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Default Re: Holy War breaks out in England - 10-08-2006, 09:14 PM

Tithing is giving praise to Jesus by turning over a grand portion of your pay to the Church to help fund missionary work or landscaping or whatever the Church needs. Jesus allowed you to have a job and He did temporarily die for your filthy sins, the least you could do is pay His rent.


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Default Re: Holy War breaks out in England - 10-08-2006, 09:15 PM

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what does tithe mean?
Oh, are you ever hopeless! Tell me the person I'm speaking to is Bill "What is your definition of the word 'is'?" Clinton! Even in the most ungodly part of my life that I was familar with "tithe" and "tithing"!

But since you asked... I'll go so far as to provide a link from a sickular source:

Noun

Tithe
  1. A tenth.
  2. the tenthpart of the increase arising from the profits of land and stock, allotted to the clergy for their support, as in England, or devoted to religious or charitable uses. Almost all the tithes of England and Wales are commuted by law into rent charges.
  3. Hence, a small part or proportion.


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Default Re: Holy War breaks out in England - 10-08-2006, 09:16 PM

ok no because my mother works hard for the money she earns and my father has no money to give to you and i don't beleive in your moral values!
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Tithing means giving all your money to God (through Landover). Just steal some credit cards from your parents, go to paypal, and type the right numbers in the right boxes. Put in all the money that your parents have! If you don't, you'll go straight to hell. What's more important, your ill gotten money or your eternal soul?
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Default Re: Holy War breaks out in England - 10-08-2006, 09:17 PM

What part of the united kingdom is he in then?
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It means you Love the Lord Jesus Christ. Not only with all your Heart and Soul but also your Wallet.

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Default Re: Holy War breaks out in England - 10-08-2006, 09:19 PM

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ok no because my mother works hard for the money she earns and my father has no money to give to you and i don't beleive in your moral values!
Repent heathen!

Luke 14:26 - "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother... He cannot be my disciple."


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Default Re: Holy War breaks out in England - 10-08-2006, 09:20 PM

Excuse me could you please tell me what repent heathen means?
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Repent heathen!

Luke 14:26 - "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother... He cannot be my disciple."
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Default Re: Holy War breaks out in England - 10-08-2006, 09:22 PM

It means change your wicked ways and be sorry for the evil, blasphemous things that you do.
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Default Re: Holy War breaks out in England - 10-08-2006, 09:23 PM

thankyou for your help
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Oh, are you ever hopeless! Tell me the person I'm speaking to is Bill "What is your definition of the word 'is'?" Clinton! Even in the most ungodly part of my life that I was familar with "tithe" and "tithing"!

But since you asked... I'll go so far as to provide a link from a sickular source:

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  1. A tenth.
  2. the tenthpart of the increase arising from the profits of land and stock, allotted to the clergy for their support, as in England, or devoted to religious or charitable uses. Almost all the tithes of England and Wales are commuted by law into rent charges.
  3. Hence, a small part or proportion.
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Default Re: Holy War breaks out in England - 10-08-2006, 09:23 PM

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Excuse me could you please tell me what repent heathen means?
It's recommended that you buy a copy of KJV1611 and a dictionary. Or if you do not have any money for a dictionary, you can simply go to http://en.wiktionary.org/

And before you ask, no I cannot tell you what "It's recommended that you buy a copy of KJV1611 and a dictionary. Or if you do not have any money for a dictionary, you can simply go to http://en.wiktionary.org/" means!


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Default Re: Holy War breaks out in England - 10-08-2006, 09:23 PM

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What part of the united kingdom is he in then?


Don't worry.................He'll find you.



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Default Re: Holy War breaks out in England - 10-08-2006, 09:24 PM

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Default Re: Holy War breaks out in England - 10-08-2006, 09:25 PM

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Don't worry.................He'll find you.
no he really won't he won't come to were i live he'll probably be to scared by the chavs to even step foot in my city
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Default Re: Holy War breaks out in England - 10-08-2006, 09:27 PM

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no he really won't he won't come to were i live he'll probably be to scared by the chavs to even step foot in my city
Scared by the chavs? I don't think so. Chavs are wimps.


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Default Re: Holy War breaks out in England - 10-08-2006, 09:28 PM

ok but i have no idea were i can get a KJV1611
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Default Re: Holy War breaks out in England - 10-08-2006, 09:31 PM

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What part of the united kingdom is he in then?
This isn't a dating service butty.


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Default Re: Holy War breaks out in England - 10-08-2006, 09:31 PM

Excuse me but have you ever met a chav?
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Scared by the chavs? I don't think so. Chavs are wimps.
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Default Re: Holy War breaks out in England - 10-08-2006, 09:32 PM

Well no shit! i had guessed that!
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Default Re: Holy War breaks out in England - 10-08-2006, 09:42 PM

Brother Temperence is not interested in meeting you then so knock it off before you get a warning for hitting on a member.

And refrain from spewing those curses if at all possible. This is a Church, not you mothers brothel.


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Default Re: Holy War breaks out in England - 10-08-2006, 09:46 PM

oooooooooh cuss i don't care. For your info i have a boyfriend.
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Default Re: Holy War breaks out in England - 10-08-2006, 09:49 PM

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oooooooooh cuss i don't care. For your info i have a boyfriend.
Then you are already invisible to Jesus. Like you never existed at all. That is a pathetic way to live. Homosexuals all go to Hell when Satan finally calls them to his infernal embrace.


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