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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Wow, indeed! Those are terrible looking creatures from Hell! I thank God my mother never let me choose Homosexuality!
I wonder, Dr. White, are those horrible little things related to the curse God gives wives when their husbands are overtaken with fits of jealousy? You know, the curse that instantaneously produces an abortion if she was in fact a whore behind her husband's back, and that resulted in the baby in her womb (Numbers 5:11-22)?
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What a
refreshing question, dear Sister in Christ! It is questions and hypotheses like this that advance
Creation Science the most.
You'll be happy to know that our Creation Science Team did not remain idle. Instead, we conducted
a demanding Interwebs image search to see if there are data that support your hypothesis. There are.
This is the demonic creature that resides in the cooters of harlots:
You can also see that this entity is
pink, which connects it irrefutably with
sodomite women (Romans 1:26).
Now we can easily determine that this demon is quite similar to the
anorectal lower intestine colonic demon of sodomite men. However, as we know that
God Created all Creatures as
separate Kinds (Genesis 1:21-24) , we cannot claim immediately that these demons are
related, but when we take into account
genetic entropy, we can easily deduce that, also here, your hypothesis must be
right as it is supported by the
Bible.
Numbers 5:24
And he shall cause the woman to drink the bitter water that causeth the curse: and the water that causeth the curse shall enter into her, and become bitter.
Bitter? This must mean acidic, as it feels bitter. The cooter becomes
acidic and
bitter? Does it!?
It does! As it happens, the cooterish environment
is acidic, as Jesus explained.
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An adult woman of reproductive age will have ***dirty word with the meaning of "related to the cooter" removed to avoid mayhem among our Ladies*** secretions with a pH of about 3.8-4.5 on a good day. This is fairly acidic on the pH scale, about the same as a tomato.
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Wait! There is
more. In addition to finally finding the missing ingredient to our
Biblical Bitter Water Formula (we'll mix it with some
Trichomonas parasites now), this also
proves Creation and
falsifies evolution Big Time! Our Team found another informative image. Behold!
This demon has a
flagellum (pl.
flagella from the Latin tongue). Now, it has been established that
flagella cannot be formed by blind random chance mutations of the DNA heresy. It is a sign that
Jesus designed this organismal demon. It is the
final proof for atheists that
Jesus punishes them and wants to warn them and make them
Repent with discomfort and discharge.
2 Peter 2:9
The Lord knoweth how to deliver the godly out of temptations, and to reserve the unjust unto the day of judgment to be punished:
Poor Jesus suffered for many hours to save the harlots. It is righteous that
they should also suffer for their disobedience!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer