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Default Greetings from NY City - 09-24-2016, 03:31 AM

Praise the God of Abraham!


Having been in touch with your fine mayor and having an interest in purchasing property there that I might open a riding academy for female teenagers of all faiths, sexual orientations, and physical conditions, it is my pleasure to greet you all this evening.


I attend Temple of Universal Judaism on Park Avenue. My favorite verse from the Bible is one that speaks of our equality in the Lord.
(1 Samuel 16:7)


I have not "found" Jesus. I know he lived and claimed to be the messiah prophesied throughout history and who will someday be revealed.


Now, let's talk about that academy.


M. Hezekiah, Esq


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Sinner Re: Greetings from NY City - 09-24-2016, 03:44 AM

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Praise the God of Abraham!

Having been in touch with your fine mayor and having an interest in purchasing property there that I might open a riding academy for female teenagers of all faiths, sexual orientations, and physical conditions, it is my pleasure to greet you all this evening.

I attend Temple of Universal Judaism on Park Avenue. My favorite verse from the Bible is one that speaks of our equality in the Lord.
(1 Samuel 16:7)

I have not "found" Jesus. I know he lived and claimed to be the messiah prophesied throughout history and who will someday be revealed.

Now, let's talk about that academy.

M. Hezekiah, Esq
Mr. Hezekiah,

Now that was an introduction that sends shivers down the spine of every True Christian™ manly male, let alone a feeble female. An actual member of the nation that murdered Jesus Christ! That is, fortunately, something that can be ameliorated, as there are several ex-Joos in our midst, people who have discarded the Semite ways and become one with Jesus.

I must say that I find it quite unlikely that our Mayor, Mr. Hold, would have mingled with your kind unless you're a lawyer in which case all this is not only understandable but also inevitable.

The formula is simple. You're doomed in your present state:

Revelation 2:9
I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan.

But the remedy is at hand:

John 8:58
Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Before Abraham was, I am.

I know that you people rely on your negotiating skills as it comes to your Eternal séjour ŕ l'enfer (as they say it in the Jooish tongue) but, please, don't count on it. Your considerable wealth can be better used as tithes for God's Favorite Church here and now, as I sincerely doubt that you can carry it along come Rapture (1 Thessalonians 4:17), when you'll be transported along with the other moananoaning souls into the Pitt (Relevation 20:3).


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Cool Re: Greetings from NY City - 09-24-2016, 03:52 AM

From the desk of Michael Hezekiah, Attorney at Law:

Mr. White:


I am, indeed, an officer of the court, and His Honor Mayor Hold and I are recent acquaintances but we are becoming like-minded in purpose and, I suspect, ideology.


I am not aware of this "rapture" event of which you speak. Our Lord told us that a messiah would come to be our teacher and guide. This has not yet happened, but the faithful Jew continues to follow the tenets set forth in the Torah and the other Holy Books - I believe you people call it the "Old Testament." We call it simply the Bible.


I find your belief that Jesus Christ was indeed the messiah to be laughable and without merit. The messiah will arrive at his chosen time, and will separate the wheat from the chaff. I await his appearing with eagerness, but in the meantime, I must do the tasks for which G_d has given me the שטאַרקייַט


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Default Re: Greetings from NY City - 09-24-2016, 10:13 AM

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Now, let's talk about that academy.


M. Hezekiah, Esq

Lets do that.


Horses used to play a useful role in human society...they could pull a plow, you could harness a carriage to them, you could chase injuns with them but now they are mainly instruments of pleasure for womenfolk.


Females who choose to ride invariably do it to get a tingle in the saddle region. This rapidly escalates into being "ridden hard and put away wet", and "riding bareback".


Riding for pleasure is something that the Freehold Community should abhor. Your application should be roundly rejected.


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Guns Re: Greetings from NY City - 09-24-2016, 02:24 PM

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From the desk of Michael Hezekiah, Attorney at Law:

Mr. White:


I am, indeed, an officer of the court, and His Honor Mayor Hold and I are recent acquaintances but we are becoming like-minded in purpose and, I suspect, ideology.


I am not aware of this "rapture" event of which you speak. Our Lord told us that a messiah would come to be our teacher and guide. This has not yet happened, but the faithful Jew continues to follow the tenets set forth in the Torah and the other Holy Books - I believe you people call it the "Old Testament." We call it simply the Bible.


