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Default I'd like to order a wife - 03-14-2008, 12:16 AM

Is this where I come to buy a wife for myself?


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Default Re: I'd like to order a wife - 03-14-2008, 12:52 AM

Why would a want to wed to a ?
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Default Re: I'd like to order a wife - 03-14-2008, 12:55 AM

Abu, women are not objects to be purchased or pawned off.

The closest thing you could get is arranged marriage, and that isn't even necessary.

Why not court a woman, as I currently am, and take a wife that way?
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Default Re: I'd like to order a wife - 03-14-2008, 01:06 AM

Dear Ezekiel, what if I translated Allah's (blessed be his name) words into English. Is that ok?


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Default Re: I'd like to order a wife - 03-14-2008, 01:11 AM

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Abu, women are not objects to be purchased or pawned off.

The closest thing you could get is arranged marriage, and that isn't even necessary.

Why not court a woman, as I currently am, and take a wife that way?
Why hello dear brother and son of Abraham, may I ask where you got your wives? I am finding it difficult to locate any, even around the city of Riyadh.


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Default Re: I'd like to order a wife - 03-14-2008, 01:18 AM

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Why hello dear brother and son of Abraham, may I ask where you got your wives? I am finding it difficult to locate any, even around the city of Riyadh.
I am not, and have not, married yet, brother.

As I stated before, I am currently courting a woman, a member of these forums, in fact, but she seems to be unresponsive.
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Default Re: I'd like to order a wife - 03-14-2008, 01:21 AM

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Dear Ezekiel, what if I translated Allah's (blessed be his name) words into English. Is that ok?
That gibberish is NOT ENGLISH you ignorant sand digger.


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Default Re: I'd like to order a wife - 03-14-2008, 01:25 AM

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That gibberish is NOT ENGLISH you ignorant sand digger.
Why is it you call me vile names? I have cast no offense upon you. I welcome you with open arms my dear friend.
and yes, it is Enlgish, utilizing only the characters of the English alphabet and consisting of correct grammatical structue... I feel the problem you find is not in my signature Mr. Ezekiel.


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Default Re: I'd like to order a wife - 03-14-2008, 01:32 AM

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Why is it you call me vile names? I have cast no offense upon you. I welcome you with open arms my dear friend.
and yes, it is Enlgish, utilizing only the characters of the English alphabet and consisting of correct grammatical structue... I feel the problem you find is not in my signature Mr. Ezekiel.
Gee, do you think so?

This is a CHRISTIAN forum, not a towelhead pickup site. No True Christian™ woman would have anything to do with you, camel jockey.

You are wasting your time here. You might want to take a look at THIS.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: I'd like to order a wife - 03-14-2008, 01:47 AM

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Gee, do you think so?

This is a CHRISTIAN forum, not a towelhead pickup site. No True Christian™ woman would have anything to do with you, camel jockey.

You are wasting your time here. You might want to take a look at THIS.
The link you provided was of tainted origins, and does not speak of the true intent of Islam, and why do you insist upon calling me a towelhead? May I ask what a towelhead is?
You Christians are quite violent people. I simply come here for a wife and in pursuit of knowledge of other knowledge.
You remind me of the Puritans during the first years in your colonization and taking of the lands of the natives that once lived in your country. Why must you all be so hostile?


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Default Re: I'd like to order a wife - 03-14-2008, 02:02 AM

From what I've noticed, all the pastors in this website who post articles proving why a religion is false is probably from some biased source, like the one above, posted by none other than, huh, themselves? Isn't that kinda funny?
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Default Re: I'd like to order a wife - 03-14-2008, 02:21 AM

THE PASTORS OF THIS SITE ARE ENEMIES OF ISLAM!! NEVER HAVE WE CAUSED YOU ANY REASON TO BRING HARM UPON US!!! MUHAMMAD SHALL FROWN UPON YOUR SOULS!!!


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Is this where I come to buy a wife for myself?
This site is probably more what you want instead of bothering modest Christian women:





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Default Re: I'd like to order a wife - 04-10-2008, 07:55 PM

Now that she is a widow after 41 years of loyal marriage, is Judy O'Christian considering putting herself into the market for marriage?

Are Christians allowed to partake in "swingers" sessions?

Because Judy looks like my kind of gal....



And if she isn't up for a wedding, I would love to engage her in some thoroughly Christian swinging. If that is allowed, and if the good lady consents, of course.
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I feel the problem you find is not in my signature Mr. Ezekiel.
I have a problem with you're signature Abu Heathen Scraper.....without God's word in my ears and eyes (and any other orifice blessed upon me by Himself that He deems fit to penetrate) there would be more than enough silence for the filthy lebo q'ran cucucumbers to sneak up behind and attempt to drill me with ensorcelled sand ridden filth, as your back the front signature clearly outlines!

Go back to tibet where all you towelhead djinns belong. You are one of many commie problems.

God's cacophony will not silence heathen's such as yourself........He will Lord you to eternally scream towelhead sanskrit from both airless and well salted lungs for the rest of your unnatural (and well earned) damnation.

Apologies to the Saved for not previously introducing myself.......but filthy lebo-tibetan towelheads would do my God Given Head in if I were to let them pass by His judgement.
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And I thought the commies were idiots. What is this mudslime on about? I can't understand his so-called "Enlgish" as he calls it....For God's sake, I was born and raised in Russia and I speak better English than he does!
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Default Re: I'd like to order a wife - 04-16-2008, 01:49 AM

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Are Christians allowed to partake in "swingers" sessions?
No. Dancing is a sin, period.


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Default Re: I'd like to order a wife - 04-16-2008, 04:33 AM

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No. Dancing is a sin, period.
Dancing is not a sin!!! Even David danced before the Lord! And he was favored above others! Not to mention the fact that many married folks take up dancing. Also, people dance at weddings. Where in the bible does it say that dancing is a sin? I personally haven't seen anything.


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