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Default 8 Ways to identify a harlot. - 10-21-2009, 12:13 PM

Dear members, as most of you know, I am an ex-harlot! I am able to confess this now, as I have turned from that lifestyle and now only have one desire in my heart and that is for Jesus! PRAISE!!

Daniel 9:9
To the Lord our God belong mercy and forgiveness, though we have rebelled against Him.

As an expert in the field and due to my burning desire to help future harlots to not walk that broad path, I feel it is my duty to point out the warning signs to spot whether your wife, fiancée, daughter, mother or even friend is a harlot. If you spot any of these signs, be cautious before you approach. Ask a Pastor to join you whenever confronting a harlot. They are deceitful beings and have many resources on snaring men (and women).
  • Clothing and make-up will be the first give-away. Tight jeans, short skirts, fish-net stockings, high heels and over accessorized jewelry will all point to a girl being a harlot.
  • If the girl in question is over the age of 13, the chances of her being a harlot is greater than the possibility that she is not. It is natural. Girls are lustful by nature and need no encouragement to become harlots!
  • A harlot will be obsessed with sex and as such find secret ways to watch porn every chance she gets. This could be on DVD, on the internet or even her cell phone and magazines. Watch out for these signs.
  • Harlots will always have at least one man (but often more) “on stand-by” who will fuel her in her lustful ways. You can be guaranteed of finding disgusting texts and even pictures on her cell phone and e-mail address. Insist on regularly checking these sources of evil-doing.
  • Non-Christian females are guaranteed to ALL be harlots. The only way to be protected from this burning lust is by having God in your heart. If your friend tells you she is a pagan/atheist/agnostic, RUN! She is a harlot who has already started plotting her plan to trap you in her wicked-ways! Non-Christians equates devil-worshipper. Do not touch them or they will hex you. The men they do manage to trap and have intercourse with will have a spell on them, which will make them go back for more time and time again. Only the Lord can release you from this spell.
  • Harlots are cunning and always need a new challenge. They will target Christian men and married men. Do not let them near your friends and family.
  • Due to their raised levels of sexual lust, they will masturbate daily. This could be anywhere. In the privacy of her bedroom (if we are talking about your daughter, she should not have doors on her room), in a public restroom, in her office at work. Anything goes for these whores girls.
  • They are bound to have paraphernalia that will point to their wickedness. These could be the obvious, or even general household items. If you suspect this to be a problem with your loved one, please PM me with a detailed description of the item and I will be sure to tell you if this could be used for pleasure purposes or not.

Men, be weary and attentive to these signs. Avoid these women at all costs and as I said, if you have to approach a harlot, always call for back-up!

-- EX-HarlotGirlNY


Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.
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Default Re: 8 Ways to identify a harlot. - 10-21-2009, 07:14 PM

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  • If the girl in question is over the age of 13, the chances of her being a harlot is greater than the possibility that she is not. It is natural. Girls are lustful by nature and need no encouragement to become harlots!
Is this common in America, or just in New York? That's a bit of a wild accusation, don't you think? 13? No, surely not?

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  • A harlot will be obsessed with sex and as such find secret ways to watch porn every chance she gets. This could be on DVD, on the internet or even her cell phone and magazines. Watch out for these signs.
Are you not going to tell the other harlots on this site to PM you if they want the names of some good porn movies, some of which I would not be surprised if you were the star in it!

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  • Non-Christian females are guaranteed to ALL be harlots. The only way to be protected from this burning lust is by having God in your heart. If your friend tells you she is a pagan/atheist/agnostic, RUN! She is a harlot who has already started plotting her plan to trap you in her wicked-ways! Non-Christians equates devil-worshipper. Do not touch them or they will hex you. The men they do manage to trap and have intercourse with will have a spell on them, which will make them go back for more time and time again. Only the Lord can release you from this spell.
Another wild accusation. I know non-Christians that are not at all promiscuous and then I know Christians who whore around town!

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  • Due to their raised levels of sexual lust, they will masturbate daily.
Every day? Wow, all the power to them!


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Are you sure about the EX part?
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Default Re: 8 Ways to identify a harlot. - 10-21-2009, 08:31 PM

Oh hateful one, why do you persist to troll this here good forum. Shoo now!