I find your belief that Jesus Christ was indeed the messiah to be laughable and without merit. The messiah will arrive at his chosen time, and will separate the wheat from the chaff. I await his appearing with eagerness, but in the meantime, I must do the tasks for which G_d has given me the שטאַרקייַט


  • Jesus was to be born at Bethlehem: Micah 5:2
  • Jesus would be from the tribe of Judah: Genesis 49:10
  • Jesus would present himself by riding on an ass: Zechariah 9:10
  • Jesus would be tortured to death: Psalm 22:1-31
  • Jesus would arrive before the destruction of the Second Temple: Daniel 9:24-27
  • Jesus life would match a particular description, including suffering, silence at his arrest and trial, death and burial in a rich man's tomb, and resurrection: Isaiah 52:13-53; 53:12


What more merit do you need.
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Default Re: Greetings from NY City - 09-24-2016, 03:03 PM

Greetings Mr. Michael Hezekiah. These are Baptists who have this site and they are not well disposed toward Jews though they do appreciate the abilities of Jew lawyers. I am a Black man and they are also not well disposed toward Black men but I am friendly and nonthreatening so they have come to love me. If you will not appear threatening they will want to save you and they may well come to love you as they do me. You may even get some legal work from them.

I am Trevor McGregor from Tivoli Gardens in Kingston Jamaica here in America to be educated. I am currently on sabbatical from my studies to assist in the cause of Hillary Clinton who will soon be the President of America. Since you are a Jew lawyer I am certain that you are on the side of the people in this great struggle. I am very pleased to meet you and I hope we will be great friends.

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Default Re: Greetings from NY City - 09-24-2016, 06:12 PM

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Greetings Mr. Michael Hezekiah. These are Baptists who have this site and they are not well disposed toward Jews though they do appreciate the abilities of Jew lawyers. I am a Black man and they are also not well disposed toward Black men but I am friendly and nonthreatening so they have come to love me. If you will not appear threatening they will want to save you and they may well come to love you as they do me. You may even get some legal work from them.

I am Trevor McGregor from Tivoli Gardens in Kingston Jamaica here in America to be educated. I am currently on sabbatical from my studies to assist in the cause of Hillary Clinton who will soon be the President of America. Since you are a Jew lawyer I am certain that you are on the side of the people in this great struggle. I am very pleased to meet you and I hope we will be great friends.

Jah Guide!
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Trying to get some free legal help when you loot a department store, Trevor? Donald Trump is going to WIN. The debate coming up Monday will show your menopausal candidate who is boss.

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Cool Re: Greetings from NY City - 09-24-2016, 07:10 PM

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Lets do that.


Horses used to play a useful role in human society...they could pull a plow, you could harness a carriage to them, you could chase injuns with them but now they are mainly instruments of pleasure for womenfolk.


Females who choose to ride invariably do it to get a tingle in the saddle region. This rapidly escalates into being "ridden hard and put away wet", and "riding bareback".


Riding for pleasure is something that the Freehold Community should abhor. Your application should be roundly rejected.


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Milwaukee obviously still has beer flowing fast and furious although not free. Your filthy mind is a result of the puritanical belief systems being thrown at you by modern religion. You should look into Judaism, man - it'll free you up to think for yourself instead of being a puppet.

Young girls have become some of the finest equestrians in the world. They do it out of a love for the sport and not for masturbatory purposes. Are you always such a lug?

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Cool Re: Greetings from NY City - 09-24-2016, 07:16 PM

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  • Jesus was to be born at Bethlehem: Micah 5:2
  • Jesus would be from the tribe of Judah: Genesis 49:10
  • Jesus would present himself by riding on an ass: Zechariah 9:10
  • Jesus would be tortured to death: Psalm 22:1-31
  • Jesus would arrive before the destruction of the Second Temple: Daniel 9:24-27
  • Jesus life would match a particular description, including suffering, silence at his arrest and trial, death and burial in a rich man's tomb, and resurrection: Isaiah 52:13-53; 53:12


What more merit do you need.
Hey Brentin:

Our prophets knew what they were looking for and it certainly wasn't some kid whose parents were too poor to bribe a desk clerk into getting a decent room at the Inn. That story has been run through the wringer a few times and is an insult to G_d.

