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Originally Posted by IreneS
Without a man to choose my husband for me, I figure I might have some say in which man I marry.
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Can't your church deacons arrange a suitable match for you?
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So I've come to thinking that I need a husband who knows how to handle me and how to discipline me properly. The best means of that would be to examine his weaponry. I need firm and hard weaponry.
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Amen, sister. You don't want a husband who will spare you his rod.
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What sort of paddles and whips work best?
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Might I suggest a Christian hockey stick? This is what my parents used on me to beat the gay away, and it
totally worked. The flat part is great for minor infractions, while the thin edge is just the thing for correcting major sins such as masturbation and taking the Lord's name in vain.