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flag Godly Belarus makes "law against social parasites". Glory to God! - 03-26-2017, 06:27 AM

Now THIS is a law that could have been written by Jesus Himself!



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Decree No3 “On the Prevention of Social Dependence” was adopted in 2015. The document imposes a special tax – equivalent to about 200 U.S. dollars – upon Belarusians who work less than 183 days a year and do not sign up at the country’s labor bureaus.
It means that the lazy unemployed will no longer be paid free money but they are the ones who have to pay for their social parasitism! If you work, you tithe. If you are too fat and lazy to work, you still tithe. Don't forget to tithe!

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Proverbs 6:6 - Go to the ant, thou sluggard; consider her ways, and be wise:

2 Thessalonians 3:10 - For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.
It is a tragedy that these foreigners are much more advanced in the legislation of Godliness than the Godly GOP. Tonight I'm gonna dictate a memo to Donald and we'll start pushing for this legislation asap!

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The law, signed into effect in 2015, is reminiscent of Soviet-era crackdowns against the jobless, who undermined the state's portrayal of a “workers' paradise.” Homemakers and subsistence farmers are exempted, as are the “officially unemployed,” who must register at the country's labor bureau and then perform community service for $10 a month. Those who refuse to pay face a fine and two weeks in jail.


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Default Re: Godly Belarus makes "law against social parasites". Glory to God! - 03-26-2017, 10:12 AM

Excellent news, Pastor.

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Decree No3 “On the Prevention of Social Dependence” was adopted in 2015. The document imposes a special tax – equivalent to about 200 U.S. dollars – upon Belarusians who work less than 183 days a year and do not sign up at the country’s labor bureaus.
It is interesting (and probably significant) that for every 30 idle layabouts taxed in this way, they will get $6,000, which is roughly the per capita GDP of Belarus. So the fine is based on 30 x Belarusian layabouts = one productive member of society. The 30 layabouts are perhaps the equivalent here of the 30 pieces of silver exchanged for the betrayal of Jesus.

If we do the math, then the fine for US layabouts needs to be set around $1,750 - say $2,000 to allow for the undoubted growth we are already seeing under Brother President Trump. This will make growth even higher!

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