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Re: Will satan make me eat my baby -
06-23-2007, 12:13 PM
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1 Corinthians 11:14 Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?
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I find that piece of scripture particularly unusual. Not just because my hair is somewhat long. Stop me if I'm wrong, but Jesus himself had long hair too, didn't he?
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Re: Will satan make me eat my baby -
06-23-2007, 12:14 PM
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I find that piece of scripture particularly unusual. Not just because my hair is somewhat long. Stop me if I'm wrong, but Jesus himself had long hair too, didn't he?
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Jesus had a Godly mullet. Any problem with that nancy? 
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Will satan make me eat my baby -
06-23-2007, 12:24 PM
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And your a doctor correct, what makes you a doctor?
A Masters Degree in Bullsh*t?
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What? You didn't read his Bio?
He was on the high honor roll and graduated top of his class. He also received very high points on his Thesis. He did a recreation of high quality Bullsh*t! What's even more impressive is his natural talent for it. Really, anyone who has that kind of skill deserves to be divine.
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Jesus had a Godly mullet. Any problem with that nancy? |
So I guess having a somewhat style of mullet myself counts towards my own salvation then? Alright, that's one thing off my list. I only have 43 sins left to atone for. *takes out notepad and starts reading*
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Re: Will satan make me eat my baby -
06-23-2007, 08:56 PM
Is adult entertainment killing our kids, Or are adults killing our kids for entertainment?
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Re: Will satan make me eat my baby -
06-23-2007, 10:40 PM
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Who do you think you are mocking our Lord like that? And you with that fag hairdoo you've got? 
Better apologize to Jesus right now boy!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Will satan make me eat my baby -
06-24-2007, 01:08 AM
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I find that piece of scripture particularly unusual. Not just because my hair is somewhat long. Stop me if I'm wrong, but Jesus himself had long hair too, didn't he?
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You're obviously used to the effeminate "Jesus" made popular by the homers in the catlick "church". Please tell me where in scripture it says that Jesus was a hippy.
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Re: Will satan make me eat my baby -
06-24-2007, 01:15 AM
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You're obviously used to the effeminate "Jesus" made popular by the homers in the catlick "church". Please tell me where in scripture it says that Jesus was a hippy.
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Please tell me where in the scripture it says that Jesus was a hick. 
Long hair typically associated with Jesus=/=mullet
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Re: Will satan make me eat my baby -
06-24-2007, 01:16 AM
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Who do you think you are mocking our Lord like that? And you with that fag hairdoo you've got?
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Im sorry jesus although im sure you can take a joke..
but..may i add your the one who said he had a mullet 
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Re: Will satan make me eat my baby -
06-24-2007, 02:31 AM
YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT!!! im a sinner and will be cast into the bonfire of hell
h/o a sec*puts on dramaric music and gets own on knees* OH JESUS...
can u turn this bag of stems and seeds into some sweet green?
thanks, much love for ya jesus
Love
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Re: Will satan make me eat my baby -
06-24-2007, 02:44 AM
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but..may i add your the one who said he had a mullet |
And what be so funny about that? You needta shut yo starfish shaped head up! They do not be anything humorous about our Lord's hairdo. It make him look like a majestical lion! 
"He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin
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Re: Will satan make me eat my baby -
06-24-2007, 06:37 AM
Is adult entertainment killing our kids, Or are adults killing our kids for entertainment?
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Re: Will satan make me eat my baby -
06-24-2007, 07:13 PM
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Good thing you told us that, if not I'd have assumed someone had posted a picture of Mr. Potato Head. I didn't know he came in blue nowadays.
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–noun [/I]a type of rock-'n'-roll, reaching its peak in the late 1970s and characterized by loud, insistent music and abusive or violent protest lyrics, and whose performers and followers are distinguished by extremes of dress and socially defiant behavior.
Also called punk.
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Well, what do you think Jesus has to say about abusive, violent protest and socially defiant behaviour?
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Those are canucks. They'll riot if a hockey game's cancelled or someone mispronounces "eh." Their Eurotrash relatives have riots five times bigger than that before they sit down to have their cheese and croissants in the morning.
