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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-01-2017, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
The creator of the rainbow flag has left this earth and is now waving his flag in HELL.
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Praise His glorious name! The rainbow was God's beautiful way of not letting Himself forget His promise not to drown almost all life on earth again:
Genesis 9:12-16 KJV: 12 And God said, This [is] the token of the covenant which I make between me and you and every living creature that [is] with you, for perpetual generations: 13 I do set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be for a token of a covenant between me and the earth. 14 And it shall come to pass, when I bring a cloud over the earth, that the bow shall be seen in the cloud: 15 And I will remember my covenant, which [is] between me and you and every living creature of all flesh; and the waters shall no more become a flood to destroy all flesh. 16 And the bow shall be in the cloud; and I will look upon it, that I may remember the everlasting covenant between God and every living creature of all flesh that [is] upon the earth.
How dare sodomites appropriate it to glorify their sins.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-01-2017, 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
There is rejoicing in Heaven tonight!
CLICK to read the great news! The creator of the rainbow flag has left this earth and is now waving his flag in HELL.
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No physical description in the newspaper for a wanted man has become synonymous with "be on the lookout for a Negroe". No cause given for the death for a godless pervert leaves little to the imagination as well. God will not be mocked.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-01-2017, 11:40 PM
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COUNTED OUT
This Is Why The Erasing of LGBT Americans On The 2020 Census Matters
LGBT will not feature on the 2020 Census as a category.
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I thought they "just wanted to be treated like ‘normal ’ people" who do not get singled out on census forms. What do they want next? Special categories based on hair length or nose size or morbid obesity?
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If you want to understand the anger felt over the news that LGBT people not being counted in the 2020 Census, consider this: if you are straight you have always counted. You have no idea what it is not to be counted, or not to count
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That'll be the day, when they can count! According to the evolutionist doctrine they spout rainbows have 7 components based on the claim that we evolved from monkeys in trees. Therefore, they declare, our eyes are hypersensitive to shades of green as would be necessary to distinguish predators from leaves. Consequently the spectrum is arranged around the central green hues, as we learned at school:
RED
ORANGE
YELLOW
GREEN
BLUE
INDIGO
VIOLET
Green divides into the yellow and the blue with three distinct hues each: from the yellow to the red and on into the infra-red; from the blue to the violet and on into the ultra-violet. Seven. Not six. If evolution is wrong about rainbows maybe it's wrong about the gay gene as well? But no, we are expected to accept special pleading in one case but not the other.
(purple is a compound of different wavelengths, not a wavelength in its own right)
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Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-19-2017, 01:17 PM
Aaron Hernandez, messican murderer and former NFL player, has joined the population of Patriot fans and other vile sinners in Perdition:
CLICK to learn more.
I have always thought Bill Bellychicks or whatever that coach's name is was a conduit for evil, and this just proves it. The Hernandez Murders, Bradygate, cheating; you just can't escape the facts. I think True Christians™ should avoid watching the NFL at all. Since these teams interact with one another, there is no telling how many demons have been transferred among them; buying a ticket is akin to selling your soul.
COME, LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Location: 13706 Levite's Sojourn Terr., Gibeah Hill, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-26-2017, 11:59 AM
Robert M. Pirsig, a worshiper of rational thinking ( which God hates) who was possessed by the demons of schizophrenia, will get to ride his motorcycle across hell for eternity.
From the JYT:
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Robert M. Pirsig, whose “Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance,” a dense and discursive novel of ideas, became an unlikely publishing phenomenon in the mid-1970s and a touchstone in the waning days of the counterculture, died on Monday at his home in South Berwick, Me. He was 88.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-26-2017, 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters
Robert M. Pirsig, a worshiper of rational thinking ( which God hates) who was possessed by the demons of schizophrenia, will get to ride his motorcycle across hell for eternity.
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I didn't know he was some sort of rationalist. How come his book was about worshiping the Buddha? That was just the schizophrenia, I guess.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-26-2017, 12:58 PM
Reading and obeying the Bible made me realize how many worthless hours I had spent reading stupid self serving books. "Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance" was one of the first on the pyre..soon followed by books by Carlos Castenada, Richard Bach, Germaine Greer, Kurt Vonnegut, Herman Hesse, Thomas Mann, JP Satre, Henry Miller, Anais Nin and other degenerates. Most are in hell..thanks to God. A couple are still clutching to life, but will soon look forward to an eternity of torment.
The KJV Bible is the ONLY book that guides me now.
