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Re: Women and Their Place!! -
01-14-2007, 12:41 AM
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I'm VERY suprised at the amount of women posting here.
I'd like to offer a question to them (even though they're not supposed to be here, I may as well inquire into their prescence), do you have computers installed in your kitchens/farms, or are you using laptops to access the internet?
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Laptops! A Macbook because I am a woman of purity. And why wouldn't women post here? Do they not also want to be closer to God ie in the kitchen or behind the men?
2 Timothy Chapter 3
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[1] This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.
[2] For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,
[3] Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,
[4] Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;
[5] Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.
[6] For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts,
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You wouldn't want to have a bunch of silly lustful women running around captive to gay men's will would you? So we have to come to Landover for protection!
Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
Thy livery, and long thy quiver born. - Ovid
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Re: Women and Their Place!! -
01-14-2007, 12:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Sponge
I'm VERY suprised at the amount of women posting here.
I'd like to offer a question to them (even though they're not supposed to be here, I may as well inquire into their prescence), do you have computers installed in your kitchens/farms, or are you using laptops to access the internet?
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True Christian™ women may only enter this forum with the permission and supervision of the True Christian™ Man who acts as their shepard and master, usually a Husband or Father, as the Holy Bible admonishes.
1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Women and Their Place!! -
01-14-2007, 03:34 AM
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True Christian™ women may only enter this forum with the permission and supervision of the True Christian™ Man who acts as their shepard and master, usually a Husband or Father, as the Holy Bible admonishes.
1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
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AMEN Pastor Ezekiel !!
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Re: Women and Their Place!! -
01-14-2007, 11:18 AM
Brother Love I couldn't agree with you more. Just looking at the sky high divorce rate today should give one doubts about all this talk of "equality". You just can't have a Democracy with just two people. What are they supposed to do - toss a coin when they disagree? According to our so-called physicist scientists the laws of Quantum Mechanics rule the physical world. That means that God tossed the first big coin and He says the man rules.
Praise Jesus!
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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01-16-2007, 12:26 AM
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Laptops! A Macbook because I am a woman of purity.
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Do you know recognise the symbol on your "macbook"? It's an apple. A representation of the fruit eaten by Eve in the Garden of Eden. 6000 years later, and women still haven't got any wiser. And what's "macbook" short for, anyway? Do you think it's a coincidence that the macintosh is the garment most favoured by deviants?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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02-05-2007, 03:15 AM
i agree women should be kept in cages not allowed out unless we want something hey we are the bigger ones right....the ones that start all the wars, the ones that rape, the ones that steal and murder. all the worst leaders men.....i cant believe there is actualy this many stupid people in the world....the size of your intelligence shows that there is no god or he wouldnt have made you so stupid....
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02-05-2007, 03:24 AM
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i agree women should be kept in cages not allowed out unless we want something hey we are the bigger ones right....the ones that start all the wars, the ones that rape, the ones that steal and murder. all the worst leaders men.....i cant believe there is actualy this many stupid people in the world....the size of your intelligence shows that there is no god or he wouldnt have made you so stupid....
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Boy, what exactly is your point? That Jesus doesn't exist? That would mean that YOU don't exist either.
Are you angry because Jesus gave you all those zits? Stop picking at them and they'll go away. Also stop playing with yourself. That causes zits as well...
You might try prayer too.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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02-05-2007, 04:26 AM
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Originally Posted by 153IQ
i agree women should be kept in cages not allowed out unless we want something hey we are the bigger ones right....the ones that start all the wars, the ones that rape, the ones that steal and murder. all the worst leaders men.....i cant believe there is actualy this many stupid people in the world....the size of your intelligence shows that there is no god or he wouldnt have made you so stupid....
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Hitlery? That you?
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02-05-2007, 09:07 AM
oh wow you christians are oh so witty...you really know how to deviate from the fact that you are wrong in your beliefs....
jesus was a real man like anyone else who was killed because he claimed he was a god which was illegal....why do you think he asked god why he had forsaken him while he was up on the cross tortured? because he believed that he would be saved and he wasnt....
jesus was also not white...i bet that would upset some of you racists in here....
Christians murdered indians
Christians murdered indians
In the history of the human race
Of all the inspirations for the separation of man from his true tribal culture
Of all the inspirations for acts of violence from one man onto another,
From one nation onto another, from one oppressor onto the oppressed.
There is no more guilty party and inspiration than those books known
As the holy bible the Koran and the bagavad gita to spread separation of mankind.
The bible is bull, the bible is bull
The bible is bull, the Koran is a lie, the bagavad gita did not fall from the sky
These are the books that were written by men.
They've caused wars, now follow if you can,
They took away our love and gave us fear
Tried to make us hate the one who put us here
Then they took our sacred songs and made them wrong
Then they took away our prayers and gave us theirs
The bible is bull, the Koran is a lie, the bagavad gita did not fall from the sky
These are the books that were written by men.
They've caused wars, now follow if you can,
First they created sin so they could win
Then they built the cages they could put us in
Then they took away our tribes and gave us jail
Then they took away the earth and gave us hell
The bible is bull, the Koran is a lie, the bagavad gita did not fall from the sky
These are the books that were written by men.
