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Re: Well, I might as well try. -
05-31-2008, 04:10 AM
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Thanks for the advice. I just wanted to see if I would get any "results". I was bored and needed something to do.
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If you're bored, read the Bible. That's what I do.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Well, I might as well try. -
05-31-2008, 04:14 AM
Why would I read something that doesn't make sense to me?
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Re: Well, I might as well try. -
05-31-2008, 04:18 AM
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Why would I read something that doesn't make sense to me?
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Why should you waste our time and God's bandwidth?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Well, I might as well try. -
05-31-2008, 04:20 AM
In my intro thread, I asked someone to pose a reasonable argument on why I should become a Christian, but I haven't seen any arguments at all.
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Re: Well, I might as well try. -
05-31-2008, 04:21 AM
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Why would I read something that doesn't make sense to me?
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Friend, I know Pastor Ezekiel comes across as gruff at times, but he is actually a kind and caring man. He only wants what's best for your Soul. The fact that the Bible "doesn't make sense" to you is the exact reason why you should read it! When you start studying a new subject in school, it doesn't make sense to you at first, right? So you learn by reading about it, and soon it begins to make perfect sense. Brother V has an excellent Bible in a Year section that can help you get started. You can start at the beginning with Genesis, or you can start with a section that interests you. Give it a try and let us know what you think.
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05-31-2008, 04:24 AM
When I said it didn't make sense to me, I meant how is it that everything it says can be true? Am I supposed to just "have faith" and believe? Because I can't do that. I am physiaclly unable to do that.
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05-31-2008, 04:35 AM
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When I said it didn't make sense to me, I meant how is it that everything it says can be true? Am I supposed to just "have faith" and believe? Because I can't do that. I am physiaclly unable to do that.
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Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.
You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Well, I might as well try. -
05-31-2008, 04:40 AM
I don't see what paying money has to do with asking Jesus into my heart, nor do I understand how you know so much about what the journey to hell is like. If you have a Bible source on it, I have one right here so I can look up any verse you want me to. And it is a KJV.
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Re: Well, I might as well try. -
05-31-2008, 06:31 AM
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Well, (1) I own a restaurant. No, I don't cook, I just own and manage it. (2) My goals are to settle down with a nice women and maybe have a child. As for the guns, I have a .45 handgun, and a 12 gauge sawn-off shotgun. I also own a Winchester rifle for hunting. And the '71 Plymouth Barracuda 383 in the picture is also mine.
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(1) I like to see such enterprise in a young man like yourself. On a nice day I'm sure people will be lining up at the cart to buy your hot dogs. Well done!
(2) You didn't tell us you're a Mor mon. That puts a whole new spin on things.
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Re: Well, I might as well try. -
05-31-2008, 07:10 AM
No, I'm agnostic.
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Re: Well, I might as well try. -
05-31-2008, 07:15 AM
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The restaurant has not been opened yet, as I am still getting supplies (i.e. refrigerator, tables, stoves, etc.). And it is in the state of Washington, and I don't think anybody would travel to another state to go to a yet-to-be-opened restaurant.
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I'm interested. I'm in CO, and I might be moving to WA in Sept. Feel free to contact me anytime through IM. I like making new friends.
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Re: Well, I might as well try. -
05-31-2008, 07:16 AM
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The restaurant has not been opened yet, as I am still getting supplies (i.e. refrigerator, tables, stoves, etc.). And it is in the state of Washington, and I don't think anybody would travel to another state to go to a yet-to-be-opened restaurant.
Marshall: I would like to start a collection of my own, mainly with good old American muscle.
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Hi, Alex!
I live much of the year in Western Oregon, between Eugene and Portland. (I do spend about 10 days a month managing my upscale bed-and-breakfast for women, The Monthly Visitor, just outside Freehold.)
I'm sure I could find time to come see your restaurant; I visit friends in Seattle now and again. Where is it?
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Re: Well, I might as well try. -
05-31-2008, 07:26 AM
I'll reveal the location when its open
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Re: Well, I might as well try. -
05-31-2008, 07:39 AM
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The restaurant has not been opened yet, as I am still getting supplies (i.e. refrigerator, tables, stoves, etc.). And it is in the state of Washington, and I don't think anybody would travel to another state to go to a yet-to-be-opened restaurant.
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Well, look at the offers you've had from some of these nice True Christian™ folks! This just makes me smile! As a matter of fact, my mother and I live just a few miles on down the road in San Fransissyco, Alex, where I'm a teacher in a Baptist grammar school. Waddaya say! My sons can help with the crates of Bibles we're planning to donate to your new restaurant. I'm tickled pink, that's what. Tip of the headmaster's hat, Alex, and see you soon!
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Re: Well, I might as well try. -
05-31-2008, 07:41 AM
I appreciate the offer but I'm not going to have any religious things in it. I don't want to offend any potential customers.
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Re: Well, I might as well try. -
05-31-2008, 12:22 PM
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I'll reveal the location when its open
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Translation: There is no restaurant and I'm a sad little boy who has to spin lies on God's favorite forum because I'm too bored to read the Bible.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Well, I might as well try. -
05-31-2008, 04:41 PM
If you want a girl then go to a nice Gothclub in your area and start your search there, at least you will have a decent chance finding one in real life instead on the Internet.
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Re: Well, I might as well try. -
05-31-2008, 07:03 PM
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If you want a girl then go to a nice Gothclub in your area and start your search there, at least you will have a decent chance finding one in real life instead on the Internet.
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Are you SERIOUS Snotty?? Find a girl at a nice Gothclub? Well at least you didn't say find a NICE girl!
I'm sorry, but finding your ideal partner in a club full of blood-drinking cross-dressing freaks just doesn't work for me. For one, how can you tell the difference between the guys and the girls there? We're not ALL bi-sexurals like the goths, you know.
Hilarious! Your posts are Comedy Gold, Snot! Keep it up!
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05-31-2008, 07:10 PM
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Are you SERIOUS Snotty?? Find a girl at a nice Gothclub? Well at least you didn't say find a NICE girl!
I'm sorry, but finding your ideal partner in a club full of blood-drinking cross-dressing freaks just doesn't work for me. For one, how can you tell the difference between the guys and the girls there? We're not ALL bi-sexurals like the goths, you know.
Hilarious! Your posts are Comedy Gold, Snot! Keep it up!
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I LoL at you for your stereotypical opinions about Goth, I for Instance am not Bisexual but a hetero, that debunks that stereotype immediately. And there are many nice girls in gothclubs, getting them is of course another issue, they tend to be on the hard side to get.
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Re: Well, I might as well try. -
05-31-2008, 07:26 PM
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I LoL at you for your stereotypical opinions about Goth, I for Instance am not Bisexual but a hetero, that debunks that stereotype immediately. And there are many nice girls in gothclubs, getting them is of course another issue, they tend to be on the hard side to get.
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Stereotypes? Huh?? I'm sorry, Snot, but not all of us want to have our necks cut open with razor-blades to the music of Marilyn Manson, while some ugly fat greasy chick, with 5 tons of metal bars, piercings and screws all over her face, takes a shit in our laps!
It might be YOUR idea of a fun time, but some of us HAVE standards!
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