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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
07-22-2015, 09:32 PM
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raising a quiverful?
YIC
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No , and i never will
Leviticus 14:57
To teach when it is unclean, and when it is clean: this is the law of leprosy.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
07-22-2015, 09:37 PM
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turn rabidly against your elders.
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And where did I do that?!
Leviticus 14:57
To teach when it is unclean, and when it is clean: this is the law of leprosy.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
07-22-2015, 09:40 PM
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I've got the right to set boundaries!
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
07-22-2015, 09:46 PM
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People who sign things without reading them, oy vey.
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I thought you were supposed to be an atheist, "Mister" Much! Have you just accidentally outed yourself as a joo????
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
07-22-2015, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
I thought you were supposed to be an atheist, "Mister" Much! Have you just accidentally outed yourself as a joo????
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Hello Joanna,
Is there a new rule that states that people who use words or sentences often used by Jews or people from Amsterdam can not be atheist?
Kind regards,
Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
07-22-2015, 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles
...raising a quiverful?
YIC
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Originally Posted by metalmate
No , and i never will
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Would someone shout "GLORY"?
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
...oy vey.
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
...Have you just accidentally outed yourself as a joo????
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I love that expression as one cannot use it (even if the listener does not understand at first) without the meaning being crystal clear. The closest that English comes is "Good grief", but it's so closely associated with Charlie Brown (don't get me wrong, I do like Peanuts) that people think you're quoting him and miss the point.
Still atheist, with uninteresting Anglo-Saxon ancestry, I am what I am.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
07-22-2015, 10:42 PM
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Would someone shout "GLORY"?
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I just chanced my opinion , I will give birth to a lot of punks and metalheads and raise them to be rebels like me
Leviticus 14:57
To teach when it is unclean, and when it is clean: this is the law of leprosy.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
07-22-2015, 10:54 PM
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I just chanced my opinion , I will give birth to a lot of punks and metalheads and raise them to be rebels like me
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Better start saving your shekels, then:
Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; 29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel’s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
07-22-2015, 11:04 PM
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Better start saving your shekels, then:
Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; 29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel’s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."
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I don't need to pay for getting pregnant cause Im fertile enough to get pregnant from sex
Leviticus 14:57
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
07-22-2015, 11:41 PM
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I don't need to pay for getting pregnant...
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The point.
Your head.
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...cause Im fertile enough to get pregnant from sex
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You THINK you are. You can't know until after you've done so successfully.
Logic and you aren't the best of friends, huh?
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
07-22-2015, 11:52 PM
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The point.
Your head.
You THINK you are. You can't know until after you've done so successfully.
Logic and you aren't the best of friends, huh?
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What's with my head?
I have proof Im fertile : getting my period every month .
Leviticus 14:57
To teach when it is unclean, and when it is clean: this is the law of leprosy.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
07-23-2015, 12:18 AM
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What's with my head?...
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...I have proof Im fertile...
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Again, again, assertions are not even evidence, let alone proof.
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...getting my period every month .
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That is far from all there is to it.
But nvm that for now. Have you ever read the Bible?
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
07-23-2015, 01:14 AM
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Do you seriously think that God has bent His Divine Rules just for your mother?
While all of the other good hearted atheists, as well as babies who died before accepting Christ, are destined for eternal damnation?
Odd.
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Quite, Sister. In fact, I'd say it's more than odd, I'd say it's offensive. Let's say Ray is right and Jesus spoke to him assuring him that his foul, soul-like-an-old-menstrual-rags (Isaiah 64:6) mother is in Heaven. This makes God a liar on several levels. For one thing, we must doubt the divine system of sin=damnation as a default to human existence as revealed to be Truth in the Holy Bible (John 3:18). If salvation is not necessary for entrance to Heaven, then why bother with faith (Ephesians 2:8)? What's the point of believing in the story of Jesus, born miraculously from a virgin mother, and Himself as Father, a Holy Ghost somehow equipped with physical seed? One wonders, was the Ghost invisible? Did Mary see physical seed floating around as an invisible ghost hovered over her? Did the Holy Ghost take on transparency and look like an adult Jesus? Did she feel any physical activity or did she simply have to trust the event took place and wait for her cycle to come? Why bother asking any of these questions at all if it doesn't matter?
Apparently one doesn't have to believe that Jesus was born under such extraordinary measures (Matthew 1:18), lived, temporarily died, lived again (1 Corinthians 15:12-13), floated up to the clouds (Acts 1:9), off into outer space without any pressure controlled suit or source of oxygen, miraculously sits next to Himself (Romans 8:34; John 10:30), in order prevent True Christians™ from ending up in the Lake of Fire (Revelation 20:14). Why bother with faith at all if it's not important? The story is so patently unbelievable, it requires faith, for God in His Mercy wouldn't make it impossible for us! If one does not have faith, God says they will be tormented for eternity. Unless God is a liar and can't be trusted.
But if faith isn't important, then who heals us when we are sick (James 5:14-15)? Who blesses us with well timed circumstances and favorable events (2 Corinthians 9:6)? Who will write our names in the Book of Life (Revelation 20:15)? Why even bother with anything the Holy Bible says if we don't know which parts can be trusted and which parts are in error?
It's just all so confusing, and that's not charitable at all!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
07-23-2015, 03:27 PM
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Basilisa I don't expect God to bend any rules. All I know is he spoke to me and said my mother was with him.
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My dear, while I'm sure that God speaks often to Pastor Zeke ( ) and other Godly men who actually KNOW and FOLLOW His Will, I sincerely doubt that God has spoken to you, a person who is completely ignorant of God's Rules (as clearly spelled out in the Bible - if you don't remember it, then you clearly aren't following it).
I'm afraid the voices you hear in your head are those of demons. dear.
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The troubles in her life (like losing a 5 year child) drove her to alcoholism and mental illness. She was sick and he showed her His divine mercy.
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...And according to His Divine rules, she's burning in .
You really need to read the Bible, dear. Also, there are some medications which will help to kill that demon voices in your head. Just ask for medication for schizophrenia.
I hope that was helpful, dear.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
02-19-2016, 03:04 PM
I disagree (partially becuase I consider myself and atheist, cosmoslogist/astrophysicist, environmentalist, darwinst ect) And if god hates all those people, heaven (if it exists) will be a very boring place. All the people I admire (Scientists, artists, actors ect) will all be in hell, and the people I don't like (religios fundamentalists) will be in heaven. Very boring i deed
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
02-19-2016, 03:31 PM
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I disagree (partially becuase I consider myself and atheist...
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Which disqualifies you from having an opinion in the first place.
Because logic.
Now I'm off to ask a teetotaling oenophile their opinion about this Beaujolais I just purchased, because I totally respect their opinion, which is like based on the label or the winemaker's dog's name or some other totally solid, objective, completely relevant evidence.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
02-28-2016, 09:08 AM
Is this a serious site? I can't really tell.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
02-28-2016, 06:31 PM
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Is this a serious site? I can't really tell.
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I find it very sad when people don't take religion seriously.
You should repent for your sins and accept Jesus as your Savior, Mr. Will ISIS.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
05-04-2016, 09:39 AM
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I'm afraid the voices you hear in your head are those of demons. dear.
...And according to His Divine rules, she's burning in .
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