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Default Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub - 06-12-2007, 11:54 AM

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It is an honary title for all the work she has done for the church.
Honary? Really? Doubtful.

It's in the same place that you see terms like moderator. There is no higher position then senior pastor that I've seen.

She outranks you, correct? Hmph, a woman over a man in Landover Baptist Church. With women being pastors and posting within the "congregation" instead of shutting their yaps and getting the high lights from her husband(who isn't even a mod - whoa, she outranks her own husband... wow!!), you people must be True Progressive Christians.
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Default Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub - 06-12-2007, 12:03 PM

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Honary? Really? Doubtful.

It's in the same place that you see terms like moderator. There is no higher position then senior pastor that I've seen.

She outranks you, correct? Hmph, a woman over a man in Landover Baptist Church. With women being pastors and posting within the "congregation" instead of shutting their yaps and getting the high lights from her husband(who isn't even a mod - whoa, she outranks her own husband... wow!!), you people must be True Progressive Christians.
Hey goatboy; I'm sick and tired of you derailing every single thread in our Godly forum. Stick to the topic at hand, or start your own thread, got it?

As for the details of our inner church workings, nothing could be further from your business. The screen titles you see do not always reflect your crass assumptions. All YOU need to know is that we follow the Holy KJV1611 Bible literally.

By the way, you might want to start reading it before you open your yap to tear it down. Honestly, you argue like a woman.


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Default Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub - 06-12-2007, 02:10 PM

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Forgive my ignorance, but what the heck are you talking about?
That's alright, he doesn't know what he's talking about either.


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Default Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub - 06-12-2007, 02:13 PM

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That's alright, he doesn't know what he's talking about either.
Nah, he's well versed in his beliefs...
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Have you actually read any of his posts?



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Default Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub - 06-12-2007, 03:40 PM

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Honary? Really? Doubtful.

It's in the same place that you see terms like moderator. There is no higher position then senior pastor that I've seen.

She outranks you, correct? Hmph, a woman over a man in Landover Baptist Church. With women being pastors and posting within the "congregation" instead of shutting their yaps and getting the high lights from her husband(who isn't even a mod - whoa, she outranks her own husband... wow!!), you people must be True Progressive Christians.
You're a fine one to challenge us, Jesus beloved elect, on orthodoxy.

Go remove the plank in your eye before looking for specks in our's.



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Default Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub - 06-12-2007, 05:01 PM

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Hey goatboy; I'm sick and tired of you derailing every single thread in our Godly forum. Stick to the topic at hand, or start your own thread, got it?

Nobody wants to marry her deranged slightly retarded child. Kids like that always end up raping their own mother.

OK, on to more pressing issues like the new age and progressive stance this church has on female leadership. I've always been a proponent of equal rights for man and woman.

As for the details of our inner church workings, nothing could be further from your business.

What are you? Some kind of cult?

The screen titles you see do not always reflect your crass assumptions. All YOU need to know is that we follow the Holy KJV1611 Bible literally.

Right, I'm not Unsaved Trash. I'm a Landover Baptist Deacon!!!!

By the way, you might want to start reading it before you open your yap to tear it down. Honestly, you argue like a woman.
Unlike everyone else here I've actually read and comprehended the Bible. The Bible is encoded for the sake of the inititate. Hence its hidden meanings have survived the alterations to its text.
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Default Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub - 06-12-2007, 05:10 PM

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You're a fine one to challenge us, Jesus beloved elect, on orthodoxy.

Go remove the plank in your eye before looking for specks in our's.
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Default Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub - 06-12-2007, 09:07 PM

I thought this thread was about jerking off and Glendora's son getting laid? Not about women having power in the church and whose bibles right or wrong.


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I thought this thread was about jerking off and Glendora's son getting laid? Not about women having power in the church and whose bibles right or wrong.
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Default Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub - 06-12-2007, 10:18 PM

Hey, at least I stick to the topic when I go on crazy ass rants. ¬.¬

And you know you're names kinda like Goten, you know who Goten is right? You're not deprived like these fools are you?


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Hey, at least I stick to the topic when I go on crazy ass rants. ¬.¬

And you know you're names kinda like Goten, you know who Goten is right? You're not deprived like these fools are you?
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub - 06-13-2007, 11:34 AM

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Default Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub - 06-13-2007, 11:51 AM

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Wrong again, it's Jesus' business.
It's Jesus's business to masturbate to a picture of Glendora's retarded son? It's his business? It's his trade?

You blaspheme the the Universal Cosmic Fire whose flames manifest as the all-encompassing intelligence permeating all space, time, and matter. So I'll have to add blasphemer to your current MO as a homosexual.
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Default Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub - 06-13-2007, 11:55 AM

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You blaspheme the the Universal Cosmic Fire whose flames manifest as the all-encompassing intelligence permeating all space, time, and matter. So I'll have to add blasphemer to your current MO as a homosexual.
And you have to be the single most uppity mongoloid I have ever had the misfortune to encounter. I understand that you're mad at Jesus for making you like that, but there's no excuse for taking your spastic anger out on proper people.


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Default Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub - 06-13-2007, 11:59 AM

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Wrong again, it's Jesus' business.
It's Jesus's business to masturbate to a picture of Glendora's retarded son? It's his business? It's his trade?

You blaspheme the the Universal Cosmic Fire whose flames manifest as the all-encompassing intelligence permeating all space, time, and matter. So I'll have to add blasphemer to your current MO as a homosexual.
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Default Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub - 06-13-2007, 01:10 PM

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It's Jesus's business to masturbate to a picture of Glendora's retarded son? It's his business? It's his trade?

You blaspheme the the Universal Cosmic Fire whose flames manifest as the all-encompassing intelligence permeating all space, time, and matter. So I'll have to add blasphemer to your current MO as a homosexual.
You owe Jesus and Elmer's boy each an apology. And I mean NOW mister!


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub - 06-13-2007, 05:14 PM

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You owe Jesus and Elmer's boy each an apology. And I mean NOW mister!
Your fellow sodomite, Temperance, is the one who said it. Best to ask him to apologize. That is, unless you are angry that I rebuked him.

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Wrong again, it's Jesus' business.
Jews are well know for their love of toilet humor.
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