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Default Re: White people is God's chosen - 06-06-2007, 06:44 PM

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that is SICK. Racisim is wrong.
Well said Nancy!
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Default Re: White people is God's chosen - 06-07-2007, 08:04 PM

Well, we all agree on the fact that Racism is wrong.
However, Sister Lateefa is correct about the White Race being God's chosen.
I only hope that I shall be one of the few Womenfolk Jesus allows to enter Heaven on Judgement day. I keep on Praying to Jesus and keep on making massive donations to my Church just as The Pastor tells me to.

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Default Re: White people is God's chosen - 06-07-2007, 08:44 PM

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Well, we all agree on the fact that Racism is wrong.
However, Sister Lateefa is correct about the White Race being God's chosen.
I only hope that I shall be one of the few Womenfolk Jesus allows to enter Heaven on Judgement day. I keep on Praying to Jesus and keep on making massive donations to my Church just as The Pastor tells me to.

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Default Re: White people is God's chosen - 06-09-2007, 02:17 AM

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I'm Pagan, dearie. I don't accept your 'christ', nor your 'god', nor your 'holy ghost'.
Seeing as the entire jesus myth is stolen and adapted from earlier pagan sources, if you do the appropriate research, it isn't me who has my wires crossed.
The Christ has been incarnated by various people throughout history. The Christ, which is synonymous with the Universal Cosmic Consciousness that permeates all manifested space, is impersonal. The Cosmic Fire is not any individual and yet any individual. The Buddha Maitreya, Krishna, Osiris, Quetzalcoatl, Mithra, etc. all incarnated the Crestos.

You think only one man or woman in all of history is allowed to act out the great cosmic drama through his/her life? The life of any Christ is the road map to revolution and liberation. You simply need to know how to read it.
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Default Re: White people is God's chosen - 06-09-2007, 02:38 AM

Landover Psychiatric Ward is just around the corner, friend. The church will even pay for your counseling provided you make a hearty love offering before you check in.


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Default Re: White people is God's chosen - 06-09-2007, 04:04 AM

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Correct. I once started a thread on this very subject, but I fear it was on an earlier incarnation of these boards and has since been lost in the depths of the internet tubes. However, the vital question here is how you define a Jew. Are you talking about True Jews, also known as True Christians™? Or are you talking about the penny-pinching Christ-killers who worship at the Sin-a-gogue of Satan? Because if you think the yids are God's favoured people, you clearly don't have a very good grasp of history.
A true Jew is one that follows Christ. Ergo this states that Jews that reject Christ only reject their heritage and themselves.

Also the words chosen does not have to mean favored. Also to be more clear, it has more to do with Promises that were made and God is going to hold up His end.

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You know, considering that she has "Heathen - Suspected witch" under her name, her location is given as "Red Peking", all of her posts are accompanied by the signature "Heathen - Pagan and Proud", I think there's a strong chance that she doesn't.
Lol... yea, its a habit I get into when people talk like that.
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Default Re: White people is God's chosen - 06-09-2007, 05:31 AM

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The Christ, which is synonymous with the Universal Cosmic Consciousness that permeates all manifested space
that be far out, Mr.Goetien, but i not think lord Jesus want me to turn on an toon in an drop outs

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Landover Psychiatric Ward is just around the corner, friend. The church will even pay for your counseling provided you make a hearty love offering before you check in.
Mr.Goetien gonna out-loon the loons but on the upsides he make us look almost normil
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The Christ has been incarnated by various people throughout history. The Christ, which is synonymous with the Universal Cosmic Consciousness that permeates all manifested space, is impersonal. The Cosmic Fire is not any individual and yet any individual. The Buddha Maitreya, Krishna, Osiris, Quetzalcoatl, Mithra, etc. all incarnated the Crestos.

You think only one man or woman in all of history is allowed to act out the great cosmic drama through his/her life? The life of any Christ is the road map to revolution and liberation. You simply need to know how to read it.
Deuteronomy 5:7 Thou shalt have none other gods before me.

None other gods. Not Krishna, not Mithra, not Osiris, none.

Deuteronomy 6:4 Hear, O Israel: The LORD our God is one LORD:

One Lord. Not two, not three, not many, but one.

John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

If you want to cometh unto God (and if you don't want to cometh unto God, then there's something wrong with you), then Jesus is the only way. There is no other.


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Default Re: White people is God's chosen - 06-09-2007, 11:28 PM

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Deuteronomy 5:7 Thou shalt have none other gods before me.

None other gods. Not Krishna, not Mithra, not Osiris, none.

Deuteronomy 6:4 Hear, O Israel: The LORD our God is one LORD:

One Lord. Not two, not three, not many, but one.

