates this), the Lord has placed a great burden on Skeeter's heart for those unfortunate individuals who suffer from chronic diseases but don't have access to the Lord's medicinal marijuana. Skeeter is passionate about getting those children of God the marijuana they need to ease their burden ... And who better to help Skeeter in his mission than born-again ex-stoners? -- people who just naturally share Skeeter's urgency in distributing marijuana to everyone who needs it.

Skeeter is a man of God, indeed.

And, if you, by chance, suffer from a chronic condition that a fat doobie would ease just a little bit, be sure to make your prayer request known.

Funny you should say that Larry.
I do believe I'm suddenly feeling a few twinges which I'm sure would benefit from Skeeter's ...um..medicinal bong.