When my mighty Messiah arrives, it will be in majesty and glory, and he will be smart enough to do so in a time where there is mass communication. There will be a space for him at the best hotels in Bethlehem. And that MIGHT be Bethlehem, PA, since it's close to NYC.

This Joseph and Mary story needs to be put to rest. Some chick gets knocked up and whelps out a kid in the barn. Yeah, I am sure that's how G_d treats His Son. I don't think so, bud.

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Default Re: Greetings from NY City - 09-24-2016, 08:38 PM

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When [. . .] mighty Messiah arrives, it will be in majesty and glory, and he will be smart enough to do so in a time where there is mass communication. There will be a space for him at the best hotels in Bethlehem. And that MIGHT be Bethlehem, PA, since it's close to NYC.


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When Jesus arrives to end the world in accordance with God's Word, it will be with majesty and glory. And when you consider the influence that He has in the world based on His humble backstory, can you imagine how impactful His Big Reveal will be when he comes back?


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Default Re: Greetings from NY City - 09-25-2016, 12:48 PM

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Milwaukee obviously still has beer flowing fast and furious although not free. Your filthy mind is a result of the puritanical belief systems being thrown at you by modern religion. You should look into Judaism, man - it'll free you up to think for yourself instead of being a puppet.

Young girls have become some of the finest equestrians in the world. They do it out of a love for the sport and not for masturbatory purposes. Are you always such a lug?

M. Hezekiah, Esq

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Nothing like an "ad hominin" attack. My well reasoned rebuttal to your proposed "academy" has led to a vile and putrid attack upon my character. I will not resort to such grubbiness. Did I ever call you a money hungry, scum sucking, bottom dwelling, Christ killing abomination? Did I ever call you a rat infested, scabies hosting, leprous weasel? Do I call you a pedophile, even though you attend the same sinagouge as the shameless Anthony Weiner who texts 15 yo girls that he wakes up hard for her in the morning?


The answer is no. And yet you accuse me of being a drunk and having a filthy mind.


As a dutiful TrueChristian™, when you notified LBC of your proposal, I did some research on the effects of horse riding on vulnerable females. There are many posts on pony club boards, young rider boards, girl scout boards, young teen boards, yahoo, dressage boards, rodeo boards, young Christian activity boards, trailrider boards about this matter. As you can see I have made a serious examination of the matter. There are also some video sites which I have included in my research, but you need to provide a credit card number. I can't remember whether Jews own the credit card industry, or refuse to hold them.


After reading a couple of hundred of posts on various forums, I can assure you that young girl teenagers do derive a certain amount of pleasure while on a horse. I would not like LBC to become an unsuspecting accomplice in this sickness.


The complete dossier (plus pay for view video links) will be available to the Mayor and the Pastoral staff should you choose to pursue this unwise application.


Here are a few of the shocking posts I discovered in my research..


"After three hours in the saddle I can't wait to get off"
"I'm so happy with my horse. I love jumping on him"
"Sometimes he's reluctant to open his mouth, so I just pat him on the nose, show him an apple, and then he always opens his mouth to let me put my bit in"
"Tips on mounting your horse"


If you must set up this "academy", Montana may be a more suitable location.
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Cool Re: Greetings from NY City - 09-26-2016, 03:03 PM

How nice that you "friendly" folks have the anti-Semitic "medal" of Christ Killer displayed on my posts.


There is some debate about whether the Romans allowed subject people to have jurisdiction over capital punishment. But, as Reza Aslan put it to me, “the method of execution settles the question once and for all. Crucifixion was a strictly Roman punishment for crimes against the state.”



The fact of the matter is that Jews—much less “the Jews”—didn’t kill Jesus. Not the Pharisees, not Herod, not <insert your conspiracy theorist cabal of Jewish leaders here>.


And I certainly didn't kill Christ, since the man means nothing to me. He's probably best left to history as a revolutionary who tried his best to get people to do good stuff but failed in the end to do so. However, his influence remains today, so way to go, Jesus.


I have more influence than Jesus since I have the law on my side. Your "savior" went against the laws and that ended up in the death penalty. He should have been more tactful when he knew he was pissing off the leaders of the day. A few coincidental healings (the mind is a powerful thing) does not a messiah make.


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Greetings my good friend Michael. I fear that you are making these white people angry. I have found this activity to be very unwise. They are already poorly disposed toward Jews because of the sad events surrounding the death of Jesus and they are armed to the teeth. You should extend the olive branch of friendship before they get too stirred up. There is just no telling what they might do.