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This is another picture
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Do you have a disease or something?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Will satan make me eat my baby -
06-24-2007, 07:37 PM
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Good thing you told us that, if not I'd have assumed someone had posted a picture of Mr. Potato Head. I didn't know he came in blue nowadays.
Well, what do you think Jesus has to say about abusive, violent protest and socially defiant behaviour?
Those are canucks. They'll riot if a hockey game's cancelled or someone mispronounces "eh." Their Eurotrash relatives have riots five times bigger than that before they sit down to have their cheese and croissants in the morning.
Do you have a disease or something?
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Temperance. I think you have a certain set of mental disabilities that prevent you from seeing the real world and that help you be smart.
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06-24-2007, 07:39 PM
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Temperance. I think you have a certain set of mental disabilities that help you be smart.
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If you say so. 
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Will satan make me eat my baby -
06-24-2007, 07:41 PM
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Awe come on..thats cheating you cant edit what he posted haha although its kinda funny.
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Re: Will satan make me eat my baby -
06-24-2007, 07:47 PM
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Awe come on..thats cheating you cant edit what he posted haha although its kinda funny.
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QUIT PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH WHAT I SAY.
Friggin' idiot.
I'm tired of you. You know what Temperance, go damn yourself to hell because you deserve it.
You take things out of context, you insult those who may see things differently, you insult those who are born differently, you insult other skins.
All you can do is be a self-righteous dumbass with your ways of antichristianity. You do nothing christian unless it's for your god damned reading of a ****ing fantasy novel. What the hell is wrong with you!?
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Re: Will satan make me eat my baby -
06-24-2007, 10:19 PM
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You do nothing christian unless it's for your god damned reading of a ****ing fantasy novel.
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So how do you define Christianity, if not by following Christ's actions and commands? Or do you think we should get our information about Christ from some source other than the Bible?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Will satan make me eat my baby -
06-24-2007, 11:55 PM
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Friggin' idiot.
I'm tired of you. You know what Temperance, go damn yourself to hell because you deserve it.
You take things out of context, you insult those who may see things differently, you insult those who are born differently, you insult other skins.
All you can do is be a self-righteous dumbass with your ways of antichristianity. You do nothing christian unless it's for your god damned reading of a ****ing fantasy novel. What the hell is wrong with you!?
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Karma Law 6:3 "Those who judge and destroy others, shall be destroyed and judged worse than there own."
Karma Law 6:4 "False judgment of character shall result in the painful life and death of the judge."
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Well, you's already damned fo' rejectin' Christ, but even goin' by yo horribly spelled, horribly grammatical siggature, you is damned! You comin' up in here with yo Boodist/Hindooist (Boohooist) doctrines, actin' like you's all high and mighty and ultra compassionates, and you done did broke yo own rules!
Didchoo evah stop to think that Brotha Temperance have feelings? Nuh uh! You din't! You just went on insultin' him like he be made o' stone. He love Jesus so much and you is pickin' on him fo' that... it be the most disgustin' thang I seen in my life. Typical behavior from heartless, unsaveded hypocrotites like you, though.
"He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin
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Re: Will satan make me eat my baby -
06-26-2007, 03:57 AM
This place is full of whack jobs mental cases who claim to be close to the lord, but are far from it.
Now take it from me mate. Jesus doesnt want hate, he wants love.
And u know what i got love(beats hand over heart) Its all about that brothers and sisters.
And when im chillin with my brothers(Brother Andrew is one) Im as happy as can be cuz i got love, and that is when u truley feel saved. not when u fear some giant figure of coppution as u put jesus and god to be out for.
Listen people, put down the hate and pick up some good times
Much love mates
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Walk away me boys walk away me boys, and my mornin we'll be free whipe that golden tear from your mother dear and raise whats left of the flag for me!!
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Re: Will satan make me eat my baby -
06-26-2007, 04:52 AM
Corpulent, insignificant, little Hellbound man. It's time you put down the whoppers and Big Mac's and picked up a KJV1611 Bible.
I bet Satan will have a hay day with that rotund behind of yours. Your neck looks like a six pack of hot dogs buns.
Get JESUS...Get in the best shape of your life!!!!!!!!!
L  ve, Sister Thumper
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