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Are you not going to tell the other harlots on this site to PM you if they want the names of some good porn movies, some of which I would not be surprised if you were the star in it!
Epic Fail!
I recognize you though. Aren't you that girl from Girls gone Wild - Fat Goths Edition?

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Another wild accusation. I know non-Christians that are not at all promiscuous and then I know Christians who whore around town!
True Christians do not sin. Is this normal where YOU are from?

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Every day? Wow, all the power to them!
Gross! Your hands are going to fall off!

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Are you sure about the EX part?
I do not have to prove myself to you, you satanic harlot!

-- NotEvenSlightlyOffendedByTheFatGothGirlNY


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Default Re: 8 Ways to identify a harlot. - 10-21-2009, 09:47 PM

Well said, LostGirlNY, but may I suggest that age is not necessarily a factor for harlotism. Girls are often harlots when they are 11, 10 or younger. Those little whores who dress up in wigs like Hannah Montana and go to rock concerts are just as bad as the Gothic heathen who is arguing for sex and her own eternal damnation. Perhaps you should change the name to 9 ways to identify a harlot and add that if you're a fat goth who wants to troll True Christian forums with her satanic babble you are for sure a harlot.

As for you, heathenistic goth, if you want to be a troll you need not be on this forum, just stay at home and continue stuffing your face with your false ideas and twinkies. A True Christian cannot be a harlot because a True Christian is not a harlot. Do you know anything? I pray you spend a little less money on your groceries and, undoubtedly, your drugs (you seem to have the craziness of a druggie) and invest instead in a KJV Bible. There's always time to repent. God be with you, fool.
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Default Re: 8 Ways to identify a harlot. - 10-22-2009, 01:46 AM

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Are you not going to tell the other harlots on this site to PM you if they want the names of some good porn movies, some of which I would not be surprised if you were the star in it!
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Are you sure about the EX part?
What did you just call my soon-to-be-fiance???

Whats your real name? Where do you live?


Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

GOD HATES FAGS
Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
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Default Re: 8 Ways to identify a harlot. - 10-22-2009, 08:11 AM

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Well said, LostGirlNY, but may I suggest that age is not necessarily a factor for harlotism. Girls are often harlots when they are 11, 10 or younger. Those little whores who dress up in wigs like Hannah Montana and go to rock concerts are just as bad as the Gothic heathen who is arguing for sex and her own eternal damnation. Perhaps you should change the name to 9 ways to identify a harlot and add that if you're a fat goth who wants to troll True Christian forums with her satanic babble you are for sure a harlot.


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As for you, heathenistic goth, if you want to be a troll you need not be on this forum, just stay at home and continue stuffing your face with your false ideas and twinkies. A True Christian cannot be a harlot because a True Christian is not a harlot. Do you know anything? I pray you spend a little less money on your groceries and, undoubtedly, your drugs (you seem to have the craziness of a druggie) and invest instead in a KJV Bible. There's always time to repent. God be with you, fool.
Don't mind her, she tends to stroll in here every now and then to spew hatred, then someone steps on her scaly tale and she subsides to lick her wounds in a corner (where I wish she would stay).


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Default Re: 8 Ways to identify a harlot. - 10-22-2009, 08:13 AM

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What did you just call my soon-to-be-fiance???
Now now Brother Hank. Calm down!

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Whats your real name? Where do you live?
Remember what we talked about? No more possessiveness until we are both True Christians.

Breathe Brother, breathe!


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Default Re: 8 Ways to identify a harlot. - 10-22-2009, 10:12 AM

Name calling is such a poor sport we all get up to some times

Should we not be more warm of heart - misguided as they may be they still have the essence of the lord hidden in their somewhere

We need to have a ministry dedicated to visit these women and gently (very gently) lead them back to sober lifestyles
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Default Re: 8 Ways to identify a harlot. - 10-22-2009, 12:54 PM

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Name calling is such a poor sport we all get up to some times

Should we not be more warm of heart - misguided as they may be they still have the essence of the lord hidden in their somewhere

We need to have a ministry dedicated to visit these women and gently (very gently) lead them back to sober lifestyles
Who is this "we" you refer to, heathen? You aren't even a Christian.

Rev. Jim already has an extremely successful program for young ladies who have strayed from Christ's love. Don't try and muscle in on the action.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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