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Greetings my good friend Michael. I fear that you are making these white people angry. I have found this activity to be very unwise. They are already poorly disposed toward Jews because of the sad events surrounding the death of Jesus and they are armed to the teeth. You should extend the olive branch of friendship before they get too stirred up. There is just no telling what they might do.

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I get what you're saying. I can't help but think many of these people would benefit from a joint and some time on Doctor's Cave Beach back in your homeland. I wonder how many of them realize when they say "hallelujah" they are praising Jah?
Say, how are your studies going? How much longer do you have? Hit me up if you need a lawyer at any time. No charge.


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Trev' My Man!


I get what you're saying. I can't help but think many of these people would benefit from a joint and some time on Doctor's Cave Beach back in your homeland. I wonder how many of them realize when they say "hallelujah" they are praising Jah?
Say, how are your studies going? How much longer do you have? Hit me up if you need a lawyer at any time. No charge.


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Greetings Michael. I have suspended my studies for this semester due to the fact that I am working full time toward the election of Hillary Clinton who will be the next President of America. At present I have completed only one semester at the University of Wisconsin at Madison Wisconsin where I was a student on scholarship. I intend to resume my studies at Georgetown University next semester where I will be educated at no charge due to the fact that my ancestors were once slaves and I am probably related to former slaves of the university. My stipend is not yet set, but I am sure it will be more generous than the paltry 400usd that was provided in Wisconsin.

I am also to be offered a job at the State Department where I will provide additional diversity. Working for Hillary Clinton has proved a very good step for me. I thank you for your kind offer of legal assistance but I am assured that if I am forced to break any laws during the campaign that legal representation will be provided for me. In fact Mr. George Soros actually gives a cash bonus to anyone who is arrested while exercising our constitutional right to destroy white owned businesses in addition to the free legal assistance.

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Hey Brentin:

Our prophets knew what they were looking for and it certainly wasn't some kid whose parents were too poor to bribe a desk clerk into getting a decent room at the Inn. That story has been run through the wringer a few times and is an insult to G_d.

When my mighty Messiah arrives, it will be in majesty and glory, and he will be smart enough to do so in a time where there is mass communication. There will be a space for him at the best hotels in Bethlehem. And that MIGHT be Bethlehem, PA, since it's close to NYC.

This Joseph and Mary story needs to be put to rest. Some chick gets knocked up and whelps out a kid in the barn. Yeah, I am sure that's how G_d treats His Son. I don't think so, bud.

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Mazel tov Hezekiah - we here all agree that there were good times back there in the OT. Yahweh really kicked butt when it came to His "chosen people" and the "promised land".

I'm sure it wasn't a pleasant life building those pyramids for the pharaohs - and Yahweh's "angel of death" thing did the trick, along with Moses parting the waters and all that - Glory! Helping clear out the "promised land" of all those inconvenient savages was some pretty awesome stuff, and in today's "political correctness" it would be called "genocide" - but Yahweh promised the land of milk and honey and He certainly delivered.

As a matter of fact, you guys still celebrate that "Passover" thing even today - but don't you think it's getting a little outdated? I mean really, some smoked BBQ baby back pork ribs would be great instead of that disgusting gefilte fish.

I realize that you were looking for a different kind of "Messiah" - one that would kick some ass just like the good old days. I'm surprised that your kind didn't take up with Mohammed back there in the 7th Century - he had a good run there for awhile.

Once Jesus came along it looks like things took a turn for the worse for your kind. I'm sure it was hard getting used to Jesus kicking all the money changers from the Temple - you guys were quite good at it, and no doubt there is a need for international currency arbitrage in any Capitalist economy. Jesus was more like Teddy Roosevelt - He spoke softly and carried a big stick.

It's time to move on there Hezekiah, and get with Jesus. The "promised land" is now the Godly Christian USofA, and the Republican Party. You need to stop supporting all the LIEberals - and let's face it, your women are all loud, obnoxious, and boisterous - like Bella Abzug. I see you all eyeing our blond blue-eyed shiksas, and Jesus knows how to keep them quiet and obedient.

So come on over, there is nothing like the smell of bacon and eggs in the morning - infinitely preferable to those matzo balls. And then there is that little thing known as Salvation® - Jesus died for your sins as well, and He forgives you for killing Him.