John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

If you want to cometh unto God (and if you don't want to cometh unto God, then there's something wrong with you), then Jesus is the only way. There is no other.
Individual personages are irrelevant. The Christos is universal. I permeates all space and matter. It is the wisdom of all phenomenon.
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Default Re: White people is God's chosen - 06-10-2007, 01:16 AM

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Individual personages are irrelevant. The Christos is universal. I permeates all space and matter. It is the wisdom of all phenomenon.
Would you mind putting down your crack pipe and making an attempt to post in American? I can't make heads nor tails of your gibberish. You talk like a homer.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: White people is God's chosen - 06-10-2007, 02:55 AM

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Would you mind putting down your crack pipe and making an attempt to post in American? I can't make heads nor tails of your gibberish. You talk like a homer.
John 12: [40] He hath blinded their eyes, and hardened their heart; that they should not see with their eyes, nor understand with their heart, and be converted, and I should heal them.

Mark 8:
[15] And he charged them, saying, Take heed, beware of the leaven of the Pharisees, and of the leaven of Herod.
[16] And they reasoned among themselves, saying, It is because we have no bread.
[17] And when Jesus knew it, he saith unto them, Why reason ye, because ye have no bread? perceive ye not yet, neither understand? have ye your heart yet hardened?
[18] Having eyes, see ye not? and having ears, hear ye not? and do ye not remember?
[19] When I brake the five loaves among five thousand, how many baskets full of fragments took ye up? They say unto him, Twelve.
[20] And when the seven among four thousand, how many baskets full of fragments took ye up? And they said, Seven.
[21] And he said unto them, How is it that ye do not understand?


Tell me "pastor", can you understand that simple and most obvious allegory?
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[16] And they reasoned among themselves, saying, It is because we have no bread.

Tell me "pastor", can you understand that simple and most obvious allegory?
there no needs to be takin that tone wiv Mr.Pastor Zeke! i not no who learned you your theolololgys, but i do no they be a loon, cuz bread not a allergy unless you allergick to penecillin? i confuseds now



your moldy an schmelly old cosmick bread not biblickal bread, so there
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there no needs to be takin that tone wiv Mr.Pastor Zeke! i not no who learned you your theolololgys, but i do no they be a loon, cuz bread not a allergy unless you allergick to penecillin? i confuseds now

your moldy an schmelly old cosmick bread not biblickal bread, so there
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I permeates all space and matter.
You're claiming that you permeates all space and matter? This is what too much LSD does to a boy. Next he'll turn into one of those drug-addled Ganjafarians and start explaining how he and he loves his Jar.

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Awwww, how cute. It's trying to communicate with me. It thinks it's people.
The irony within this post is staggering.


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


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Default Re: White people is God's chosen - 06-12-2007, 12:24 AM

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Awwww, how cute. It's trying to communicate with me. It thinks it's people.
The irony within this post is staggering.
So you think I'M cute? You're sounding more and more like a homosexual... which means you're a vampire in the astral plane, sir (or ma'am if you'd like).
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Default Re: White people is God's chosen - 06-12-2007, 12:40 AM

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So you think I'M cute? You're sounding more and more like a homosexual... which means you're a vampire in the astral plane, sir (or ma'am if you'd like).
Once again you demonstrate the depths of your perverted lifestyle. Brother Temperance is completely uninterested in your tiny little demonstick. In addition, the only way anyone might be a vampire is if they dressed up as one for Halloween. And since we True Christians™ do not follow such satanic customs, there is zero chance that you might get Brother T to don such an outfit while he buggers you.

It sounds like you have us mixed up with the catlickers again.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: White people is God's chosen - 06-12-2007, 01:42 AM

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So you think I'M cute? You're sounding more and more like a homosexual... which means you're a vampire in the astral plane, sir (or ma'am if you'd like).
Uhhh, nope, I'd wager a guess that he was leaning more towards 'lower life form' rather than 'cute' with regards to you.



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Default Re: White people is God's chosen - 06-12-2007, 01:59 AM

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Uhhh, nope, I'd wager a guess that he was leaning more towards 'lower life form' rather than 'cute' with regards to you.
You are so in their pocket. At least try and pretend that you're not their buddy, Mrs. Pagan.
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Default Re: White people is God's chosen - 06-12-2007, 02:05 AM

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Once again you demonstrate the depths of your perverted lifestyle. Brother Temperance is completely uninterested in your tiny little demonstick. In addition, the only way anyone might be a vampire is if they dressed up as one for Halloween.

"The greatest lie the devil ever pulled off was convincing mankind he doesn't exist"

And since we True Christians™ do not follow such satanic customs, there is zero chance that you might get Brother T to don such an outfit while he buggers you.

Are you at this moment thinking about two homosexuals defiling the sacred fire of the holy spirit via sodomy right now, Pastor Zeke?

It sounds like you have us mixed up with the catlickers again.
You are there off shoot after all.
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Default Re: White people is God's chosen - 06-12-2007, 02:19 AM

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You are so in their pocket. At least try and pretend that you're not their buddy, Mrs. Pagan.
Who says I'm their buddy? Have you seen some of the things they say to me?? However I do find them extremely amusing, and not entirely without wit. And the debates here aren't so bad. And watching some of the discussions here, such as the ones they have with you, are also on the amusing side as well.



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