Phil
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61
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Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-26-2017, 05:48 PM
Jonathan Demme, director of Hollywood smut, is Satan's newest plaything of note.
Demme will be remembered for Philadelphia, which turned America gay, by showing homosexuals as not all leather clad perverts who dance in The Blue Oyster.
And Silence of the Lambs. Which is actually a good movie that shows what happens to fat chicks.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-27-2017, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Levi Jones
Jonathan Demme, director of Hollywood smut, is Satan's newest plaything of note.
Demme will be remembered for. . .Silence of the Lambs. Which is actually a good movie that shows what happens to fat chicks.
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Because I am unable to afford air-conditioning*, I have often watched Silence of the Lambs in the hot summer months as it gives me chills.*
Some secular assistance agency person once advised me to stop tithing 85% of my meager temporary disability income to Christian causes so that I could afford basic amenities. Of course I looked at him as if he had grown an extra head (or a pair of horns). How can I ever expect the Lord to bless me with abundance if I shortchange His Church?
Any day now I just know that Jesus will return my love offerings to Him many fold.
2 Corinthians 9:6
But this I say, He which soweth sparingly shall reap also sparingly; and he which soweth bountifully shall reap also bountifully.
Luke 6:38
Give, and it shall be given unto you; good measure, pressed down, and shaken together, and running over, shall men give into your bosom. For with the same measure that ye mete withal it shall be measured to you again.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-03-2017, 12:59 PM
Christ-hating sodomite William M. Hoffman, who emotionally manipulated people into seeing GRID-infected sodomites as actual people, will get to see his plays staged at the Hell Hippodrome.
From The Washington Compost:
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William M. Hoffman, a playwright who forced theatergoers to confront the stigma and agony of AIDS with his pathbreaking work “As Is,” died April 29 at a rehabilitation facility in the Bronx. He was 78.
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When theater patrons “come to a show like ‘As Is’ and see gay people portrayed like them, they see that AIDS is like the cancer their mama had or the heart failure their son had,” Mr. Hoffman told the Times in 1987. “At one performance on Broadway, an obviously straight guy was crying in the lobby afterwards, and I heard him say over and over again, ‘I didn’t know. I didn’t know.’ In a way, that’s my deepest wish — to make AIDS more ordinary, to make people understand that it’s not a moral affliction, it’s another disease.”
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-23-2017, 05:58 PM
CHOO CHOO!!! James Bond has finally been sent on one final mission... to the fiery pits of hell!
http://www.wnd.com/2017/05/james-bon...rig=diversions
As we know, not only was James Bond an inveterate fornicator, but he was a spy for a foreign organization who held no loyalty to the good ol' USA!
Goodbye, Mr. Bond, and may you be both shaken and stirred for the devil's cocktails for eternity!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-23-2017, 06:12 PM
Foreign spy James Bond, who was also known by his alias Roger Moore, was likely a co-conspirator against the USA with terrorist spies Snowden and Manning.
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-23-2017, 06:47 PM
Fact about the James Bond films: The deathstyle choices that those films glorified were so blatantly sinful that even Patrick McGoohan, who was a Mary-hailer and therefore no stranger to depravity and God-mocking, turned down the role.
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Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-24-2017, 02:15 AM
I'm still waiting for The Lord to deal with Connery, Brosnan, Dalton, Craig and that other guy.
The Bond films lured in many a fine young Christian boy with its fun gadgets then introduced them to characters like, "Pussy Galore."
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-24-2017, 02:38 AM
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I'm still waiting for The Lord to deal with Connery, Brosnan, Dalton, Craig and that other guy.
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Not to mention the entire cast of Duran Duran.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-10-2017, 05:35 PM
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-11-2017, 12:55 AM
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Is this some kind of gay fan art? What is this?
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Location: In the hell void where I watch your faith.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-11-2017, 06:02 AM
choo choo...
now that I think of it I think hell is gonna be toxic because all of those people with insane minds are gonna stay there. or worst being alone in that void like your some kind of social science experiment.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-11-2017, 06:08 AM
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all of those people with insane minds are gonna stay there. or worst being alone in that void like your some kind of social science experiment.
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You're so right! And it once again makes me so happy to be part of the Landover Baptist community, which couldn't be more unlike the lake of fire. This is practically Paradise on Earth!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-11-2017, 05:05 PM
Batman was fag-enabling both because of the sodomaniacal relationship between Batman and Robin and because of its "camp" (i.e., homosexual) sensibility. The character of Aunt Harriet was introduced as a red herring, but no one was fooled.
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