They've caused wars, now follow if you can,
It's time for you to love one another
It's time for you recognize your brother
It's time for us to stop killing our mother
It's time for us to care for each other
The bible is bull, the bible is bull
The bible is bull, the bible is bull
It's time for you to love one another
It's time for you recognize your brother
It's time for us to stop killing our mother
It's time for us to take care of each other
It's time for you to love one another
It's time for you recognize your brother
It's time for us to stop killing our mother
It's time for us to take care of each other
The bible is bull, the Koran is a lie, the bagavad gita did not fall from the sky
These are the books that were written by men.
They've caused wars, now follow if you can,
They took away our love and gave us fear
Tried to make us hate the one who put us here
Then they took our sacred songs and made them wrong
Then they took away our prayers and gave us theirs
The bible is bull, the Koran is a lie, the bagavad gita did not fall from the sky
These are the books that were written by men.
They've caused wars, now follow if you can,
First they created sin so they could win
Then they built the cages they could put us in
Then they took away our tribes and gave us jail
Then they took away the earth and gave us hell
The bible is bull, the Koran is a lie, the bagavad gita did not fall from the sky
These are the books that were written by men.
They've caused wars, now follow if you can,
It's time for you to love one another
It's time for you recognize your brother
It's time for us to stop killing our mother
It's time for us to care for eachother
The bible is bull, the bible is bull
The bible is bull, the bible is bull
The bible is bull, the bible is bull
The bible is bull, the bible is bull
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Corporate Avenger, The New Testament, Copyright 2000
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Re: Women and Their Place!! -
02-05-2007, 09:24 AM
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oh wow you christians are oh so witty...you really know how to deviate from the fact that you are wrong in your beliefs....
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Yeah, we are wrong because you tell us so, right?
If you really were oh-so-smart as you think you are, I'd say you would be able to argue a point.
You're only here dictating what's what according to your own flawed beliefs.
Your beliefs aren't facts boy, they're opinon.
Stop this little egotrip and get right with Jesus before He KILLS YOU.
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jesus was a real man like anyone else who was killed because he claimed he was a god which was illegal....why do you think he asked god why he had forsaken him while he was up on the cross tortured? because he believed that he would be saved and he wasnt....
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You haven't read very much of the Bible have you?
Not only does Jesus Himself say He is God, but He also rises from the dead three days after the crucifixion.
So His death is only temporarily, and it had to happen, He know's it's going to happen Himself.
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the Koran is a lie, the bagavad gita did not fall from the sky
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Atleast you got that one right.
And did you write all that crap yourself or did you copy it from someone else, post the copyrights the next time or you're getting an infraction for plagiarism.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Women and Their Place!! -
02-05-2007, 11:19 AM
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jesus was a real man like anyone else who was killed because he claimed he was a god which was illegal....
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I beg to differ boy. It was not illegal to proclaim yourself divine in that time period. I'll refer you to the Roman empire. Every heard of an emperor that didn't claim to be half god at least?
The reason the joos turned him is was because he was interfering with their usuring in the tabernacle. Get your facts straight child.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)
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Re: Women and Their Place!! -
02-05-2007, 03:48 PM
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jesus was also not white...i bet that would upset some of you racists in here....
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Of course Jesus was white; God is white, God is Jesus father so therefor Jesus is white. That Mary was some Jewish harlot has nothing to do with it. The Bible clearly shows the mother is only the field were the seed is planted.
For some who thinks he is so smart you seem awfully ill informed friend.
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02-05-2007, 04:09 PM
Women having a political opinion is bad enough, but actually voting is pure and simply an abomination. My wife Delores has plenty of opinions-- about cooking, childrearing, entertainment, clothing, where we should go on vacation, and the best way to get blueberry pie stains out of a pair of white Sans-a-Belt slacks. I even let her decide the color of our last two SUVs (white, and dark green metallic) and how to arrange the furniture in the house. If she even tried talking about politics, she knows I would laugh her out of the room. The idea of Hitlery and Nancy Pelosi (let alone Delores!) sitting in Congress is almost as sad and abominable as the theory of evolution.
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02-05-2007, 11:38 PM
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oh wow you christians are oh so witty...you really
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Plagiarism is stealing, boy, and we don't tolerate vulgarity such as that which you posted (profanity removed).
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Re: Women and Their Place!! -
02-06-2007, 06:15 AM
Most women do know their place, wherever they want to be.
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02-06-2007, 01:27 PM
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Most women do know their place, wherever they want to be.
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Rosetta, you really need to read the Holy Bible, and find a good Christian Man to supervise you.
1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
Ephesians 5:22-24
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
Colossians 3:18
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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04-23-2007, 04:38 AM
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Most women do know their place, wherever they want to be.
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I agree full heartedly.
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I agree full heartedly.
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Absolutely. And real men respect strong women.
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04-23-2007, 03:26 PM
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Absolutely. And real men respect strong women.
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How do you define "real men" here? Jews? Eunuchs? Queers?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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04-23-2007, 03:33 PM
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How do you define "real men" here?
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If you have to ask, you wouldn't understand the answer.
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