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Mazel tov Hezekiah - we here all agree that there were good times back there in the OT. Yahweh really kicked butt when it came to His "chosen people" and the "promised land".

I'm sure it wasn't a pleasant life building those pyramids for the pharaohs - and Yahweh's "angel of death" thing did the trick, along with Moses parting the waters and all that - Glory! Helping clear out the "promised land" of all those inconvenient savages was some pretty awesome stuff, and in today's "political correctness" it would be called "genocide" - but Yahweh promised the land of milk and honey and He certainly delivered.

As a matter of fact, you guys still celebrate that "Passover" thing even today - but don't you think it's getting a little outdated? I mean really, some smoked BBQ baby back pork ribs would be great instead of that disgusting gefilte fish.

I realize that you were looking for a different kind of "Messiah" - one that would kick some ass just like the good old days. I'm surprised that your kind didn't take up with Mohammed back there in the 7th Century - he had a good run there for awhile.

Once Jesus came along it looks like things took a turn for the worse for your kind. I'm sure it was hard getting used to Jesus kicking all the money changers from the Temple - you guys were quite good at it, and no doubt there is a need for international currency arbitrage in any Capitalist economy. Jesus was more like Teddy Roosevelt - He spoke softly and carried a big stick.

It's time to move on there Hezekiah, and get with Jesus. The "promised land" is now the Godly Christian USofA, and the Republican Party. You need to stop supporting all the LIEberals - and let's face it, your women are all loud, obnoxious, and boisterous - like Bella Abzug. I see you all eyeing our blond blue-eyed shiksas, and Jesus knows how to keep them quiet and obedient.

So come on over, there is nothing like the smell of bacon and eggs in the morning - infinitely preferable to those matzo balls. And then there is that little thing known as Salvation® - Jesus died for your sins as well, and He forgives you for killing Him.

I repeat: Crucifixions were a Roman method of justice. I am not saying the man Jesus deserved his fate - although it does show what happens when you have an overinflated opinion of yourself. I see a man who really wanted to change things and was raked over the coals as a result - kind of like Bill Clinton. Although Bill obviously survived


It doesn't do any good to use Jesus or the new testament when discussing things with me. You'll do better with the Torah and Judaic teaching. Don't indict me for the death of Jesus. Had I been there I would have been his lawyer. When the messiah arrives, and you all realize we were right all along, we'll still be friends. Thank you for your note, Mr. Bryan.


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Well that's not true, but you'll be better off with the Baptist Bible teachings. We can't always have it our way, though, now can we?

He arrived 2016 years ago. Try to keep up.

Michael Hezekiah, Stop trying to turn people into Joos!!!

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I am not trying to change anyone at all. Just like you are giving your views, I'm giving mine. You don't have to read them. Also - I note you're the same as I am. Unsaved Trash. Nice to be in good company.


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There is some debate about whether the Romans allowed subject people to have jurisdiction over capital punishment. But, as Reza Aslan put it to me, “the method of execution settles the question once and for all. Crucifixion was a strictly Roman punishment for crimes against the state.”



The fact of the matter is that Jews—much less “the Jews”—didn’t kill Jesus. Not the Pharisees, not Herod, not <insert your conspiracy theorist cabal of Jewish leaders here>.


Mr. Hezekiah, your fallacious argument is much the same that the KGB used when Bulgarians showed up and killed total strangers who the Russians thought were troublemakers. "It wasn't us. We didn't kill those dissidents. It was those Bulgarian cavemen who did it. I can't imagine why those Bulgarians would do such a thing." Of course, everyone knows that Bulgarians can't even read, have no particular problem with Russian troublemakers and didn't even have shoes until recently. Only a fool would think they had some reason to run around killing Russian defectors. It was the Russians. The Russians did it even if they used Bulgarians.


Similarly, the Jews killed Jesus using Romans to do the work. Crucifixion was used exclusively by the Romans to kill their enemies and no one doubts that the Romans carried sweet Jesus up Golgotha, there to be executed like a common criminal, but they did it for their masters, the Jews. Jesus was a threat to the corrupt Jew leadership and the Jew hierarchy. They were the people who wanted to get rid of Him. The Romans had no problems with Jesus. He was no threat to them. Why then did they crucify Him? The answer is clear- they did it for the Jews. The Jews killed Jesus and we have known about it for almost two thousand years. God won't forget and neither will we.


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